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Funny keywords

  1. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    I was looking at google analytic curious about what keywords bring traffic to my profile. There are some real gems there, such as:

    misha wants a blow job on hubpages
    overwhelmed by the bar exam
    hubpages scam lita sorensen

    and my favorite one:

    bangladeshi call girl


    Dare to check yours? wink

    1. darkside profile image79
      darksideposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And hubpages.com/hub/misha-wants-a-blow-job-on-hubpages is available!

      1. alexandriaruthk profile image54
        alexandriaruthkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        blowjob oh my

    2. profile image0
      cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      where is Lita anyway? i miss that girl...

      1. Misha profile image75
        Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I don't miss her. In fact air is much cleaner here without her. But she was banned - at least according to her comments on various blogs that you can find if you google "hubpages scam lita sorensen", what I just did. The keyword gives an idea of what she is saying...

        1. profile image0
          cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          oh wow.

          i am so out of the loop.

          oh well. sad

  2. wavegirl22 profile image46
    wavegirl22posted 7 years ago

    LOLOL

    oh no  .  i think i am too scared to see  . .. what mine would be.....

    1. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Come on Wavegirl, I bet you'll find something funny over there smile

      1. wavegirl22 profile image46
        wavegirl22posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Misha,
        Im scared. . lol
        but really its cause i dont know how to do it..
        if u can explain . i promise to come back with my results... .

        1. Misha profile image75
          Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Do you use GA at all?

          1. wavegirl22 profile image46
            wavegirl22posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            yes....

  3. KCC Big Country profile image84
    KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

    I just looked at quite a few pages of mine. These are a few that made me scratch my head.

    "handy manny potty"
    "hubpages sanctus"
    "father leo matz"
    "glad,gladder,gladest"

    Yes, that's just how they were, without the quotes though.

    1. wavegirl22 profile image46
      wavegirl22posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      KCC. . you go potty .. now thats impressive. . .smile

    2. Misha profile image75
      Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      He-he, my kids can use that potty LOL. Does it come with tools? wink

  4. The Rope profile image60
    The Ropeposted 7 years ago

    I had just noticed a "call girl" one in my GA yesterday.  I couldn't help but laugh!  Not sure how that got there but I do get a lot of traffic from India and that region so who knows!  There were a lot of odd ones but I do love my leads so I'm not pouting - whatever brings 'um in - ya?

  5. KCC Big Country profile image84
    KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

    LOL...not sure how they found me with the "handy manny potty", but I may just have to write a hub about it.

  6. wyanjen profile image86
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    I have:

    "men's bras"

    I can't imagine how the results of that search include me... lol

  7. wyanjen profile image86
    wyanjenposted 7 years ago

    What's weird is, when I typed "overwhelmed by the bar exam", it took me straight to Tantrum's profile page.

  8. The Rope profile image60
    The Ropeposted 7 years ago

    OUCH!  Just found another one... "trench warfare".  Yikes!  I can't imagine where these are coming from...

  9. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Oh, cool. Then start with opening hubpages report of course, and find your profile url in the list of urls which is called "Content overview", lower right corner. You may need to click on "view report" below, if it does not show your profile url, and then "view full report".

    Once you see your profile url, just click on it. You will be presented with another page, find bold phrase "Entrance keywords" on the right pane and click it - and enjoy wink

    1. wavegirl22 profile image46
      wavegirl22posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Misha- i def do not have my account set up right. . the only report i seem to have right is where i track each one of my Hubs but I when i go to the Content it is blank .. I just tried setting up my 'profile' but I am gettting a message invalid url. .

      so frustrating.. . .sends me round and round in circles . . geez

      1. Misha profile image75
        Mishaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Well, it's pretty hard to help you with this without seeing your screen. I searched HP for suitable hubs, and looks like those two might be able to help you to sort the things out:

        http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-setup-Go … h-Hubpages
        http://hubpages.com/hub/10-reasons-why- … -Hub-pages

        Probably there are more, those just were the first that made sense to me smile

        1. wavegirl22 profile image46
          wavegirl22posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          thanks Misha . .I will be back as soon as I have it figured out smile))

  10. Ohma profile image74
    Ohmaposted 7 years ago

    1. hubpages 
    2. http://hubpages.com/profile/tonybranson 
    3. hubpages.com 
    4. "ask hal licino" "infectious disease"
    5. crazdwriter 
    6. easy crawfish bread recipe 
    7. "goldentoad"
    8. 2thequick 
    9. princess-sisi on hubpages
    10. such a sleepy girl

  11. wsp2469 profile image62
    wsp2469posted 7 years ago

    Okay tell me where to look and I'll play along with you.

