Add A line , leave an opening for the next person and leave any smiley you know ,animated or not at the end for dramatic purposes( no obsceities ) I'll start!Smiley was walking his dog one day;'cuz it had to take a poo,The dog ran afar;got hit by a car, not what was Smiley to do...
i feel bad for you mel cause nobody posted anything in here so i post this for you
Thanks , man !I was feelin' lonely for a minute! LOL
Much lonely he was feeling, wouldn't you say? HEEmHEEEM YODA you seek YODA! Take you to him I will but first ...we must write!
...Police arrived at the scene;to see what they could do,He walked up to the car, to check on the mutt;and slipped on a pile of doo!
There stood Santa drunk with his boot in the doo.
The guy in the GMC; stepped out to check and see,he stepped on the cop;fell like a flopGot arrested for a felony...
As the guy got in the cruiser he said, poor Santa is a real loser.
Santa was drunk as a skunk; he didn't know what to say. It was plain to see, by everyone there: that Santa was having a bad day!
Santa though to himself; I'm not a loserI'm just a BOOZER,and took off on his trusty sleigh
So oof he rode high in his sleigh Merry Christmas he said to me as I stood under yonder tree.
Suddenly the mutt jumped up;everyone was agast.Thankfully, the mutt was alright;it had only crushed his A$$ !
Sorry couldn't resist the obscenities after seein that emoticon
Just then an alien jumped out;the crowd started to scream n' shout,he waved hands, as the crowd looked in awe; and healed the poor doggy's back paws ...
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