Weird Comments

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  1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
    mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

    Okay, I know we all get weird and odd comments on our hubs on occasion, but this one was truly strange and was placed on my "More Pretty Kitty Pictures" Hub. It read as follows and was by an unverified poster calling herself "Heather":

    Quote:

    "puppies are nice and cute and sweet as a pretty kitty and as a pretty doggy and COLL puppies and fab puppies To puppies you are good and CLEVER LIRE A CHIP YOU CAN CLEVER AND PUPPIES WONDERFUL AND PLAYING TO SEE AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU PUPPIES HOW ARE PRETTY COMET KERMILLIAN .. EVEY ONE IS WAITEING AND Squirrels."

    Anyone care to translate this for me?????

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      sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      yikes LOL!

    2. Cagsil profile image70
      Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Apparently, you have received a comment from a severely mentally inept person, who doesn't even have a clue.

      It's a shame, but unfortunately, it happens.

      It was funny too. lol lol

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        sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Haha! big_smile

    3. prettydarkhorse profile image56
      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      maybe a child? sits down on the computer and type and commented (maybe an adult is reading your hub and they left it open for the child to see, read and then left a comment on it???)

      1. K Partin profile image60
        K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Hi Maita how you doin?? smile

        1. prettydarkhorse profile image56
          prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hi K, how are you, I am cooking hehe, about to eat after I am done,

          1. K Partin profile image60
            K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            what you cookin...send some my way??

            1. prettydarkhorse profile image56
              prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              ok, fried rice with shrimp here it is ready now, I will send some to mysti as well

              1. K Partin profile image60
                K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                great! you're the best!!! smells good!! smile

              2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
                mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Yummy, sounds good to me smile

    4. Tom Cornett profile image81
      Tom Cornettposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I think "Heather" was typing with one hand...I won't say what I think she was doing with the other hand.  smile

      1. Mrvoodoo profile image57
        Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        It does sound like she likes puppies a little too much. big_smile

        Oh, and squirrels.

        http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/phineasandferb/images/thumb/d/d4/Kermillians_Comet.jpg/300px-Kermillians_Comet.jpg

        Comet Kermillian ^

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      china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      There have been a string of posts to this forum a bit like that - someone suggested they are computer generated - might make sense if a programme could get around all the hubs etc and link back as long as it left some kind of post generated from random phrases linked to the original hub ????
      Like a kind of virus that crawls around all the hubs linking to them - would be awesome if it got ALL of them ?

      1. rmcrayne profile image90
        rmcrayneposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I get those kinds of posts from time to time.  I figure it's some kind of spinner software.  Almost always accompanied by some spammy link. 

        I had another recently where they just copied my previous comment, added a useless intro like "Hmmm, interesting", and their spammy link.

        1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
          mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          In that case they mucked up on my hub as they forgot to include a link to anywhere else. LOL big_smile

    6. tobey100 profile image60
      tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Why would she include squirrels with puppies and kitties?  Everyone knows squirrels are evil.

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        Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        its a hidden threat

        1. tobey100 profile image60
          tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I think you're right.  Mistyhorizon better watch her back!!

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            Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            lol or hide her nuts!!

            1. tobey100 profile image60
              tobey100posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              lol lol

              I do believe we're on the same wavelength.  You beat me to it.

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                Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                lol HAHAHA! that never happens.

    7. lorlie6 profile image72
      lorlie6posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      When I used to do Methamphetamine, I sounded exactly like that after 8-day runs!

    8. Hokey profile image59
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I'm off to the Hokey cave to enter this in the Super Duper Hokey computer. I will use my secret squirrel algorithim to decode this obvious secret message.  cool

      1. tantrum profile image59
        tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Oh ! this is a southamerican terrorist secret code message!
        big_smile

        lol

        1. Hokey profile image59
          Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Quick tantrum! Join me in the cave! I might need your help. It's hot in here so take off al......... I mean Hurry! wink

        2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
          mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That makes more sense, now I get it, (watch out for Hokey above Tantrum, I reckon he is a bit too hot to handle right now, (clothes a vanishing so I hear smile))

    9. Hokey profile image59
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      THIS JUST IN!!!!(from the Super Duper Hokey Computer!!!)

