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Do you think HubPages needs a resident psychologist?

  1. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 6 years ago

    Sometimes it seems as they they do.

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      cosetteposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      no. Hubpages has no shortage of amateur ones wink

    2. yoshi97 profile image88
      yoshi97posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yoshi hangs his sign on the door ...

      *Problems solved ... .25
      *Problems solved properly $25.000.00

      *The look on your face after I cash your check and then tell you I'm not a real therapist - priceless. smile

    3. KT Banks profile image60
      KT Banksposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I was just wondering if I do. LOL I'm way too rebellious and I was wondering why.  I mean, if you can easily see for yourself that you are too rebellious, it must be pretty bad.

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      mtsi1098posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      they need a department full smile

    5. politicsdaylee profile image60
      politicsdayleeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      From what I have seen that would be a yes. lol

  2. donotfear profile image90
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    Wouldn't hurt, would it?

  3. Michael Willis profile image77
    Michael Willisposted 6 years ago

    more like a staff of them maybe?

    1. Uninvited Writer profile image83
      Uninvited Writerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  4. Randy Godwin profile image93
    Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago

    Come on ladies, y'all seem pretty sane to me!

  5. myownworld profile image78
    myownworldposted 6 years ago

    I'm training to be one at university now...but I think 6 months here have been better training than ANY I could get in real life! big_smile

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      the forums are very 'interesting'

  6. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    I volunteer for the position, just call me Blonde Gardner lol

  7. rebekahELLE profile image92
    rebekahELLEposted 6 years ago
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    Nelle Hoxieposted 6 years ago

    I think Miss Manners would be more appropriate.

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      cosetteposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      i concur! big_smile

      1. Marisa Wright profile image91
        Marisa Wrightposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I agree!

      2. EmpressFelicity profile image82
        EmpressFelicityposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Maybe we don't need mild, milquetoast Miss Manners, we need the Netiquette Nazi:

        http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/netiquettenazi.jpg

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      sneakorocksolidposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hey! You try'n to pick a fight!big_smile

    3. Randy Godwin profile image93
      Randy Godwinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Aha!  So you do have alter egos!

  9. drej2522 profile image87
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    haha...even psychologists need psychologists these days!

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hope we get to lay on a nice comfy couch and watch cable tv while we wait

      1. drej2522 profile image87
        drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        naked!

        although, I never thought laying naked on a couch was comfy smile

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Naked would be dandy unless it was a bed of nails ROFL

    2. donotfear profile image90
      donotfearposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Tell me about it, honey!!!  I work in mental health, yet attend weekly group therapy meetings; NOT as the group leader.  Seems I have a problem with 'stinkin thinkin', or so I think.

      1. drej2522 profile image87
        drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        smile with all the problems out there today, it's really a mystery how all of us aren't freakin nuts!

        1. KT Banks profile image60
          KT Banksposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I think most people are. I can't think of a single person who doesn't have some sort of something.

      2. TheGlassSpider profile image80
        TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        A fan of Ellis, I see. A shame we lost him; a very powerful and effective professional.

        No shame in being part of a group in which you're not the leader; indeed, as a part of the mental health field I think you can be proud that you trust the process enough to use it on yourself. You know what it's like to be in the client's seat, and that's priceless. There's always room for improvement, and the group can be a very powerful place to find acceptance, challenges, safety, and insight. Good for you!

    3. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Everyone needs help these days it seems...but contrary to popular belief a psychologist might not be the best place to get it (depending on their background and training, they may be more qualified to do assessments and diagnoses).

      Counselors are cheaper and actually trained in how to DO therapy rather than just the theories behind it and ways to evaluate people and their problems.

      Yes, this is a generalization.

  10. myownworld profile image78
    myownworldposted 6 years ago

    lol maybe, we could even get one of those tiny badges with 'P' attached to them.....

    1. drej2522 profile image87
      drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Dr. P!....wait, yeah!

  11. drej2522 profile image87
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    Ouch...it could be a good line. "Baby, I would do anything for you. I would even lay naked on a bed of nails."

