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A Funny New Years Poem :)

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    My New Year's Resolutions

    I will not throw the cat out the window
    Or put a frog in my sister's bed
    I will not tie my brother's shoelaces together
    Nor jump from the roof of Dad's shed
    I shall remember my aunt's next birthday
    And tidy my room once a week
    I'll not moan at Mum's cooking (Ugh! fish fingers again!)
    Nor give her any more of my cheek.
    I will not pick my nose if I can help it
    I shall fold up my clothes, comb my hair,
    I will say please and thank you (even when I don't mean it)
    And never spit or shout or even swear.
    I shall write each day in my diary
    Try my hardest to be helpful at school
    I shall help old ladies cross roads (even if they don't want to)
    And when others are rude I'll stay cool.
    I'll go to bed with the owls and be up with the larks
    And close every door behind me
    I shall squeeze from the bottom of every toothpaste tube
    And stay where trouble can't find me.
    I shall start again, turn over a new leaf,
    leave my bad old ways forever
    shall I start them this year, or next year
    shall I sometime, or .....?

    However, I want to add;

    Let's forget past mistakes
    making amends for this year
    Sending you these greetings
    to bring you hope and cheer
    Happy New Year!

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      TheMirrorBallposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Most enjoyable Kimberly smile

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        prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        nice one kim

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      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i think i saw that on an episode of "Malcom in the Middle". Malcom was trying to earn a scout badge and he started dragging this elderly lady across the street, who proceeded to hit him with her umbrella big_smile

      cute poem.

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      sunbriteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      What a nice poem, had fun reading it. Thanks!

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    big_smile Glad you liked it! big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    big_smile lol


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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    lol Nice Lyrics made me laugh Needed that!

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      xo

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    big_smile

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    yes I love this poem, lyrics - and thanks for the lovely sentiments and Happy New Year to you. 

    just wondering - in your new avatar pic - are you sucking your thumb?  just asking!  lol  see, it kinda looks that way!  hahaha - I am lol fdomalol!  hahahah!

    and I say this with LOVE!

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    did a bunch of people already ask that and I missed it?  huh. eh. lol

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    no, seriously, what does it look like Lyrics is doing in that pic?  lol

 
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