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If you could have one question answered.....

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    that can't be answered now

    What would it be?


    my question - how do they get the caramel inside the caramel bar?

    I often wonder and wish I knew.  I guess to remain one of life's large mysteries

    what would you want to know?

    1. Neil Sperling profile image87
      Neil Sperlingposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well thank goodness I don't have to ask "why does it hurt when I pea?"
      I don't have that problem! LOL

      My questions would be "what will be the winning numbers on the next 50 million dollar jackpot in the lottery?"

      Love - Light - Laughter

      Neil

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        Jumpnessposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I read this in a library and laughed out loud. I hate asking my doctor that question.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    question 2 - where does bud lightyear live?

    mind boggling.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    What does Johnny Depp look like naked?  And wet?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why are ants ears smaller than their mouths?

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    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    Why can't we change past ? hmm

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      wouldn't it be cool if we could?

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    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    Yeah.

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    waynetposted 7 years ago

    Why are my y-fronts so tight?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol lol

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        waynetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I think I may know the answer anyway, bought some pairs of y-fronts two sizes too small, because I thought little willy friend was too small, but on special occasions he's an early riser!

        And another thing these golden y-front thongs keep dividing my cheeks something chronic!

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol your killin me

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            hublimposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Were they not designed as a form of torture?

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    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    one question yes: WHY can't all of us hubbers meet????

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      waynetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes, I'll have to dig out my special silvery y-front thong for this meet up event!!

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        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile (((see now u know why we all can't meet: it''ll be lethal!! wink))

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          waynetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          waaaaaaaah sad

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            myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            big_smile now be good, put away that shimmery thong and put on some layers! It's freezing!!

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              waynetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Yep, got side tracked and still in my thong...brrrr!

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                lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                hows the bum feeling? lol

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                  waynetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Like I'm having a reocurring wedgie!!

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      skyfireposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      If this happens i'll practice my right of silence and will prefer staring. cool

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        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile (((we might all might be doing JUST that!!)))

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol big_smile

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    probafixposted 7 years ago

    Why everyone needs money in life ?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why do women have to menstruate every month. Why couldn't it be once a year geez.

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      Sa Toyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Tell me about it...

      Why does it have to involve pain- cramps are bastards

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    tantrumposted 7 years ago

    Why human beings are so stupid, that are all the time making up societies, religions, and laws to enslave themselves ?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i demand the thread to answer this lol

      1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image67
        ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Serious answer:  Fear of freedom (their own or others)
        My preferred answer:  Too much beer.  Seems to me the development of "modern society" and the tavern went hand in hand.  And, really, I can't count the number of bad decisions that beer has led me to.  lol

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      skyfireposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      This world belongs to women, we mens are just guests. cool
      Okay little bit bossy guests lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why can't money be printed on pink paper?

    1. Sa Toya profile image76
      Sa Toyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      or lavender...or scented it could be scented

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    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Why do we have two ass cheeks?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol lol lol lol

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        Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I can't be the only who's wondered about it wink

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          LMAO

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            ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Both cheeks, or just one? lol

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              Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Both big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    what is the purpose or need for pubic hair. geez.

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    ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago

    Why are some societies so uptight and repressed?

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    Sa Toyaposted 7 years ago

    Why don't we have self cleaning bottoms..an ass that cleans itself?

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    Sa Toyaposted 7 years ago

    Why does almost every woman on Maury not know who the father is?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    And why do people keep believing Chris Angel has magic powers?

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      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

      just the same as people believe in magical Gods and Saints.

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hollywood is REAL......

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    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    This one really bothers me: Do the people that make soap...wash their hands...first...before they make it?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    LMAO LMAO lol

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    why are you not joining in with our play...we need you smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why am I always confused?

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      cuz your not wearing a shirt.  lol   happens to me too....shhh...dont tell anybody  wink
      ps...ya get any sleep yet?

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        none and im a basketcase
        maybe i should get in pj's then i'll slep
        going on 3 days now
        WTF?

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    Justine76posted 7 years ago

    what can be used instead of dish soap?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why do some people have back fat and not care? must be awkward not to mention confusing fashion wise.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why do I ask so many questions.  Then forget what I asked?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    what is the intrigue with fortune cookies?  Who writes that shit?

