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Peed my pants laughing! Chase the Monday morning blues away!

  1. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 6 years ago

    My daughter sent me this email, thought I would share as it really is funny...

    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 64).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him.
    The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

    When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked: "What's the matter there old pops, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

    In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned once and f**ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

    1. marcel285 profile image84
      marcel285posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LMAO!! What a cool dad!!

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      sophsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Haha! Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh Zsuzsy big_smile

  2. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Oh, that's a good one!

  3. packerpack profile image60
    packerpackposted 6 years ago

    Good one and good enough to start a Monday morning!

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    Ghost32posted 6 years ago

    Excellent!  lol

    Best I can offer after that is the true story I just posted on the "Gun Safety HELP!" (or something like that) thread, moments ago....

  5. cally2 profile image61
    cally2posted 6 years ago



  6. Princessa profile image86
    Princessaposted 6 years ago

    Good morning Zsuzsy, you've just set my mood for the day lol  thank you.  Have a great week!

  7. myownworld profile image78
    myownworldposted 6 years ago

    lol loved it!! would have liked to see the amazement on that teenager's face!!
    thanks for the smiles on this cold dreary monday morning! big_smile

  8. jacobkuttyta profile image46
    jacobkuttytaposted 6 years ago

    laughed a lot

  9. Pearldiver profile image86
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    Nice One lol

    The Issue of Elder Abuse always makes me laugh lol

  10. salt profile image65
    saltposted 6 years ago

    that is funny!!!and I am a real prude ..!!!smile

  11. AnythingArtzy profile image82
    AnythingArtzyposted 6 years ago

    Oh this was a great one. soooo funny. thanks for sharing Zsuzy

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    Justine76posted 6 years ago

    HAHAHAHAAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Thans so much for that.  lol  lol

  13. Flightkeeper profile image79
    Flightkeeperposted 6 years ago

    I got some chuckles to start the morning with. Thanks!

  14. Ms Chievous profile image81
    Ms Chievousposted 6 years ago

    That will keep me smiling most of the morning! hehehehehe

  15. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 6 years ago


  16. Beth100 profile image82
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    lol  lol  too funny!

  17. wrenfrost56 profile image83
    wrenfrost56posted 6 years ago

    Very funny! lol

  18. Ohma profile image82
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    Very nice way to start a Monday morning1 ty Zsuzsy

  19. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    If I had been that teenager I would have fell out laughing. What an awesome comment!  big_smile

  20. Green Lotus profile image59
    Green Lotusposted 6 years ago

    OH Zsuzsy you funny lady you! smile  big_smile  big_smile Thanks for a good laugh. I needed it this morning!big_smile  big_smile  big_smile

  21. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 6 years ago

    What a cool Dad  eh?

    Mine would have blown a gasket instead, he had no tolerance for extreme-ism and I loved him anyway. Now my Gramps on the other hand...

  22. BeccaHubbardWoods profile image82
    BeccaHubbardWoodsposted 6 years ago


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    Crazdwriterposted 6 years ago

    lol lol lol lol OMG! I love it! thanks for the morning laugh ZB! I needed that!

  24. donotfear profile image89
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    How funny! Needed this...

  25. Rafini profile image81
    Rafiniposted 6 years ago

    didn't expect to laugh, but that was too good!  lol lol

  26. Daniel Carter profile image89
    Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago

    I honestly almost fell off my chair!!!!

    lol  lol   lol

    Now I have to forward this to my rocker son. He will laugh his head off.

    Thanks Zsuzsy!!

  27. WebbyAvatar profile image59
    WebbyAvatarposted 6 years ago

    It's amazing lol Thanks for sharing smile

  28. Cagsil profile image83
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    Oh, that was too funny.

    lol lol lol lol lol
    lol lol lol lol lol

  29. Money Glitch profile image88
    Money Glitchposted 6 years ago

    Now that is the best one yet.  I can't stop laughing!  This man should become a stand-up comedian...

  30. Misha profile image75
    Mishaposted 6 years ago

    Thanks Suz smile

  31. Zsuzsy Bee profile image86
    Zsuzsy Beeposted 6 years ago

    Glad I was able to help with a gloomy Monday...

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    Crazdwriterposted 6 years ago

    Hey ZB I read it to my husband and he got a kick out of it too. I'm gonna have to remember this one lol

  33. wyanjen profile image85
    wyanjenposted 6 years ago


    If I was drinking milk, it would have come out of my nose.

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    pinkyleeposted 6 years ago

    lmfao thats awesome