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A world without Boobies..

  1. Mamelody profile image60
    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago

    Thank God some dreams ain't real..

    yesterday I had this awful dream that I woke up and had no Boobies... They just disappeared and I spent the whole dream looking for them and didn't find them..

    Now I'm so frightened that I keep peeking inside my shirt every two minutes just to be sure they are there!! sad

    So if you've stolen them.. I WANT WANT THEM BACK!!!! tongue

    1. Green Lotus profile image60
      Green Lotusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I had the same dream...only when I woke up, they still weren't there big_smile

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        LMAO me too Green lol lol

    2. yoshi97 profile image88
      yoshi97posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      *Yoshi hands them back*

      "Sheesh!! I was just borrowing them. It's not like YOU had any entertaining ideas for them tonight ..." smile

      *Yoshi eyes up Lyrics*

      "Care if I borrow those?"

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Lyrics, ever so shy does appreciate the care Yoshi has, enough concern to check and make sure things are okay.

        She will never forget this as she stands there still blushing.

        1. yoshi97 profile image88
          yoshi97posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          smile

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            lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            tongue

    3. Ron Montgomery profile image62
      Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I will gladly volunteer my services in confirming their continued presence.

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        okay that was fucking funny lol

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image62
          Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          The offer stands for all women, not just the OP. smile

    4. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I am willing to check for you. Always willing to help!
                     big_smile

  2. Misha profile image74
    Mishaposted 7 years ago

    Re-frame your avatar - problem solved tongue

    1. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Girl, I wake up everyday without any, thank god yours fell off in just a dream, cause I needs em xo

  4. waynet profile image49
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    I used to have man boobs but now they've gone and I'm glad!!!

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      couldn't ya have given to me?  How big were they btw? lol

      1. waynet profile image49
        waynetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        What complete with ginger hairy nipples???!! they was huge by the way I was like a sumo wrestler wearing a nappy!!

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          damn. figures. just knew it. damn.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    No one else lost boobs in their dreams before?  Don't be shy, we're all friends here lol

    1. qwark profile image61
      qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Lyrics:
      I'd like to volunteer to do the "peeking" for ya...:-)
      I have 20/20 vision and I said "volunteer." No wages necessary...:-)

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        LMAO, deal babe.

        1. qwark profile image61
          qwarkposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Wait'll I get my pants on...I'll be right over!
          ...or maybe ya'd rather just have me on "call?"
          Either way, I got'cher back baby.....err...front...:-)

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 7 years ago

    Im only 5'3" and at 117 pounds now, but I am plauged with DD's..I have some to share if you want or need some extra..I am mis - proportioned with them on my body, have had them since i was 16...

    1. yoshi97 profile image88
      yoshi97posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      So ... Are you sharing with Lyrics or are you sharing with me? I only ask as I would hate to anticipate a gift that was actually promised to another. wink

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Game on Yoshi those Boobies are mine i say i say tongue

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        B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        whomever wants some of them can have them..they are a bit heavy, so there is probly enough to share with the both of ya...

  7. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 7 years ago

    Kimberly, I wish I could give you some of mine!

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image60
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      habee, give me some too please
      , on both sides..
      if theres no boobies, children will be crying, huhuhu

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      don't sit there ands wish - anti up boobs, I need em, you got em so share a little, we're girls we must unite and do what's right, there in sight, i will not bite,with all my might, i m hubbing this tight, habee's boobies I'll write

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        pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        maybe between mine, b.c.'s and habee's we can scrounge up enough for ya lol

    3. blondepoet profile image78
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You can have some of mine too, plenty to go around smile

  8. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    Without ? http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4207/cryingb.gif

  9. Jane@CM profile image61
    Jane@CMposted 7 years ago

    I lost 1 pound off of each smile  My friend wanted to be on the operating table next to me so they could pump hers up lol

    Best two pounds I ever lost smile

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      pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lmao thats awesome

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    in high-school i was devastated because the girls in locker room use to
    call me kitty itty bitty titty such pity

    I still have post traumatic stress and can't cope whew, better a bit now

    now habee, no shiting here, fork up big boobie babe.

    sigh.

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      pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      i got called bbb=big breasted becky and what makes it worse is my best friends brother who was hot at the time would call me that too lol

  11. elayne001 profile image49
    elayne001posted 7 years ago

    Just wait til you are over the hill and then they either fall to your knees or disappear anyways. What's the big deal about boobies anyways? Men are obsessed with them and wearing a bra is uncomfortable at best! Seems we are never satisfied with what we got.

  12. Has_aWayWithWords profile image77
    Has_aWayWithWordsposted 7 years ago

    While I am glad the world has boobies I would like to take a moment to reflect on something. Since breast cancer awareness events are coming up and the fact my ex wife battled breast cancer and is a survivor with almost 8 years of cancer free living but has now been told they have found a new "suspicios" mass they are telling her she needs to have a full double masectomy. So while we can all be glad the world has boobies let's take a moment to honor those who have to lose theirs to breast cancer.

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image60
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      well taken and for women who are fighting breast cancers, may you have the courage to stay and hang on,

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Has thank you for sharing that, may she continue to be well.

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        pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        i hope she stays well too

  13. jayjay40 profile image81
    jayjay40posted 7 years ago

    At my age I wake each morning thinking I have no boobies, then I get up and there they are in my slippers.

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 7 years ago

    I was refered to as LIPS, TITS, and HIPS in highschool..only by the opposite sex though.. " LTH"

    highschool boys are Jerks.

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      Jared in Vegasposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It's because we were terrible with names, especially if two people had the same name, those things help us clarify:  "Hey, you know Megan?"
                                                                                  "Which one?"
                                                                                  "Legs - Megs."
                                                                                  "Oh yeah."

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    pinkyleeposted 7 years ago

    not to but in or steal the thunder here but i am trying to get everyone on hubs aware of this project i am working on and so if you would have a story or experience with breast cancer please rad this thread i posted

    http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/36179#post816194

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      Jared in Vegasposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Good luck on your hub.

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        pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        thanks

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    a word without boobies----> lyricsingray smile

  17. figment profile image73
    figmentposted 7 years ago

    Thank god for boobies.  Mine are one of my best qualities... besides my personality wink

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      leg222002posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hi are you there

  18. Alota profile image61
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Hello, my name is Alota, and I have just joined Hub pages, I will start writing Hubs as soon as I get used to the format etc I can see from this thread that there are some people who enjoy a laugh....great thats what we need right now.

  19. Mamelody profile image60
    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago

    My goodness clearly the world is dying need of Boobies! oh and boobie hugs lol tongue tongue

  20. Isabelle22 profile image60
    Isabelle22posted 7 years ago

    Having boobs is the great thing about being a woman. They are the most talked about subject in the world.

    1. Mamelody profile image60
      Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      wow you have a lovely avatar.. absolutely love the hair!! tongue

      1. blondepoet profile image78
        blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I would die for red hair. I am seriously thinking about becoming a red head, have been a blonde all my life. Just trying to build up the courage.

        1. Mamelody profile image60
          Mamelodyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          go for it hun, I think you'd look fantastic.. I for one would look more like a fragile rock character if I had red hair sad

 
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