I'd rather have my thumbs screwed to an Aeroflot seat than travel on Ryanair. Now that's a compliment to Aeroflot.
Ryanair pretend to offer the cheapest flights but to the most remote airports, and when all the add-ons are paid for, you might as well have flown first class with BMI. If you make a mistake with an online booking they'll slap on a carpet just for an amendment. Do it by phone (premium rate number) and it's a pony.
As for Aer Lingus, on a flight from Baltimore to Dublin, some banshee asked me if I would like beef or fish for lunch.
Fish I replied.
"Sorry we don't have any fish". Then why ask I said. "Well, we like to give a choice!"
Breakfast was a glass of oj as I recall.
I love those Irish airlines, as long as I'm not on them. I still have nightmares!