    Oh yeah, good stuff.

    Maybe I need a psychologist. hmm

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Haha well you better move over so I can wait for mine too... smile

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    china manposted 6 years ago

    A psychologist would analyse everyone and we would all leave, or not leave, or

    How about a bitch-ometer along with the rating number on everyone's avatar that everyone else can click on to send it up but with no click so that their friends can't move it back down? Then in the spirit of Christmas every year the HP staff can set them all back at zero for us and we can try to behave better as our new year resolution?

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    TattoGuyposted 6 years ago

    Can I have one , " wait yer turn loser " , anyways I want one, " Me Too "

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    A Texanposted 6 years ago

    Do you think HubPages needs a resident psychologist?

    I thought you were the Resident Psychologist.

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    I think we manage quite well without one, anyway, they could not handle it here. They'd flee!

    1. k@ri profile image82
      k@riposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      maybe we need some

      http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr223/fuzzzybassplayer/reverse.jpg

  16. flread45 profile image83
    flread45posted 6 years ago

    Just change the name to Days of our Lives.smile

    1. PrettyPanther profile image86
      PrettyPantherposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol!  I was just saying to my fiance' that it was time to check in on "the online soap opera."

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Hey you
          lol

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Hi! I just arrived home.
            what's up ? big_smile

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              lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Not anyone here lol

              1. tantrum profile image60
                tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                How boring ! LOL

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                  lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  limp lol

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    That's good k@ri

    1. k@ri profile image82
      k@riposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hehehe,  glad you liked it!  I just think we are not your average bunch of locos  smile

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        TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I find in psychology tis best being yerself and not a figment of the past, wat do ya think ?

        1. k@ri profile image82
          k@riposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Is that my past imagination...or the past past?

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            TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Twas such a good reply my friend I will give that one to you smile

            1. blondepoet profile image80
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              TG I have missed you so much on the forums gawd we got up to mischief. I still pee myself laughing the day u, Cindy and I were on the phone and you couldn't get a word in, oh god those were the days.

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                TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Thing is Poet we had fun but these days the forums are crap. Poor Whitney took a load of crap yesterday from that irish guy with his pathetic my cock is big or watever. See to me thats kinda like a child and my humor was at least an Art, but I still think we can recover the forums.

                I always stand by Cosette as I love her to bits, Lyric ya lost 3 fans, one was me, ya dont mess with Cosette ok, and like go write something, ya also mouthed off at Nelle Hokie who is a big friend of mine, I dont care wat you think of me but I am up front, I removed you !

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                  lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  OK thanks for telling me.  Sorry that I offended you.  Appreciate your honesty.  The details are irrelevant now.  Sorry to loose you.  Truly.  I shall remain yours if thats okay.

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                    TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Thing is Lyric Cosette called you false and sorry but so do I, as far as I am concerned you are nothing but a Forum puppet, I used to respect you but I dont anymore, sorry but you and me are done !

                  2. Misha profile image77
                    Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    You did not lose me yesterday Kim and I doubt you ever could cause I frankly adore your personality, yet I do think it was a mistake on your side to side with this  - umm - guy. Whitney by no means deserved what she got IMO. smile

                2. tantrum profile image60
                  tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  then remove me as well

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                    TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    done !

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                  cosetteposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  ...i lurve u wink

                  (i became a fan again just to leave u fan mail again, heh)

                  (sorry, UW. for going off topic. nite)

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                    TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I love you Cosette and if I lose fans I dont care, you always stuck up for BadCompany and my loyalty will always be with you, you hang in there girl ok or I will kick yer ass xx

  18. AEvans profile image72
    AEvansposted 6 years ago

    The psychologist is in! heheheheheh big_smile

    1. k@ri profile image82
      k@riposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'm sooo glad you are here Doctor!

      I've been having these dreams....one night I dream I'm a teepee and the next night I dream I'm a wigwam.  Now, don't be like my last doctor and tell me that I am too tents...

