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Momma Jokes!!! (all in fun)

  1. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    I'll start:


                  Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.

  2. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    MAMA - do I have to sleep in your bed again - I am 54 now smile

  3. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

    1. mod2vint profile image67
      mod2vintposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      eweeeeee!

  4. Faybe Bay profile image85
    Faybe Bayposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

    (That's my favorite because I got hit by a parked truck, but I get really good grades.) smile

  5. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    MAMA can I soon go on solids - I am 52 now smile

    1. Hokey profile image59
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yo mama is like a chicken coop,     s fly in and out all day.

  6. Alota profile image61
    Alotaposted 7 years ago

    Mammy are you sure we should be doing this?

  7. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 7 years ago

    MA - can I go and play with someone else now I am 33 smile

  8. mod2vint profile image67
    mod2vintposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

  9. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.

  10. mod2vint profile image67
    mod2vintposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1!

  11. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

  12. mod2vint profile image67
    mod2vintposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

  13. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges.

  14. mod2vint profile image67
    mod2vintposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is so nasty she made right guard turn left.

  15. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

  16. mod2vint profile image67
    mod2vintposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

  17. Hokey profile image59
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.

  18. mod2vint profile image67
    mod2vintposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

    (its been fun but I gotta get back to work)

    1. Hokey profile image59
      Hokeyposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.

      Have a good day.

  19. Pearldiver profile image88
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    Dad... DAD.... The Dog's thrown up and Mum's getting all the big bits! sad

  20. profile image0
    LegendaryHeroposted 7 years ago

    Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

 
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