they were two liners - lovely little gems of jokes - I want more! I NEED more! PLEASE, gimme! I need I need I neeeed!and I don't even have one to start things out
What did the man say after throwing all his coffee beans off the roof?Good to the last drop.
Democracy: your vote counts. Feudalism: your count votes.
A neutron at the bar finishes his drink, asks, How much, Bartender?Bartender says: For you? No charge!
That's a great science joke!!
How do you entertain a blonde for hours and hours?Give her a piece of paper with "turn over" on both sides of it.
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
He said: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
Good girl: It's hard to be good. Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.
WendyWendy who?When thee door opens close it.
knock knock Whose there.. wendywendy who? When thee phone rings answer.
how many men does it take to put the lid down?nobody knows, it has never been done...
how many good men does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.
A woman asked her husband “what’s on Tv?’He replied, “Dust?”
What do a fatherless child and a three legged dog have in common?They are both looking for their lost pah
Why you should never run to catch men and buses/trains?Because the next will come in 5 minutes.
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