To be honest, I've never heard a nantucket joke my entire life, but people tell me about them all the time but never tell me one of their jokes. therefore, i started this forum to see how many of you hubbers out there can come up with pretty good nantucket jokes for me.
can you describe what a nantucket joke is as I have never heard of it either?
Well, I could give you a number of them, but they would be pretty X-rated so I'll leave them off of here. They go something like this:
There was on old man from Nantucket,
Who decided to sit on a bucket,
He started to doze,
His arse it did froze,
And so he decided to chuck it.
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