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Cock-phobia

  1. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    When I ask people to hold my Rooster some seem afraid, I call this Cock-phobia, have you ever been afraid to touch a cock? no time wasters please, this is a serious subject...

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LOL< well, I grew up in a country where cockfighting is legal and I used to take care of chickens, so am not scared of it
      you have to stroke their head down the neck smoothly before it fights with another rooster

      1. jonathanacosta17 profile image59
        jonathanacosta17posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        aaaaaarrggggghhhhh!

        (trying to erase disturbing mental images of cocks fighting)

        sad

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      china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I had this problem before until I stopped trying to get people to stroke him - I found that if you just kinda let it sit there most people seem to get more comfortable with it, and will come eventually, to stroke it. I think this may be to do with the impressive maleness that the cock displays with the bright colours and red eye, it can be daunting to any male to be faced with such overtly virile competition; females have to get over the whole feminist thing before they can relax and enjoy it.

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      B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      No, I am not afraid to hold a cock.
      But I do have a horrible story from my youth. I was raised by my Grandparents ( adopted ) and they were not wealthy people, they lived off the land and raised most of all the food we ever had.My dear grandmother used to have a "chopping stump" out back, and would sever the necks of cocks and all foul for fresh meat, then would hang them from a tree line ( clothesline meant only for tis purpose ) to drain the blood. This area was by the chicken coop behind the main barn. I was about 12 years old, into heavy metal, and had the standard "Jersey Girl" hairdoo ( even though we lived in Southern Ohio ), anyway, I was told to go gather eggs one morning around 10 amand I hated doing so, but I did as my grandmother asked. Apparently, before I had gotten up, she was out "preparing" the meat for our evening meal and a cock was strung up on the line, headless. As I approached the coop, SOMEHOW the cock got loose ( yes, their heart still beats when they are beheaded untill they are almost completly bled out ) started flapping around - I swear it was chasing me and got stuck in my hair. So here I was  with very big hair and a bleeding , flapping, headless cock stuck to me. I screamed untill I passed out and my cousins came running. They got the cock back on the line and got me awake and back to the house.I remember it being horrible, I was covered in rooster blood and to this day I still have nightmares about itand I am now in my 30's.

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I don't know if I 'll be able to eat chicken, ever again! lol

    4. Mamelody profile image61
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'm sorry I can never take anything that has "cock" in it serious lol

      But since I'm a cock farmer, I have all kinds of cocks and they all come in different shapes and sizes which make 'em real fun lol.. although they are days I just want chew, suck and nibble on a healthy cock all day.. oooppss sorry.. so so sorry.. I love cocks lol lol

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
        prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        you nibble on a healthy cock everyday how do you do that pretty mamelody?

        1. Mamelody profile image61
          Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          dip 'em in hot samba sauce and you'll get addicted to sucking 'em everyday  lol

          1. prettydarkhorse profile image63
            prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            you mean the whole chicken or cock?

            1. Mamelody profile image61
              Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              BOTH! tongue

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            china manposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            WHERE CAN I BUY THAT GODDAMM SAMBA SAUCE THEN - smile

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      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Aye yi yi

    6. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I love to hold my      and offer the chance to others. Hey, I'm just generous. Everyone should get to know the ways of     s.

  2. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    it can be so relaxing stroking cock

  3. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    thanks pretty, I am glad you have some experience stroking cock, it is illegal in Ireland for two cocks to fight smile

    1. figment profile image76
      figmentposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      LMAO!!

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    um, ok.....just peed my pants again.  thanks. hmm:

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    still  LMFAO

  6. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    china man, thanks for that input, yes indeed, I will take your advise and just let people stroke him when they feel comfortable

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Lyrics, it is clear that you are not taking this topic seriously, now are you afraid of cock or not...

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    I have six more hens coming on Saturday....will my cock be fit for the task ahead

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    janiek13posted 7 years ago

    Don't they all fight?

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    My Nana and Tata (may they always rest in peace) had their little farm up in Ramona, Cali. When i was younger I would always play with their chickens. their rooster was really nice too except for when we were taking the eggs for breakfast. but they kept a lot of them. and I LOVED playing with the baby hens and roosters. I miss it. sad

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    StormRyderposted 7 years ago

    I have never been afraid, not even of the very large ones. I haven't seen one in quite a while so I may be nervous when I do but that will soon pass I'm sure once I get hold of it. tongue

  12. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    stormryder....how long did you sleep...as you said you were getting up in 4 hours smile

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      StormRyderposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Not long at all,maybe three hours...then I got up ran my five miles and did some yoga, got shower and then off to work...I'm on lunch break now..I'm so tired...but happy!! smile

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    Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago

    I've never been afraid of a chicken. But if I ever get so annoyed at one, I know I'd feel like choking it.

  14. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    BC Boutique, I am sorry to hear you had such a bad experience, one of my hens had six chics and five have now turned out to be roosters, I am getting six more chickens on saturady to balance things up smile

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      B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      wow..thats some strange odds, that many roosters from one hens nest that hatched. Sounds like you got alot of cocki-ness to go around smile  lol

  15. jonathanacosta17 profile image59
    jonathanacosta17posted 7 years ago

    i do recall an uncle who once owned a fighting cock. it was a mean S.O.B. one night my cousins and i went camping out in my uncle's backyard. it attacked my female cousin, scratching and wounding her back when she went out to pee. then my male cousin. it pecked at his pecker. really psychotic cock.

    sad to say, we had to kill it. ate it up afterwards.

    i don't think that cock had any hens to play with, that's why.

    so better keep your cock busy with hens, irish. lest you want him going crazy.

    smile

  16. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    prettydarkhorse, five of my baby chics have turned out to be Roosters, so now I have six cocks smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Is it legal to gamble on cock fighting in your country smile

    1. jonathanacosta17 profile image59
      jonathanacosta17posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      yep. it's legal in the phils. they would actually attach razor spurs unto their claws so sometimes its a fight to the death. poor birds.

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Great to hear so many good reports smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    prettydarkhorse where are you smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    mamelody, hello smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    yes, I have cock-phobia now that you mentioned it irish. big_smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    thanks for sharing that Lyrics smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    asia supplies in Dublin - its a long way away but worth it smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    jonathan - thanks for that that is cruel man smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Yes cock-phobia is a serious matter smile

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    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    A Texan - whats happening man smile

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      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Not much ordering flowers for the ol lady

  27. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    I like that, not much interaction with you lately, we must be missing in the time zone smile

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      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      haven't been on much lately, doing things I put off so I could post here all day, now its catching up!

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    bum p lol

    hey tex xo

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      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      sup

  29. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    Hokey - you very generous man smile

  30. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Just trying to help out.

  31. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    all is well, your contribution badly missed, need to find manly and get this show on the road smile

  32. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    gone to make dinner smile

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      pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i was so gonna say something dirty but i thought better of it lmao
      i think i would be afraid of touching one it might peck at me

  33. theirishobserver. profile image59
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    dont stop eating chicken smile

 
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