  12. sunforged profile image69
    sunforgedposted 7 years ago

    weird, I was just yelling out some of the funniest ones to my fiance last night..considered starting this very same thread topic but forgot about it by the time i was done reading through hundreds of keyword strings.

    but im still in the midst of a massive related keyword search

    so after revewing the first 6k some of the oddest.

    can freshwater fish keep your pool clean?

    condoms that cover your balls

    hey girls! don't be stupid 

    abraham lincoln body stolen

    breed bull mastiff and chihuahua  (wow!)

    do people still call condoms " french letters"

  13. sunforged profile image69
    sunforgedposted 7 years ago

    how much thieves do i put in my burner


    considering i get thousands of visits weekly for sexual health related searches and oddballs looking for "penis fencing," I think the majority of my search terms would make some heads turn..i tried to pick some of the off the wall ones that were actually PG

  14. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    I don't know how to check. sad

  15. rebekahELLE profile image88
    rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

    yeah, I've had funny ones too, I'll have to go in and find some of them.

    in defense of Lita, everyone has a right to their opinion.
    there are still people here too quick to judge others.


    I'll be back with a few.

  16. Ivorwen profile image78
    Ivorwenposted 7 years ago

    Some of my funny/strange ones are:

    666 origin
    pam grundy has left hubpages
    aaii.com
    boy's feet  -This one must be quite popular, because one of my blogs gets quite a few inquiries with this keyword.
    all women are bi
    can i make my own "sushimi" from previously frozen fish 
    edgar casey and parkinson's
    four cavemen never saw woman
    grain bin craigslist
    human anatomy flashcards
    tom o'brien, muskegon

  17. rebekahELLE profile image88
    rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

    hot french men

    cellphone quotes

    dating direct sucks

    7th level from the top of the tree of life hmm

    way to meet my wife coming from

    a nation of psychopaths 

    because I said so parenting techniques

    actress blue film

    french man kisses his fingertips

  18. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    ROFLMO

    I had my breast removed so I could go bra less

    lol

  19. rebekahELLE profile image88
    rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

    here are a few more,

    how to increase intercourse time

    hubpages sucks sad

    jupiter mudra hmm

    looking for a parisian man fouquets...

    make a sexy man voice

    my cuban lover

  20. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    He-he I am loving them, keep them coming lol

  21. MyWebs profile image84
    MyWebsposted 7 years ago

    Ok I'll play. I'm still kinda new around here so I don't have many yet.

    "it's time for funerals to die"
    "can dogs eat peppermint candy"

    Give me a month or two and I'm sure I'll have better ones.

  22. RedElf profile image84
    RedElfposted 7 years ago

    I don't know how they found me with these keywords - I have nothing that remotely fits, LMAO

    dragon age origins gift guide
    how to downgrade psp firmware
    chicken tikka masala hub
    games for kids 10 and up

    and my personal favorite: dum poop

    These were all from my profile and a lingerie hub!

    big_smilebig_smilebig_smile
    I goota do a hub about "dum poop" - Oh wait! I already did!!!

    big_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smile

    1. Susana S profile image90
      Susana Sposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I've also got "dum poop" LOL!

      As well as >>

      customized snake enclosure
      i want to see some pictures of the bluefilm sex
      paki aunty ke nacked photo
      sweety shetty
      www.hotporn hub
      benefits of prunes

      I'd love to know what a "sweety shetty" is lol

  23. thisisoli profile image58
    thisisoliposted 7 years ago

    All mine are boring sad

 
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