It's not a matter of where Waldo is, but where Waldow isn't. Waldow is everywhere; everywhere you go, everything you see, everytime you turn around and think you saw something out of the corner of your eye - that's where Waldow is.
I'm with you there, Lyrics. "Where's Waldo" was always the book I reached for at the doctor's office as a kid. Never could find him and he always meant some nasty medicine or a shot. Damn Waldo, I hate him.