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Helarious facebook status updates!

  1. packerpack profile image60
    packerpackposted 7 years ago

    Well there are many but I cannot recall anyone in particular. To start with I will put in my latest update, I think it is quite okay. Here it goes;

    "My brain got programmed to be in office 24x7. This weekend I am home and have lot of free time. Brain got confused and threw an unhandled exception. Now I am implementing the try catch block for this situation for my brain. Have a number of options like sleeping, watching movie on my lappy, reading novel or writing blog. Have to decide on one keeping in mind the one that gives best performance and least load!"

    Share the one that you have come across, bet it yours or anyone else!

    1. pooja0908 profile image64
      pooja0908posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      My hand is programmed like a machine and work without exception. It points to a particular address and that is keyboard. None can put out any error because it is continuously running in a FOR loop with >= 6:30 pm condition.

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    pinkyleeposted 7 years ago

    i posted this as my facebook and myyearbook stat: i'm gonna kick you arse so hard you'll have to clear your throat to fart! heard it on a yahoo radio station called country comedy

    1. packerpack profile image60
      packerpackposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Woo that sounds like a hard kick!

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        pinkyleeposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        it would be lol but i thought it was hilarious

 
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