      1. AEvans profile image72
        AEvansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        That tells me that you have been smoking a peace pipe for to long! lolololo big_smile

      2. earnestshub profile image89
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol

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      cosetteposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      heh wink

      http://i49.tinypic.com/212e6td.gif

      1. Uninvited Writer profile image83
        Uninvited Writerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Perfect, we need someone like Lucy

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          cosetteposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          i concur! smile

      2. AEvans profile image72
        AEvansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hehehehehh!!! big_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smile

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    I think yer right there. LOL

  20. AEvans profile image72
    AEvansposted 6 years ago

    Oh my goodness I am so happy!!! All of my buddies are back, yippeee!!!! Now that puts a smile on my face. big_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smile

    1. k@ri profile image82
      k@riposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Mine too!  big_smile  big_smile  big_smile

      1. AEvans profile image72
        AEvansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It is all to surreal, I guess we better pinch ourselves and to think we are also on one thread. lolololo big_smile

        1. k@ri profile image82
          k@riposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          {PINCH}   Ouch!  Yes, it's not a dream.   WaaHoo

          1. AEvans profile image72
            AEvansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I had to come back and check again!!! smile

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    cosetteposted 6 years ago

    hee hee

    i always loved it when she called him a blockhead big_smile

  22. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 6 years ago

    Hey Kim, what happened to your pic? Did you become invisible? wink

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ha no just snowing here lol

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    TattoGuyposted 6 years ago

    Someone say boring, ya better not be talkin about me Tantrum smile

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi there !!! How's it going ??

  24. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    Do you think HubPages needs a resident psychologist?   

    Nawwww - hell, we do such a great job of analyzing each other!

    And a shrink would just get confused!  for instance, if I took offence because Ralwus would not admit he was really Cabin Girl and then got upset when Tatto guy tried to defend him and then I started shouting "BAD COMPANY BAD COMPANY!  you're BACK! you're BACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!  YOU'RE TRYING TO PSYCH ME OUT!"

    I'm sayin is - would a shrink have any idea what I was talking about?

    And if I claimed that the Tribe is infested with ants crawling all over Hmr's slim jims and Hmr has disappeared and won't come back and take care of 'em?   what would a shrink do about that?

    1. Misha profile image77
      Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      What? You mean ants ate Hmr? yikes

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        No, just his slim jim!

        1. Misha profile image77
          Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          So he can't just show up without. Oh, I see lol

  25. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I know a shrink would just say I was delusional when I protest that I KNOW I have killed severa threads.

    1. AEvans profile image72
      AEvansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You are Avatar looks to adorable to kill anything not even a thread would be afraid of you. smile

      1. Misha profile image77
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Even a tiny mouse? wink

        1. AEvans profile image72
          AEvansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          well maybe a mouse smile

          1. blondepoet profile image80
            blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Hey AE my long time wrestling buddy remember the Pest match hahaha.

            Also a big hi to everyone here I'm not being selective love u all.

            1. Misha profile image77
              Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Did you here from Pest lately btw?

              1. blondepoet profile image80
                blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                No not for ages I guess Cindy has,,she finished his book

            2. AEvans profile image72
              AEvansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I remember and I am so happy badco and ralwus are back, I had also seen k@ri too!!! Have you heard from Pest? I have heard from Toad he is focused and working on his own website! smile Spring is coming BP we must prepare for a new adventure! big_smile

      2. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Also a shrink would see right through this latest disguise!

    2. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yes ! you're a killer! Not only of threads ! big_smile

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        shhhhh - tantrum - you are sposed to be my mentor, my friend! and where did you put my axe?  I may need it very soon!

        (growls)

        but now, I'm just a wee, tiny sweet little pussy cat!  Really ~!

        (my axe, damn it! and be quick about it!)

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          LOL! Oh ! is someone listening ?
          Anyway I was talking about your 'sexiness- tantrumness'

  26. yenajeon profile image81
    yenajeonposted 6 years ago

    Definitely!! They should hire a fulltime one just writing and helping people in the psychologists own forum section! lol

    mega1: is that your kitty? Thats the cutest thing ever. I just wanna play with it smile

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      no - I got a pic online and just put it up there because I noticed that people are always nice to the hubbers with kitten avatars  - and sure enuf, suddenly everyone is all nicey nice and asking me questions and wanting to get me a drink. . .

