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I Am Declaring A Jihad!!!!!!!!!

  1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
    Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago

    Infidels tell me to do this, it is now my time. I will NEVER eat beets, asparagus, cauliflour and many more veges. With all that is said by leading authorities; I shalldestroy them in the "mother of all battles!"

    1. AEvans profile image71
      AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I love veggies they are all good for you and are great for the colon and some of these can aide in slowing down or stopping diseases. Eat your veggies they are good for you! big_smile

      1. Cagsil profile image60
        Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol big_smile lol smile cool big_smile

        1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
          Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Cag,

          Got that right!

      2. Harvey Stelman profile image60
        Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        AE,

        When my wife makes beets I put tall books inbetween us, to block the vision. These colorful guys have tried to kill me. Did you know they have formed a gang, be careful.

        1. AEvans profile image71
          AEvansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You make me laugh , those colorful guys are necessary eat your beets! lololo big_smile

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        Ghost32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        A heretic on the thread!  Evil veggie lovin' conservative pumpkin pie makin' disciple to the Dark One!  Attack!  Attack!

        1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
          Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Let our Armies meet. I bring Bulls, Elephants,Lions, Tibers and more.

    2. nyliram profile image61
      nyliramposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      This sort of thing is crazy to even say. Do you fully realise what the implications of that remark can be. People with bad literacy skills could see this and wire themselves up. lol. In short your post could start WW3

      1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
        Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Do you live in a bomb shelter?

  2. Rochelle Frank profile image89
    Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago

    I think you are asking for trouble. Do you know how many militant vegetarians are out there?

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Rochelle,

      Do I care! I don't tell them what to do.

  3. Ivorwen profile image84
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    You poor thing.  I feel sorry for you.  Evidently no on has taught you the value of veggies, and their proper preparation.  wink

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ivor,

      My wife has a Masters in Clinical Neutrition.

  4. docrehab profile image59
    docrehabposted 7 years ago

    LOL

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Doc,

      Is that laughing out loud or lots of luck?

  5. ncmonroe1981 profile image60
    ncmonroe1981posted 7 years ago

    You just haven't met the "right" veggies. We can take care of that. wink

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      nc,

      I have met them, and I am disgusted. Why bite a mushroom, it will push back.

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        unless of course they are MAGIC lol lol lol

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          oh man...those REALLY push back....er..so ive heard

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            lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            ha lol

            1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
              Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              lyric,

              Why do they call them "mush."

          2. Harvey Stelman profile image60
            Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Might as well bite an underinflated tire.

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    Madame Xposted 7 years ago

    Return to the fold, and we will kill the fatted zucchini smile

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      X,

      Kill-Kill-Kill the Zuchs!

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        Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        you just never had it prepared properly, stuffed with sausage, cheese, and smothered in homemade spaghetti sauce. mmmm

      2. earnestshub profile image88
        earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Nuke the Zuchs! Nuke the zuchs!  Nuke the zuchs!!!

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      haha!! big_smile

  7. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    I have been fattening a pumpkin for some time now, should I just keep it as a pet?
    worried reader.

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Earnie,

      A pet; ha! Will that Orange thing ever show you love? That is the meaning of Halloween; stab them, cut them, kill them . I am getting a little carried away; aren't I?

  8. mikelong profile image84
    mikelongposted 7 years ago

    Jihad translates more closely to "struggle."

    I don't know where you live Mr. Stelman, but I don't know how difficult your struggle will be. In the suburban enclave I live in one really has to go out of his/her way to eat vegetables...

    Just order the basic hamburger or cheeseburger....avoid the lettuce, onion, and tomato slices.

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Mike,

      Some of these I must eat. If not the veggies will say I am a racist!

  9. Frugal Fanny profile image60
    Frugal Fannyposted 7 years ago

    "Carrot juice is murder"

    -The Arrogant Worms

  10. Frugal Fanny profile image60
    Frugal Fannyposted 7 years ago

    The Arrogant Worms is a comedy band, for those who may be wondering. smile

  11. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    I saw "The attack of the killer tomatoes" once! I have been fairly unkind to tomatoes since.
    It starred the late Steve McQueen. smile

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol forgot all about that....good movie!!! i didnt know mcqueen died. sad

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    let's see - I hate veggies too,

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    Justine76posted 7 years ago

    i declared jihad on walmart once

    1. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I wish we had a Walmart so I could do the same. smile

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        Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        you dont know what your saying!!!!!!!  lol

        1. earnestshub profile image88
          earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          No really. It sounds like a good idea. I have shopped there! smile

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            Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            we'll declare holy war together then, ending the tyranny of unstocked shelves and slack jawed pimply teenagers ignoring me...er..people when they ask what the price is!!!!! an end to hours in line at the checkout and hannah montanna underwear!!

            1. Cagsil profile image60
              Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              See, I told you were funny. lol lol

            2. earnestshub profile image88
              earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! Hannah Montana! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

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                Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                lol

            3. Harvey Stelman profile image60
              Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Just,

              Lots of XXXL people there. Those veggies ad up.

  14. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 7 years ago

    I just discovered........ I love war mongering!!!!!

    1. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      smile big_smile

    2. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Earnie, War can be a lot of fun, if know one gets hurt. Didn't you play with soldiers when little? In my day we had earthquakes.

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    Justine76posted 7 years ago

    just leave the potatoes ok? need them for vodka!

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Just,

      That's what you tell people when they give crap. I eat potatoes, corn and anything else you eat.

    2. Rochelle Frank profile image89
      Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Potatoes aren't vegetables. haven't you heard of Mr and Mrs Potato Head?

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    Ghost32posted 7 years ago

    I volunteer to go out in a blaze of glory.  Douse myself in gasoline, grab a lighter, and not-so-spontaneously combust in a broccoli patch during the dry season.

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ghost,

      You may start a trend.

  17. Frugal Fanny profile image60
    Frugal Fannyposted 7 years ago

    Has anyone ever read the kids' book, Bunnicula?  Or it's sequel, The Celery Stalks at Midnight? 

    It puts veggies (and cute little vampire bunnies) in a whole new light, I tell ya!

    lol

    1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Frugal,

      Save the BABY quickly, they're coming your way.

      1. Frugal Fanny profile image60
        Frugal Fannyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol

        I have some in my fridge that I'm keeping a wary eye on. smile

        1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
          Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Frugal,

          I will pray for you!

  18. Bovine Currency profile image61
    Bovine Currencyposted 7 years ago

    Steak

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      Madame Xposted 7 years ago in reply to this
      1. Harvey Stelman profile image60
        Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        X,

        Get up quickly, stampede!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. Harvey Stelman profile image60
      Harvey Stelmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ohhh yeah!!!!!!!!

  19. manlypoetryman profile image73
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    Harvey...expect the black helicopters over your house at any minute!

    "They" WILL make you eat your veggies..."They" have their ways...hmm

  20. SoftCornHippo profile image61
    SoftCornHippoposted 7 years ago

    Maybe if you just knew about some of the vegies and how they interrelate you wouldn't be so against the poor things!  They have their own problems, you know! The following hub may help yu:

    http://hubpages.com/hub/Sexy-Tomatoes

  21. ddsurfsca profile image74
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    Ill see your Jihad and raise you a war

  22. Attani profile image82
    Attaniposted 7 years ago

    Is there a veggie heaven?

 
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