                              yikes


      There is an interstellar gang of puppies that are arriving in the cosmic dust cloud of the Kermillian comet. They will then join all renegade squirrels in a nut raiding party and take part in kitty abductions!. No mans nuts are safe! Hoard and hide your nuts! Women be dilligent to protect your pussies so as they are not Kittynapped!            yikes

      1. Hokey profile image59
        Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Quick!  Take appropriate action!   yikes

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    Madame Xposted 14 years ago

    wouldn't even try smile

  3. WriteAngled profile image75
    WriteAngledposted 14 years ago

    Obviously a dog lover, says the crazy cat lady

  4. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
    mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

    Certainly very odd, and no matter how many times I read it I can't make any more sense of it...!!!!!!

    There are some really strange people out there!!!!

    1. K Partin profile image60
      K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      yup....not me though. smile

      1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
        mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        LOL, pleased to hear it K. Mind you, I speak as a woman in bed, with a young cat draped over her arm that is constantly purring her head off LOL smile Time for sleep I reckon!

  5. earnestshub profile image81
    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    I think it was written by the cat throwing lady from the Simpsons! lol

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, maybe you are right smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Misty how strange I say drugs - got high and wrote the comment.  Where are these people coming from?  Sorry you even got the message - wish you could track heather down.  sad

    1. K Partin profile image60
      K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Kim, want some fried rice and shrimp from Maita?? smile I'll share.

    2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hi Kimberly, well I am off to sleep now, still thinking about the squirrel connection LOL. Gotta laugh really. Your diagnosis of the poster may well be correct! Night night smile

      1. K Partin profile image60
        K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Night Misty!! smile

  7. Cheeky Girl profile image66
    Cheeky Girlposted 14 years ago

    Just a thought, but maybe someone is pulling our legs here, and this is a ruse of some kind. There's no better place to have your chain yanked than in these forums! Not that I am a critic, but hey.......

    1. profile image0
      china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is another possibility - someone banned coming back to haunt us big_smile

    2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The weird thing was that I got this comment on a hub of mine, not on a forum. I deleted the comment from the hub as it seemed a bit pointless to leave it on there when it made no sense.

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    Denno66posted 14 years ago

    Holy Moly that was an odd reply! lol

  9. defenestratethis profile image61
    defenestratethisposted 14 years ago

    Hmmmm..sounds like my cousin Martha when shes been nipping the mouthwash all day

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      Denno66posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Momentarily insane and minty-fresh breath.

      1. defenestratethis profile image61
        defenestratethisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  10. defenestratethis profile image61
    defenestratethisposted 14 years ago

    I am glad she mentioned the squirrels though. Squirrels rule.

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, they sure do.

  11. wrenfrost56 profile image56
    wrenfrost56posted 14 years ago

    Not quite sure where she was going with that??!! lol

  12. Alota profile image61
    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I think it means Hokey is cute

  13. skyfire profile image78
    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    1. Secret agent's message to you.

    2.  Spam Bot which comments based on article keywords

    3. Dog's secret admirer, perhaps neighborhood kitty

    4. Bored troll poet

    Pick any one from this...

  14. profile image0
    Justine76posted 14 years ago

    maybe a cat typed it? or a person with poor english?
    or its spam. I get emails liek that ALL the time. Its pretty funny tho!
    My sister in law got a t-shirt in Korea, it said..in very beautiful sparkly cursive...
    Fruit Funch
    California Dreaming
    Who Gardens?
    In any case, the squirrels ARE waiting...

  15. skyfire profile image78
    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    But why squirrels are waiting ?

    1. profile image0
      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      plotting to take over the  world...  smile

  16. skyfire profile image78
    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    big_smile

  17. jonathanacosta17 profile image61
    jonathanacosta17posted 14 years ago

    i'd agree with a person not able to speak english well. i used to be a tutor for non-english speakers. and this looks like an essay one of my ex-students would send me. major headache whenever i had to correct those. take a peek at *engrish.com* you'd know what i mean.