  27. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    Tantrum is, actually, a shrink!  lol

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      roll

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        yes, she is a shrink!  see, she don't deny it!  and she's just in the forums playing mind games with us all trying to drum up more business!

        lol  ( and  btw that little smiley face with teeth SCARES me!)

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          big_smile

    2. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh good I have needed one bad for the last ten years, hope you take credit cards LMAO

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        What's your problem, dear ?
        big_smile

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Oh god where do I start? Please Miss can you loosed this stiff white jacket first I can't breathe.....
          Well (BP lays herself down on the couch)....it kind of starts from birth....

  28. yenajeon profile image81
    yenajeonposted 6 years ago

    no - I got a pic online and just put it up there because I noticed that people are always nice to the hubbers with kitten avatars  - and sure enuf, suddenly everyone is all nicey nice and asking me questions and wanting to get me a drink. . .

    hahaha very nice tactic. it is adorable! Maybe I need to try that out smile I'd like a few free drinks

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      purrrrrr. . . white russian, please!

      1. Misha profile image77
        Mishaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Ummm... I am white.... and I am Russian...? lol

        1. mega1 profile image80
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          ya - I mean  dah - strazveetje!  (kittens can't spell too good)

  29. lovelypaper profile image68
    lovelypaperposted 6 years ago

    Sure. Why not?

  30. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    oh, sigh, and just when things were getting all calmed down and nice again!  somebody shoot a pepto bismol over to tattoguy, wouldja?

  31. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 6 years ago

    lol

  32. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    OK! Everybody just relax. Tell Hokey your problems.

  33. Beth100 profile image86
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    Is there a doctor in the house??  hmmm...maybe overloaded with too many patients needing attention.... or maybe overworked trying to understand the psyche of the hubber....   lol

  34. cindyvine profile image85
    cindyvineposted 6 years ago

    Doctor Cindy is in the house, bend over, Nurse Blondepoet will insert the happy juice enema, careful Blonde, you're sticking in the wrong end, it might all blow up in your face!  okay, lay on my couch and tell me your probs.  Hmmmmm you try and pick fights on threads?  Could be because your life is unraveling and this is the only thing you might have control of, this one thread while you lose control of everything else?

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I hope you're not talking to me. I'm a very dangerous psychopath ! mad

    2. AEvans profile image72
      AEvansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lolololololo big_smile Cindy is here too!!! Yippeee!!!! big_smile

  35. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    Here you go. Just lay on this couch right here. Comfortable?

  36. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    A guy walks into the psychiatrist's and says "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
    help me! I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!" The shrink says "Sit
    over there and I'll deal with you later."

  37. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    Dr. Hokey?  please tell me why it is that I just feel like laughing all the time tonight?  is that good?  is that right?  is that even sane?

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It's because you have been smoking grass

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        you mean?   oh


        wow

  38. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    "I'm treating a patient with a split personality," boasted a psychiatrist, "and Medicare pays for both of them!"

  39. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    What we have here is a failure to communicate!  hmm

  40. cindyvine profile image85
    cindyvineposted 6 years ago

    But now I need to hop into the shower and am praying that there is water coming out of it today - yesterday not a drop.  6.50am, and am off to Arusha to vegetate in a garden coffee shop and work on my new book!

  41. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    Doctor!  Doctor!  de ja vu    de ja vu!

    I'm having flashbacks!   oooooooooooooo   bad trip, man!

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Say three hail hamsters and toss pink bubblegum over your left shoe

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hail hamster full of poo!  hail hamster full of poo! hail hamster full of poo!  where's that bubblegum I was sposed to throw over my shoe? 

        oh



        wow


        so much better now

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I think all of us are much better now !

