A world without Boobies..

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   Mamelodyposted 14 years ago

   Thank God some dreams ain't real..
   
   yesterday I had this awful dream that I woke up and had no Boobies... They just disappeared and I spent the whole dream looking for them and didn't find them..
   
   Now I'm so frightened that I keep peeking inside my shirt every two minutes just to be sure they are there!!
   
   So if you've stolen them.. I WANT WANT THEM BACK!!!!

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      Green Lotusposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I had the same dream...only when I woke up, they still weren't there

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         LMAO me too Green

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      yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      *Yoshi hands them back*
      
      "Sheesh!! I was just borrowing them. It's not like YOU had any entertaining ideas for them tonight ..."
      
      *Yoshi eyes up Lyrics*
      
      "Care if I borrow those?"

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Lyrics, ever so shy does appreciate the care Yoshi has, enough concern to check and make sure things are okay.
         
         She will never forget this as she stands there still blushing.

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            yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            

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               lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               

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      Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I will gladly volunteer my services in confirming their continued presence.

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         okay that was fucking funny

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            Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            The offer stands for all women, not just the OP.

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      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I am willing to check for you. Always willing to help!
                     

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   Mishaposted 14 years ago

   Re-frame your avatar - problem solved

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      Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   Girl, I wake up everyday without any, thank god yours fell off in just a dream, cause I needs em xo

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   waynetposted 14 years ago

   I used to have man boobs but now they've gone and I'm glad!!!

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      couldn't ya have given to me?  How big were they btw?

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         waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         What complete with ginger hairy nipples???!! they was huge by the way I was like a sumo wrestler wearing a nappy!!

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            lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            damn. figures. just knew it. damn.

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   No one else lost boobs in their dreams before?  Don't be shy, we're all friends here

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      qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Lyrics:
      I'd like to volunteer to do the "peeking" for ya...:-)
      I have 20/20 vision and I said "volunteer." No wages necessary...:-)

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         LMAO, deal babe.

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            qwarkposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Wait'll I get my pants on...I'll be right over!
            ...or maybe ya'd rather just have me on "call?"
            Either way, I got'cher back baby.....err...front...:-)

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   B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years ago

   Im only 5'3" and at 117 pounds now, but I am plauged with DD's..I have some to share if you want or need some extra..I am mis - proportioned with them on my body, have had them since i was 16...

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      yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      So ... Are you sharing with Lyrics or are you sharing with me? I only ask as I would hate to anticipate a gift that was actually promised to another.

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Game on Yoshi those Boobies are mine i say i say

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         B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         whomever wants some of them can have them..they are a bit heavy, so there is probly enough to share with the both of ya...

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   habeeposted 14 years ago

   Kimberly, I wish I could give you some of mine!

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      habee, give me some too please
      , on both sides..
      if theres no boobies, children will be crying, huhuhu

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      don't sit there ands wish - anti up boobs, I need em, you got em so share a little, we're girls we must unite and do what's right, there in sight, i will not bite,with all my might, i m hubbing this tight, habee's boobies I'll write

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         pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         maybe between mine, b.c.'s and habee's we can scrounge up enough for ya lol

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      blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You can have some of mine too, plenty to go around

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   skyfireposted 14 years ago

   Without ?

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   Jane@CMposted 14 years ago

   I lost 1 pound off of each   My friend wanted to be on the operating table next to me so they could pump hers up
   
   Best two pounds I ever lost

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      pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lmao thats awesome

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    in high-school i was devastated because the girls in locker room use to
    call me kitty itty bitty titty such pity
    
    I still have post traumatic stress and can't cope whew, better a bit now
    
    now habee, no shiting here, fork up big boobie babe.
    
    sigh.

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       pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       i got called bbb=big breasted becky and what makes it worse is my best friends brother who was hot at the time would call me that too lol

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    elayne001posted 14 years ago

    Just wait til you are over the hill and then they either fall to your knees or disappear anyways. What's the big deal about boobies anyways? Men are obsessed with them and wearing a bra is uncomfortable at best! Seems we are never satisfied with what we got.

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    Has_aWayWithWordsposted 14 years ago

    While I am glad the world has boobies I would like to take a moment to reflect on something. Since breast cancer awareness events are coming up and the fact my ex wife battled breast cancer and is a survivor with almost 8 years of cancer free living but has now been told they have found a new "suspicios" mass they are telling her she needs to have a full double masectomy. So while we can all be glad the world has boobies let's take a moment to honor those who have to lose theirs to breast cancer.

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       prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       well taken and for women who are fighting breast cancers, may you have the courage to stay and hang on,

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Has thank you for sharing that, may she continue to be well.

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          pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          i hope she stays well too

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    jayjay40posted 14 years ago

    At my age I wake each morning thinking I have no boobies, then I get up and there they are in my slippers.

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    B.C. BOUTIQUEposted 14 years ago

    I was refered to as LIPS, TITS, and HIPS in highschool..only by the opposite sex though.. " LTH"
    
    highschool boys are Jerks.

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       Jared in Vegasposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       It's because we were terrible with names, especially if two people had the same name, those things help us clarify:  "Hey, you know Megan?"
                                                                                   "Which one?"
                                                                                   "Legs - Megs."
                                                                                   "Oh yeah."

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    pinkyleeposted 14 years ago

    not to but in or steal the thunder here but i am trying to get everyone on hubs aware of this project i am working on and so if you would have a story or experience with breast cancer please rad this thread i posted
    
    http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/36179#post816194

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       Jared in Vegasposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Good luck on your hub.

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          pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          thanks

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    a word without boobies----> lyricsingray

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    figmentposted 14 years ago

    Thank god for boobies.  Mine are one of my best qualities... besides my personality

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       leg222002posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hi are you there

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    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    Hello, my name is Alota, and I have just joined Hub pages, I will start writing Hubs as soon as I get used to the format etc I can see from this thread that there are some people who enjoy a laugh....great thats what we need right now.

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    Mamelodyposted 14 years ago

    My goodness clearly the world is dying need of Boobies! oh and boobie hugs

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    Isabelle22posted 14 years ago

    Having boobs is the great thing about being a woman. They are the most talked about subject in the world.

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       Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       wow you have a lovely avatar.. absolutely love the hair!!

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          blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I would die for red hair. I am seriously thinking about becoming a red head, have been a blonde all my life. Just trying to build up the courage.

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             Mamelodyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             go for it hun, I think you'd look fantastic.. I for one would look more like a fragile rock character if I had red hair

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