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This is going to get Funky!

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    I want to know the strangest place you ever had sex.

    Not the specific sexual details, but the location details.

    Some of us may possibly have to post many times. This is permitted.

    Let's Go

    I was on the 7th hole of a golf course in Houston Texas at high noon, 115 degrees in the shade and it was a hole in one! lol

    Of course we were kicked from the club, but it didn't seem to matter somehow.

    I was 30.

    And I love to golf. 

    Every time I hit off the 7th hole my flashback occurs big_smile

    And you?

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      a hole in one!!!!!  lol
      hmmmm....strangest place...does the kitchen table count?
      or, the back of the van while camping, in the middle of the day.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    lol

  3. fishtiger58 profile image82
    fishtiger58posted 7 years ago

    In our boat on our honeymoon in a secluded bay on a lake. Or at least I hope it was secluded lol.

  4. Niteriter profile image79
    Niteriterposted 7 years ago

    The memory is misty and dim. I was thoroughly intoxicated... by love (I swear). I recall a clover-perfumed meadow, a large shade tree, and a fallen tree trunk with the perfect degree of softness.

    At the appropriate moment my true love began to wriggle and moan, and eventually to scream. My chest puffed out with pride, I envisioned myself as the world's most pursued lover, and I slipped into an oblivion that excluded all but my own pleasure... until I saw the ants on my true love's neck.

    My memory, still misty and dim, fades to a scene of being severely beaten with a bra buckle and nastily chastened (by the same ecreaming voice I had enjoyed earlier) for being the world's most insensitive beast.

    The next day I went into the priesthood.

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

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      maudine_05posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL!!!!

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        zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        some people should never be left alone during sex intercourse...

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        Friendlywordposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You're all lightweights! Belvedere Castle, the middle of Central Park, New York. About 2 in the afternoon.

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          YOU WIN lol  and I saw you too lol

  5. Randy Godwin profile image93
    Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago

    On a motorcycle....

  6. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    I promised I wouldnt kiss n tell lol

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    lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago

    I don't think I can answer this on the grounds it might incriminate me, lol.

  8. Niteriter profile image79
    Niteriterposted 7 years ago

    Self incrimination is such a small price to pay for a good story!

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      lynnechandlerposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL, not sure how good a story it is but um yeah best left in the dark on a car hood outside the club.

  9. Black Lilly profile image60
    Black Lillyposted 7 years ago

    In a car accelerating downhill. Did not notice that until it hit something...

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      nice one big_smile

      1. Black Lilly profile image60
        Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile not so nice there and then - it hurt big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    what about sheep?

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    No kill I big_smile

  12. Black Lilly profile image60
    Black Lillyposted 7 years ago

    Hey, sheep should have pretty good tricks... Denno, please share big_smile
    Should be lot of.. ahem... sheep-somes?

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    It would take a hub just to touch on the not-so-startling ones. lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

    2. Black Lilly profile image60
      Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      we are in no hurry.

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        chicken or sheep? lol

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          Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Or both, or more? Or....Man, here I go..... wink

  14. Black Lilly profile image60
    Black Lillyposted 7 years ago

    chicken, sheep, pigs...

    who cares? Forum was supposed to be about sex anyway.

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    Colebabieposted 7 years ago

    On the beach.

    In a car in the parking lot of Target (don't ask)

    On a balcony of a hotel

    On a balcony of a cruise ship

    1. Colebabie profile image61
      Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh yeah. That was in his mom's car. I still feel bad about it. hmm She traded it in the next week, but I still feel bad...

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        That does suck, the car I mean - poor mom - were you hurt?

        1. Colebabie profile image61
          Colebabieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          She never knew about it. Hurt how? Like by the gear shifter? Nah, it was pretty roomy.

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            lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            whew, good thing girl lol

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      mtsi1098posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well I have 2 of these 4 smile

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    Beach ones are always fun smile

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      In a herd? lol

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        Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Always in threes. smile

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          zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Must be quite funky under all that wool !

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    next to her husband's bedroom...

  18. Black Lilly profile image60
    Black Lillyposted 7 years ago

    Back to the topic.

    >>>snipped by myself<<<

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    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    um...foot of the bed....! roll

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      Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      A whole foot? lol

      1. myownworld profile image80
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        well, she did say, strangest....yikes

        (LOL @ zam)

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          Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          'Nuff said....

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        1. myownworld profile image80
          myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol...u laughing behind our backs??! yikes

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          Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I've no idea where that came from. big_smile

          1. myownworld profile image80
            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            yeah sure...!

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              Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Um, okay I do. lol

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      zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ummmm. Naughty girl.

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    tony0724posted 7 years ago

    On a baseball field . I was a teenager and could,nt afford a hotel room !

    1. Anath profile image73
      Anathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Got it!

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    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    In the dark room, during photo lab in college...

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    Vertical for ever

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      Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Umm, I don't kno...anything after four hours and you're gonna need to consult a physician.... big_smile

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        zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol I was talking about the foot of the bed

      2. myownworld profile image80
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol that long??

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          Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Some of us are just gifted.....wink

          1. myownworld profile image80
            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            its sheep not a horse, don't forget! yikes

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              Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Hey! I do recall my uncle, Mr. Ed ,telling me I was gonna be all set in life big_smile

    2. myownworld profile image80
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      well, u can change direction u know....wink

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        zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Ummm.
        imagine it becoming a river bed. smile

  23. Anath profile image73
    Anathposted 7 years ago

    A ruined building -only 3 walls no roof.

