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Al-Gebra Terrorist Arrested At JFK!

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    Poppa Bluesposted 6 years ago

    Teacher arrested:

    A teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he
    attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a
    compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

    At a morning press conference Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is
    a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who
    has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," Attorney General Holder said. "They derive
    solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
    absolute values." They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to
    themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined that they belong to a common
    denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

    As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President O'Bama said, "If God had wanted us
    to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers
    and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
    intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the
    Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.

  2. Misha profile image76
    Mishaposted 6 years ago

    LOL Poppa, you missed Tex already posting this a couple of days ago. Good stuff, no doubt smile

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    Poppa Bluesposted 6 years ago

    I miss everything these days!

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      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      smile ...and we miss you! cheer up! smile

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        Poppa Bluesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks hun! I'm happy...just have to stay off the work computers for a while!

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    A Texanposted 6 years ago

    Its still funny!