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(Another) add a line to the story...game !@

  1. mel22 profile image60
    mel22posted 7 years ago

    Keep adding lines to the story and leave an opening for the next person ...( no obscenity )

    There once was a man from Nantucket, who...

  2. cheaptrick profile image77
    cheaptrickposted 7 years ago

    Couldn't spell so he moved to Boston where he...

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    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    said a lot of obscenities.

  4. Stevennix2001 profile image83
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    so everyone thought he was a jerk.

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    cheaptrickposted 7 years ago

    Then he wrote a Movie called "The Jerk" and...

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    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    became rich and famous

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    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    and he lived happily ever after!
    END OF STORY

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    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    then in the sequel the man's story, his mother in law moves in to make his life a living hell.

  9. mel22 profile image60
    mel22posted 7 years ago

    His mother-in-law was a cranky old bat who loved to scream obscenities at him making him feel..

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    cosetteposted 7 years ago

    ...homicidal.

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    Herald Dailyposted 7 years ago

    He began plotting.  Instead of sleeping, he lay awake, night after night scheming ways to....

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    SoftCornHippoposted 7 years ago

    make his motherinlaw a better person.  Should he send her to a spa? should he

  13. mel22 profile image60
    mel22posted 7 years ago

    pedicure the smellky corns from her feet or...

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    cosetteposted 7 years ago

    ...just take her for those sky-diving lessons and "forget" to pack her parachute?

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    He was cofused.  All he could think of was revenge. The skydiving lessons seemeed the best way ,so he..

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    cosetteposted 7 years ago

    ..was just about to arrange a lesson when he noticed on TV (Oprah was on), a story about a man who was going to prison for "accidentally" pushing his mother-in-law out of an airplane at 20,000 feet, which was startling to say the least and which...

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    ...prompted him to rethink his strategy. If only he could find a way to...

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    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    After seeing what happened to the guy on TV, he decided to play it safe and just...

  19. mel22 profile image60
    mel22posted 7 years ago

    lay on the couch and finish watching Oprah. But then a commercial from...

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    Burger King popped on the screen and...

  21. h.a.borcich profile image61
    h.a.borcichposted 7 years ago

    started screaming as he remembered

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    ...he had left that Dino's pizza in the oven overnight and...

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    there was nothing else left in the house to eat, unless the

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    ...dish of chocolate covered grasshoppers that the asian lady next door dropped for a housewarming gift were still there. He ran...

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    baconmidgetposted 7 years ago

    to the chocolate covered grasshoppers special dish in the guest room and suddenly had another idea that was way better. Using his money he made from his movie he odered another pizza...

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    and as he waited for the pizza delivery the phone rang

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    baconmidgetposted 7 years ago

    WAIT... the phone rang? REALLY? who could be calling me? he wandered

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    It was OPRAH.. she wanted to interview him about the movie he had made. He was shocked and...

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    baconmidgetposted 7 years ago

    appalled, and said H**L NO!!! and at that point the pizza arrived... and he wandered to himself why in the world did i just say h some stars and l... man sometimes i don't even make sense  to myself

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    He wandered into the kitchen to get the cash for the pizza while wondering if he should pay the guy for being so late. Should he tip him or...

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    or should he stiff him?  And then the back door suddenly ripped off its hinges and fell into the kitchen and a

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    ...big green gorilla smashed ...

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    dyonderposted 7 years ago

    through the door and headed straight through the house to attack the pizza guy. One problem solved, but...

  34. Vicki99 profile image85
    Vicki99posted 7 years ago

    There was still the mother-in-law issue. And the DNA from the pizza boy all over the front stoop...

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    cosetteposted 7 years ago

    He looked at the gorrila; the gorilla looked at him; and a plan began forumlating in his head...

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    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    In his head he counted -one-two-three--go, and at that moment he jumped up and

  37. mel22 profile image60
    mel22posted 7 years ago

    ...smacked his nugget on the dining room chandalier that was hanging from...

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    SparklingJewelposted 7 years ago

    a chain that had lowered it to be cleaned by the maid, who happened to be his sister in law, not the mother's favorite,  so she had left it hanging down to hang the mother...

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ...but the gorilla started swinging from it and, with a clamor, the whole thing came crashing down onto the floor, revealing a huge hole in the roof and a secret room...

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    h.a.borcichposted 7 years ago

    There were found two old trunks of confederate money, and an old newspaper clipping.

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    The newspaper clipping was about A green gorilla that had escaped a zoo in the year...

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    cheaptrickposted 7 years ago

    2050.he had wondered into a time machine and returned to 2009 where he was Smarter than People so he

  42. mel22 profile image60
    mel22posted 7 years ago

    grabbed the boxes full of confederate money he had previously stashed, one under each furry arm and...

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    ...bounded out the door ,determined to find the time machine again and go back to the confederate times and cash it in for gold. Afterwards he was planning to return to the present and cash back out (since gold is at an all-time high), so he jumped on a skateboard, grabbed the bumper of a...

  44. Mikel G Roberts profile image89
    Mikel G Robertsposted 7 years ago

    ...an ice cream truck that was passing through the neighborhood...

  45. mel22 profile image60
    mel22posted 7 years ago

    .. but the ice cream truck slammed on it's brakes and all the...

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    MissEposted 7 years ago

    ...money and ice cream spilled into the street where a group of children were waiting with their hard earned allowance for the truck.  At the sight of the gold and desserts raining onto the pavement, the children......

  47. mel22 profile image60
    mel22posted 7 years ago

    .. ran onto the street to gather it but got ran over by oncoming traffic.. OH the mayhem, oh the gore.  The guy from Boston(formerly known as;the man from Nantucket) ran to their aid...

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    baconmidgetposted 7 years ago

    and threw up cause he had a weak stomach

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    mel22posted 7 years ago

    The End, Finee!

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      rialeeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That is what people think was the end to this story but I need to know what happened to the Ice Cream vendor that caused these problems for the man from Nantucket.What/ where/who was he?

  50. mel22 profile image60
    mel22posted 7 years ago

    Oh Gee!  a part 3! go ahead , Rialee! You can start episode Threeeee!

 
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