        2. Hokey profile image61
          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Next time eat the red pill

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            big_smile

  42. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I said - get the Doctor in here quick -  I'm having a severe deja vu!  really I am!   I am!   ooooooooo   and it's a scarey one!  some pirate guy and the bikini lady are fighting and it is sooooooo ugly!  help, DOCTOR!  I say, where did he/she go?

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      He's always back. And with his 'issues'
      lol
      what a deja vu !

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol  livened things right up - really had me going there for a minute - I actually thought y'all were serious!   hehehehe  lmao!

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I don't know others. I'm laughing like mad ! LOL

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

  44. yoshi97 profile image88
    yoshi97posted 6 years ago

    *Yoshi grabs an angry sea bass and stands his ground*

    'They won't get me I tell ya! They won't get me!'

    'Who, Yoshi?'

    'The ants ... and their uncles ... and their grandmothers and grandfathers! They're all coming for me I tell ya!'

    *Yoshi jumps under a wood pile and waves his sea bass in the air*

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      just wrap your slim jim in plastic and spray it with windex - that should keep the ants off - sorry, I knew I should have left that canned cheese at home!

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Why is the tribe full of ants ? hmm

        1. mega1 profile image80
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          all we ever do is eat, and dance, sometimes barf - the beanbags are gross! and nobody ever hangs around to clean things up!  Plus we live so close to nature.  and it looks like some of them came along with me over here - sorry Yoshi -

          1. yoshi97 profile image88
            yoshi97posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Sah right ... I found my magnifying glass and I am launching a campaign against the picnic bugs. smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    hey hokey.  whaddup?

  46. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    There you are. How are you?

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      OH here's the boring one ! Or so  the captain says !
      lol

      1. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        What Captain?

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          tattooguy lol

          1. Hokey profile image61
            Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            You mean Captain Hoover?

            1. tantrum profile image60
              tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              lol
              He was a captain some months ago. He was banned or something. very sad tale !

              1. Hokey profile image61
                Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Like a hoover vacuum(sucks)

  47. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    So the Captain starts in on me and then runs when he gets fired upon!!!  lol lol lol

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  48. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    "a very powerful place to find acceptance, challenges, safety, and insight."

    and this group could be all that too!  yes. yes.  I see it now! (gazes toward the ceiling)  bright faces, sunshine, flowers . . .yes! and cheetos. . .

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I couldn't help but notice that you looked up at the ceiling when you said that...I wonder if you're frustrated with the current situation and wishing there was help from some source outside of yourself wink And cheetos....

  49. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    Captain KooK!

  50. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    Once upon a time, there was an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain tattoo who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship approaching, and the crew became frantic. Captain tattoo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"

    The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the mighty pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on deck recounting the triumph of earlier. One of them asked the Captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"

    The Captain replied, "If I were to be wounded in the attack, the shirt would not show my      . Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at the courage of such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The crew stared in worshipful silence at the Captain and waited for his usual orders.

    Captain tattoo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."

    1. yoshi97 profile image88
      yoshi97posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Red shirts are a bad omen ... ask any Star Trek security officer. smile

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      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      you should write a hub.

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      TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You on weed ?

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        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Why? you ran out?

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          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          oh


          wow


          dude!  that explains sooooooo much!

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            tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Yeah !

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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            Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Where have you been?

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              lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              smoking weed? You need?

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                mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                need

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                  mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  cyber weed

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                    yoshi97posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Sorry, only catnip for you my furry friend ... smile

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                mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                OOOOO Kim - you got 666 followers!  oooooo!

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                  yoshi97posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  So ... do I join my goddesses legion and push her past the evil or do I let her bask in it ... hmmm ... evil's good ... smile

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                  alexandriaruthkposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  666 is  a lucky number for CHINESE hehe

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                    TattoGuyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    It's also the sign of the Devil !

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        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Would weed make the joke better? I thought this was very funny! lol

    4. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LMAO lol

      I'm going to have to cut and paste this one and keep it...You don't mind if I use this one in the future, do you?

      1. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Be my guest!  smile

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          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Thank you...I'm starting a "humor file" to help in my future practice...This will be the first thing in it big_smile

 
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