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I enjoying engrish all time favorite with sometime enter contest! Win big!  Happy I made the time for engrish, and you?

    2. profile image0
      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      like I said, the T-shirt from Korea. While there, my sister in law also taught english. She has some funny stories of things said..and things she said by accident too...I HATE to think how awful my writing would be in a language Im just learning. Ive been speaking English for 33 years and still get it wrong!!

  18. jonathanacosta17 profile image61
    jonathanacosta17posted 14 years ago
  19. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I was curious about Comet Kermillian - searched and evidently it is an episode of Phenias and Ferb a Disney channel cartoon series -

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNGZoyOTxhM

    could have been a young person who got confused about what they were typing -

  20. Alota profile image61
    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    nendh dnhdnehdj njhdd dgeen nshsdghegsbs ddhjdjssn...I think that the world will soon end...this is an actual code used by the Master Bates gang in London

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    A Texanposted 14 years ago

    Here kitty kitty

  22. Alota profile image61
    Alotaposted 14 years ago

    I wonder if it is a cyber attack

  23. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Yes, I thinka dis comment from someone who no speaka da Engrish berry berry good.

  24. profile image0
    StormRyderposted 14 years ago

    Mr.Fluffykins needs more time to ponder this one:http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/gray_cat_thinking.gif

    I think he's not amused..tongue

  25. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
    mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years ago

    Feeling bad for the innocent squirrels now sad

    1. defenestratethis profile image61
      defenestratethisposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Dont worry. Squirrels are cunning, resilient, and damn good fighters. Notorious renegades they are, and one day..oh yes, one day those puppies will be singing a different tune, and the kitties will be begging on the street, because the Rebel Squirrel Brigade HAS HAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

      1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
        mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile big_smile big_smile

  26. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    lol
    you two !
    lol

    1. Hokey profile image59
      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Misty you can come also. A threesome might b......I mean it may take three of us! neutral

      1. tantrum profile image59
        tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Three to fight against terrorism !
        And without clothes ! lol

      2. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
        mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Well, I suppose I could squeeze you in smile

  27. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Yes! WE must fight nakedly against naked agression!  tongue

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Body against body ! big_smile

      1. Hokey profile image59
        Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        PANTS ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!! lol For humanity!!!  big_smile

        1. tantrum profile image59
          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Pants, on the floor. We're out of breath ! lol

  28. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Wait!! I hear the Super Duper Hokey Computer! It has an answer!!! I will be right back! No need to put your pants on! Our work here is not done!  tongue

  29. tantrum profile image59
    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    roll
    I don't think I'll be here when you come back !

  30. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 14 years ago

    Sorry! False alarm! It was just the microwave!  Hmmmm...... hmm

    1. tantrum profile image59
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You're an incompetent ! mad
      I don't feel like fighting body against body anymore !
      I freeze waiting for you !

      1. Hokey profile image59
        Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

                               smile

        1. tantrum profile image59
          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Violets are blue, roses are read
          What if I invite you to bed ?

          big_smile

          1. Hokey profile image59
            Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

            1. tantrum profile image59
              tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Don't think too much about it. I was only rhyming big_smile

              1. Hokey profile image59
                Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out. wink

                1. tantrum profile image59
                  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  lol
                  I'm sure you do !

  31. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 14 years ago

    seriously!  I know where I'm gonna hide my nuts!

  32. rizwan_isria profile image59
    rizwan_isriaposted 14 years ago

    hi to all this is my first post hope you welcome me

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome to Hubpage forum land, a strange place where you never know what might happen next smile

  33. rockinjoe profile image89
    rockinjoeposted 14 years ago

    sorry, Cindy....I was pretty drunk when i left that smile

    1. mistyhorizon2003 profile image88
      mistyhorizon2003posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL, Hi Joe, great to see you back again after so long, hope to hear more of you now smile

 
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