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Tatto needs our help

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    His fish is floating can anyone advise what to do?

    No talk of flushing or weights.

    Can we help him

    We'll try T

  2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago

    The little hispanic guy from "Fantasy Island" ?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      okay that was hilarious

  3. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    ?? I dont know him -sorry ,Im assuming he has family nearby smile

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I adore you lmfao

  4. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    No seriously Lyrics lol who the f is Tatto?

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      TattoGuy-Bad Co, Health Tip, you know the funny one

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        did I just fall for another joke i am so gullable omgh
        still adore you smart ass lol

      2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
        Ron Montgomeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Oh, in that case tell him to buy a new fish and quit pissing his Old Bushmills into the fish bowl.

  5. Mamelody profile image62
    Mamelodyposted 7 years ago

    he could try getting Ariel the mermaid to entertain him.. lol tongue

  6. Eaglekiwi profile image72
    Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago

    Ohhhhhh....(love you too )

    Thats Art ok , he sick ??

    Ok hes in my prayers!!!an me too cuz I just cussed back there ..sorry.
    Leavin ya a snickers as pennance hehe  smile

  7. cindyvine profile image87
    cindyvineposted 7 years ago

    Tell Art that fish don't drink Guiness or Jack.  If they floating, they might just be pissed.  If they sink to the bottom and just lie there, that might be a problem.

    1. tobey100 profile image60
      tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      All I have to add is;  What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?

      Damn

      1. Daniel Carter profile image89
        Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Fresh dam water might do it.

        My mom taught me this and I went to grade school the next day and got in BIG trouble. It goes like this:

        I went to the dam to get some dam water, but the dam man said I couldn't have any of his dam water, so I said to the dam man, "I don't want any of yer dam water anyway!"

        I had to put my nose in a corner and she called my mom. My mom laughed in her face. My mom has always been cool.

        But I digress.
        Try fresh water....

        1. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image85
          BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          LOL lol lol my sister used to tell that joke when she was little too. another one she used to tell - why are chickens so ugly? if you had a pecker between your eyes, you'd be ugly too.
          wink

          1. Daniel Carter profile image89
            Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            OMG!!!
            I actually KNOW people like that.
            I will laugh about this for days....
            thanks for helping start the weekend out with a laugh!

            1. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image85
              BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              not a prob. to make it even better, imagine a 7 year old telling it to you... lol

        2. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          my mom taught me this one:

          abc d goldfish? l, m n o goldfish! o s m r! c m p n?

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            lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol  I like your mom lol

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    OKay, there must be an emergency procedure for fish CPR - anyone done it before?

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image72
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes , quick dip in buttermilk ,flip in breadcrumbs and deepfry smile...apparently no more fishy problems.

      Solution 2 : Drain the pool and dry out contents  lol

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol lol

        1. tobey100 profile image60
          tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          You can't give a fish CPR nor can you smell mothballs.  With the fish, you can't pinch their nose closed and trying to smell mothballs, you can't get their little legs apart.

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            A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish

            1. tobey100 profile image60
              tobey100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Oh god, I'd forgotten that one.  lol

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                A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                REO Speedwagon wasn't it?

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              lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              fuck too funny

            3. Daniel Carter profile image89
              Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Well, that, and Opporknockity tunes but once.

          2. Eaglekiwi profile image72
            Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Psst...dem aint no legs brother  lol

    2. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      if you're talking goldfish - the water temp may be too warm - it should be a certain temp - he can look it up and perhaps change the water for the poor little bugger!

  9. IntimatEvolution profile image82
    IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago

    Oh, it does not sound to good for the fish or BadCo.  I'd be looking for another fish.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    what about a tea bag you know for energy in the water-camomile to be avoided - too sedating

    1. IntimatEvolution profile image82
      IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Is the fish not moving?

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        lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I think it's solid still, sad

        where is Tat?

        1. IntimatEvolution profile image82
          IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Unfortunately, I think it is dead.  Will he at least consider a proper burial?  My BBF Molly just went through this last week.  It is funny how people get attached to a fish.  I mean, I never could.  However, I could never live without my kitties either. 

          Best of luck bud.  Let be the first to change this to a (possible) sympathy thread.

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    lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago

    Becca, you rock big_smile

  12. Flightkeeper profile image78
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    I hope Tatto is okay.  The last time I saw him, he was upset over the thread about sex.

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      is he okay?

      1. Flightkeeper profile image78
        Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I don't know Lyric, it's Friday so I hope he's enjoying himself right now.

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          lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          my god me too - I was hoping he'd get a good chuckle out of this thread for him but hopefully he's shut his pc off and maybe will see it next wek.

          Geez.  too many thread mishaps today but for once i'm not causing them, yikes i hope smile

          Thanks for letting me know

          1. IntimatEvolution profile image82
            IntimatEvolutionposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            lol,lol,lol

            Help?

  13. confused barbie profile image60
    confused barbieposted 7 years ago

    Give him some coffee smile

    1. Faybe Bay profile image85
      Faybe Bayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Here I am late to forum again. My goldfish was floating, thought he was dead, but a friend said no, get another bowl, fresh water, transfer but water must be the right temp. The shock can kill it if not. He lived another six months. I found out from the guy who gave him to me,(He had been bought as a feeder) that the particular breed only lives about two years. They are bred to be feeders and not like your "Purebred, looked after pet type" He was on borrowed time anyway. The big fish had decided to keep him and not eat him. That's how I got him and he lived a total of three years, not bad for a feeder.

  14. kirstenblog profile image77
    kirstenblogposted 7 years ago

    I think I have found the problem
    http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b315/tempestwithin/Icons%20and%20Avatars/Movies%20celebrities%20tv/Monty%20Python/e355d54b.gif

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      lyricsingrayposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ha lol lol lol lol lol

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    china manposted 7 years ago

    I am disgusted at the answers on this thread !  To have to deal with the trauma of an ex-fish, a fish that is no more, the loss of such a good friend and listener, is too much without making fun of this very serious situation.

    There are too many scaly personal attacks, fish have feelings too you know. Didn't you know that fish even gave their lives to promote the bible along with some loaves of bread. Have some respect huh !

    1. Eaglekiwi profile image72
      Eaglekiwiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Respectfully pass the tartare sauce please ..big_smile

 
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