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    mega1posted 7 years ago

    why am I not a movie star, yet?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      you are to us

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why wouldn't snoopy get dressed. Kinda like porn i say.

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      ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Why does Donald Duck where a shirt and a hat but no pants?

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        ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        And if he doesn't have to wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his lower self when he gets out of the bath?

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          ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          And why the hell do I know this is true? lol

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          cuz nobody wants to see a wet duck.  smile

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        manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        HHHMMMM...Good Question ? This one has been mentioned before: Why doesn't Wil E. Coyote take all the money he spends on Acme Products...and go buy himself something to eat?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why am I delirious?

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      no sleep
      sad

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        3 days none
        basketcase

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          The Ropeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Hugs to you Lyric.  You'll get thru this...

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            lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            god i hope so
            thanks babe

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          been there done that
          you know....shit takes time....
          dont be scared of sad.....i promise, it gets better
          xo

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            lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            thanks. whew what a ride hmm:

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              Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              yeehaw

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                lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                giddy up

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                  lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  fasten your seat belts and put your seats in the upright position
                  prepare for take off

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    who invented toothpicks?  they just leave slivers in your gums.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why am I not more popular than the internet?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why can't we post the word fuck?

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      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hahahA  add lettersfucker
      if you click qoute you can still see it.....makes me laugh....im childish, so?

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol fucking

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          Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          lol  lol  ha

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why do men turn me on?

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    why are there so many people with no hair?

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      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Because it falls off and seeds in other areas. smile

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    Justine76posted 7 years ago

    why is the rum gone?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      oops that was my fault.  me bad.

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      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Because I have drunk it all smile

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        logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'll bring more! smile

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          blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Woo hoo Logic I'll drink to that!!!

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            logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I hope so. Have to get you drunk to loosen you up a bit! LOL!

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              blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Oooooo are you saying I'm uptight.

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                logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Just being facetious!  You are one of the loosest people I know.  Personality wise, not physically wise. smile

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                  blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Haaaaaaaa thank god you said that

                  http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy131/Osszzyy/funny.jpg

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                    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    You make me smile too!

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    waynetposted 7 years ago

    How come actual teabags don't swing as well as our man bags!

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    I got one...an ex becaome a cop, we talked I aksde this question and he never answered me back. Guess my question was too werid for him lol
    N-e-ways....
    If you are a cop and you pull someone over that you know say family or a friend or someone you work with, do you still have to give them a ticket or do you call someone else in to give them the ticket?

  38. Neil Sperling profile image87
    Neil Sperlingposted 7 years ago

    Well thank goodness I don't have to ask "why does it hurt when I pea?"
    I don't have that problem! LOL

    My questions would be "what will be the winning numbers on the next 50 million dollar jackpot in the lottery?"

    But now I have to ask a second (not as important) -- but Why is the post to the thread button only on the bottom of the page - I posted a reply when I thought I posted a comment! LOL

    Love - Light - Laughter

    Neil

  39. NewYorker profile image63
    NewYorkerposted 7 years ago

    My question would be "Why is life so full of shit?"

    1. blondepoet profile image74
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      because there are so many plumbers in the world who dish out crap smile

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    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    Why aren't there rhetorical answers?

  41. blondepoet profile image74
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    They drill a little hole with a confectionary electric screwdriver while holding it down with a pair of tweezers, then they use a little dentist drill full of caramel much like a dentist does a filling.

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    thirdmilleniumposted 7 years ago

    Why can't the penis remain stiff after cuming?

    1. Mr Nice profile image69
      Mr Niceposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Penis is made with twin hydraulic chambers. Sexual stimulation, fills the chambers with blood until the penis grows firm and erect.
      After the ejaculation, blood leaves these chambers and the penis softens again.

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    aoiffe379posted 7 years ago

    Where can I find software- to recover photos that were deleted accidentally- that will do what it promises? I found a software that went back to January 1,2009 with my photos but it did not  retrieve the ones for January 24,2010; and they are the ones I want.Downloading software contains the risk of getting rogue software,which I am trying to avoid as I have had my wireless disabled and do not know how that happened.

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      probafixposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      had you saved that pictures anywhere?

 
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