    A restaurant's toilet.

    His house while his parents were preparing diner and he was supposed to show me the house.  Somehow we got "stuck" in the toilet *_*

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    tony0724posted 7 years ago

    Once I saw Anath here I just had to check it out !

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      Anathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You cheeky monkey.  You did not kiss and tell Tony, come on...  I wrote down my mildest ones, surely you can come up with at least one place *_*

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        tony0724posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Look at the earlier post Anath 1 But thx for sharing ! big_smile

  25. Jonathan Janco profile image81
    Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago

    I was visiting my college friends about a year after I graduated. The friend I was staying with hated my ex and my ex was living with her girlfriend that she left me for . . . long story short, the cops interrupted us at this 'make-out point' north of Scranton. Eventually, we just parked in some stranger's driveway near downtown Scranton and did it there.

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      zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      a bit complex, Jonathan.
      Was it a girl?

      1. Jonathan Janco profile image81
        Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        No, not a girl, but a fully-developed woman!

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          zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Wow bless you son!
          That's unmatchable !

          1. Jonathan Janco profile image81
            Jonathan Jancoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I'm sure it's not unmatchable. Someone will come up with something.

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              zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              I meant that a "full-developed woman" is unmatchable.
              And as the poet said :

              You cannot possibly know every women in the world.
              But nothing keeps you from trying...

  26. kephrira profile image60
    kephriraposted 7 years ago

    I got interupted by a security guard in a car park once... I thought it was funny but she was mortified we'd been seen.

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    Denno66posted 7 years ago

    Okay, so you DID make to third base, then? lol

    1. tony0724 profile image60
      tony0724posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      YUP ! On a bunt single !!! big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Loving this Hubbers - a bunch of highly creative, intelligent writers sharing intellectual life experiences with one another.  We are truly amazing lol

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      zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Is that a "full-developed woman's" irony ?
      hehehe

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Full eeeee lol

  29. Black Lilly profile image60
    Black Lillyposted 7 years ago

    Parked somewhere that seemed to be a remote area by the river. Middle of the day, bright sunshine, car windows not tinted.
    Unfortunately, there was some local kids favourite spot or something.
    "Woke up" when there were about 10 kids surrounding the car and an embarrased policeman knocking on car window.

    Morals: watch out for kids big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    37,000 feet, Air Canada, toilet wouldn't stop flushing and my foot was stained blue for 3 days from that stupid annoying, unstoppable toilet chemical.  Never did finish either - the flushing that is lol

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      Niteriterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm relieved to see you didn't mention my name! Hee Haw!

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        xoxo wink

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    Rhianni32posted 7 years ago

    Apparently I am rather boring.
    Different places in my house is all.  But I now have the beginnings of a good checklist!

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    I have a fairly comfortable car.
    But I think I'll buy a better model with tainted glass, maybe.
    As I would not buy an airplane...

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      Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Stained glass? lol

    2. Black Lilly profile image60
      Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      big_smile big_smile big_smile
      well, it proves to be necessary at times...

  33. myownworld profile image80
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    A foot is a brilliant tool......

    (((how sad am I?? yikes)))

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Last seat at night on a Greyhound bus - private enough until I realized windows act as mirrors in the evening with the buses lighting.   And here I thought it was late and quiet because everyone was sleeping.  Perv's  lol

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      Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh, yeah they're all Pervs. big_smile

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        hmm:

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      zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Chauffeur's regal...

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    Crowded restaurant.
    Finger play... but so good.

    hehehe
    I love this game

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      should have had the fries lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      you play piano?  so cool.

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    there were no fries.
    (Apart from hot fingers)
    I too appreciate the high intellectual level of this thread

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hot sauce maybe too lol

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        zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'm still licking my fingers

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    On a thick warm furry sheepskin rug. lol lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I Just Denno sometimes lol

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        Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile

    2. Black Lilly profile image60
      Black Lillyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Oh please don't start that again - I'm hungry!!!

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    On a ship, under very rough weather.
    It was a nice touch of random movement to it...

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      for the ship or the weather lol hmm:

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        zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        for all

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    Hi Denno.
    How are things at the sheepfold at night ?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      or with the farmers in the day? lol

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      Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I think I am still frightened(shudders)

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Do sheep cum? hmm:

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      Denno66posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      As in Cum Laude? big_smile

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        well of course roll

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    With 54 chromosome pairs for Dolly's friend.
    What colour ?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    OK, the conservative, respectable, and reserved person lol  with the most posts;   gets to eat, I mean take Denno out for cock tales tonight.  lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Hey, where's all the funky hubbers at? sad

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    hello hello hello o o o o o o

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    on a  cobblestone brick driveway, don't know who's mind you lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why's no one playing - we've all been saved, if you have not yet, go to other forum and you will be saved lol

  47. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    You seek me out for knowledge and yet I give you wisdom.

    Are you any smarter?

    lol

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      zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      c'mon Cagsil. Relax
      Have a drink.

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      zampanoposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm going now, for a little practice.
      It was a pleasure to meet you all here.
      Thank you SingRay for these moments.

  48. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    Whatever unanswered questions in life, only creates confusion and ever-lasting false sense of direction.

    Ask for knowledge. Receive Wisdom!

    lol lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      and you will be saved lol

      1. Cagsil profile image60
        Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol cool lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    hmmmm.... hmm:

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    zampanoposted 7 years ago

    G'moring.
    Have a nice day.

 
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