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The Funniest Poem Ever Written

  1. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    Each person must write a line of funny poetry and lets see how funny it can get, now watch the story unfold before your eyes lol
    this is just a bit of harmless fun so enjoy yourselves!!!!

    The crazy kids are at it again!!!!!!!!!!

  2. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    I woke up feeling rather sad

  3. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    It was not me who made you mad

  4. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    I pulled my wooden leg on tight,

    1. calpol25 profile image78
      calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      and then i turned back on the light

  5. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    I grabbed my teeth from beside the bed,

    http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l200/MzFireKatt/The%20POND/dentures.gif

    1. calpol25 profile image78
      calpol25posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      and secured my wig upon my head

  6. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    covered the hump upon my back

    1. blondepoet profile image79
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And saddled up "Big Ben" my yak.
      http://s4.hubimg.com/u/1012639_f248.jpg

  7. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    it was then that I had discovered

    1. blondepoet profile image79
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That my husband Bill had been suspiciously smothered.

  8. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Maybe I shouldn't have removed my bra

  9. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    and then i nearly went to far

  10. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    I started streaking up the street,

  11. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    and nearly fell over me two left feet

  12. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    upon this day that came to pass

    1. blondepoet profile image79
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I was booked in hospital for a silicone ass.

  13. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    My left cheak and my right cheak seen

  14. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    I polished them up and made them clean

  15. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    The doctor he gave two thumbs up

    1. blondepoet profile image79
      blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      And gave me "Bob" his newborn pup.

  16. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    He barked and barked so very loud

  17. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    Before long it drew a crowd

  18. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    And then I saw him standing there,

  19. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    With one shoe on, all else was bare

  20. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    Her drawers fell off and we did laugh

  21. calpol25 profile image78
    calpol25posted 7 years ago

    Some one took a photograph

  22. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    In this picture we did see

    1. QuirkyPearl profile image61
      QuirkyPearlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      you and her and him and me

  23. Hokey profile image60
    Hokeyposted 7 years ago

    The four of us we can do

    1. QuirkyPearl profile image61
      QuirkyPearlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      magic, magic, we can do magic

  24. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    and you my dear, are a really rad chic!

  25. TheGlassSpider profile image80
    TheGlassSpiderposted 7 years ago

    And so we gathered in a circle
    Decided that some good hard work'll
    Open a rift in the universe...
    Little did we know we'd make it worse

  26. blondepoet profile image79
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    So Cal's blowup doll thus met mine,
    Their plastic arms they did entwine,
    And as they went to passionately kiss,
    I stepped on one and heard a hiss.

  27. TheGlassSpider profile image80
    TheGlassSpiderposted 7 years ago

    All I could do was stand and wait
    While Cal's blowup doll, it did deflate
    And my pretty doll - denied its beau
    Shed a single, lonely tear of woe

 
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