I'll start: Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.
MAMA - do I have to sleep in your bed again - I am 54 now
Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.(That's my favorite because I got hit by a parked truck, but I get really good grades.)
MAMA can I soon go on solids - I am 52 now
Yo mama is like a chicken coop, s fly in and out all day.
Mammy are you sure we should be doing this?
MA - can I go and play with someone else now I am 33
Yo mama is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges.
Yo mama is so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama is like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama is like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.
Yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!(its been fun but I gotta get back to work)
Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.Have a good day.
Dad... DAD.... The Dog's thrown up and Mum's getting all the big bits!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
by mayhmong7 years ago
Yo mama jokeathon! THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANYONES MAMA AND MAY NOT BE USED AS FOUL PLAY OR BLAMING OTHERS MAMA UNLESS THEY REALLY DESERVED ITNot really in a good mood now. No it was not my mamas fault for me...
by R.S. Hutchinson5 years ago
Post it.Yo mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.
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