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What happened to that 2 liner jokes forum? I need JOKES!

  1. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    they were two liners - lovely little gems of jokes - I want more!  I NEED more! PLEASE, gimme! I need I need I neeeed!

    and I don't even have one to start things out

  2. pioneer_writer5 profile image60
    pioneer_writer5posted 7 years ago

    What did the man say after throwing all his coffee beans off the roof?

    Good to the last drop.

  3. wyanjen profile image89
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    Democracy: your vote counts.

    Feudalism: your count votes.

  4. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    A neutron at the bar finishes his drink, asks, How much, Bartender?

    Bartender says: For you? No charge!

    1. Himitsu Shugisha profile image75
      Himitsu Shugishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That's a great science joke!! smile

  5. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    How do you entertain a blonde for hours and hours?

    Give her a piece of paper with "turn over" on both sides of it.

  6. sannyasinman profile image63
    sannyasinmanposted 7 years ago

    Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
    They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

  7. sannyasinman profile image63
    sannyasinmanposted 7 years ago

    Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
    After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

  8. sannyasinman profile image63
    sannyasinmanposted 7 years ago

    He said: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" 
    She said: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "

  9. wyanjen profile image89
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    Good girl: It's hard to be good.

    Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.

  10. Tamarii2 profile image60
    Tamarii2posted 7 years ago

    Wendy
    Wendy who?
    When thee door opens close it.

  11. Tamarii2 profile image60
    Tamarii2posted 7 years ago

    knock knock
    Whose there..
    wendy
    wendy who? When thee phone rings answer.

  12. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    how many men does it take to put the lid down?

    nobody knows, it has never been done...

  13. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    how many good men does it take to do the dishes?

    Both of them.

  14. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 7 years ago

    A woman asked her husband “what’s on Tv?’

    He replied, “Dust?”

  15. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    What do a fatherless child and a three legged dog have in common?

    They are both looking for their lost pah

  16. Black Lilly profile image59
    Black Lillyposted 7 years ago

    Why you should never run to catch men and buses/trains?

    Because the next will come in 5 minutes.

 
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