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My BUM has been exposed and I am humiliated

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    Yes.  It doesn't matter how often I am in hospital, I continually somehow forget the beautiful back (never working) ties on their blue gowns DON'T WORK!

    And I love, inevitably, the nurses will always be right back in a second with another to use as a robe, therefore giving you some comport and some dignity.

    They never return.  Ever.  To top this situation off, they keep their comfortable blue *apparel* now locked up.

    I gave up.  As did many others I noticed.  The ties never ever ever work at the back so slowly we all got tired of holding or trying to hold our backs closed and just let go.

    Frustration has taught me, it drives a situation to a means of a solution of giving in.

    My point, my BUM.

    I shared with the other patients, free option of, BUM exposure.

    My point, my 43 year old ass has been exposed and while at the time, seemed appropriate, I am now mortified my BUM has no doubt been judged and viewed by far too many.

    I will seek help for this post traumatic stress and hopefully can move passed this and accept I just had no choice at the time.

    A good lesson, I however learned was we need not wear bra's.  I cannot bring myself though to exposing a breast, either one.  I will stay covered but loose, shall we say.  I will share with you once you go with a free rack, there's just no going back.

    For some, ones BUM, looks dumb, not fun, verdict; no option for none, OK, I,m done big_smile

    Glad to be back, will be a little slow at work for now so please forgive me at my current pace.

    Thank you so much everyone, your, well, from my heart, pure wankers.

    I am so lucky.

    Is this turning into a hub?

    Then thumbs up I say.
    And coming home you've made my day big_smile

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      china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Welcome back you bum !  big_smile

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        good one ass big_smile *kiss*
        So good to se you
        big_smile

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          china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yeah - glad you are back, and hope you recover quick x

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            lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            another Smooch is warranted here

            Thanks buddy, getting stronger by the day big_smile

    2. Hokey profile image60
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I like your BUM!!  wink

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        BUMS up!!!!!!

        hey wait, how did you see my bum, that video is over 10 years old, is it still on youporn? Damn.

        Much different now, I say

        Hello Hokey and thank you

        1. Hokey profile image60
          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I have pictures!! big_smile  wink  tongue

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            lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Lair not cool

            Hokey, lying is not of Buddhist practice.

            No one has pictures of my bum with the exception of phone photo's of group bum shots from ward 4E

            Trust me can't know which is real there either big_smile

            So glad to see you are healing well, nothing makes me happier.  Keep laughing.  Tis most healing

            smile

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    Justine76posted 6 years ago

    could be worse, you could have balls....

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    Justine76posted 6 years ago

    welcome back, I hope your feeling better.

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    LMAO NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT, thanks love

    btw, do you know any good bum exercises, I have sinced learned this is becomming very necessary for me

    Thanks Justine big_smile

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ok, the guy i sway funny, but this workout seriously works. I have teh  arms, abs, buns and thighs. They coem wiht additional workouts, liek 5 minute areobics. I HATE areobics, but when I fist got hese, I did the 5 minutes as warm up, the buns and abs one day and the legs and arms the next. its like, 2o minutes aday if you do it that way..In one week I lost 5 pounds!! Also, belly dancing is great for your tush.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnBhn7YSsnM

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        you rock, however seems i am unable to laugh my ass off lol lol

        Thanks Babe

  5. thisisoli profile image62
    thisisoliposted 6 years ago

    Welcome back!

    The NHS gives us a dressing gown as well as a surgical gown so tehat when you are not going in for surgery you can cover your backside tongue

    I hope everything went okay though!

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Great to see you Oli, and just knowing I shall never where blue again, unless of course it has secure bum coverings

      God to see your smile big_smile

    2. Pandoras Box profile image83
      Pandoras Boxposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Another good argument for national health care!

      Hope you're okay Lyrics.

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        sweat pea I am now, thank you *hugs* big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    Anyone else care to share a bum bum story so I don't feel so alone? lol

    1. thisisoli profile image62
      thisisoliposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I have just had a hemorrhoidectomy, which went a little wrong, nothing like sh*tting two pints of partially clotted blood all over the floor to scare the hell outta you!

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oli I'm so sorry BUT I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AND TRYING TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF

        Good times I say

        your still CRACKING me up

        lol

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      My bum has stayed nicely covered. But I have a good accidental umm...topless story

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        gotta tell please? lol

  7. thisisoli profile image62
    thisisoliposted 6 years ago

    If it makes you feel any better I have seent eh videos on youtube and your bum looks fine, the joy of camera phones tongue

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Your CRACKING me up *pun intended*

      Glad you liked the videos, I feel so much more secure now

      yikes

      1. Faybe Bay profile image84
        Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        We Missed You ! Ugh, I still haven't learned to do bells and whistles!

        Welcome Back Lyrics!

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Okay here is the biggest hug, bum and all just to see you again
          )))))))))))))))Bum Hug ((((((((((((((((
          kissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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    sophsposted 6 years ago

    Woooooo, she's back!! Welcome back Lyrics! Nice to see you, hope you're well smile

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      thanks gorgeous, so good to see you

      Have you exposed your bum or is that a private affair?

      big_smile

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        sophsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Not since I was 7! Ha, unfortunately there is picture evidence which my Mother feels the need to show everybody who goes within ten feet of the photo album!
        We were on holiday, everywhere is very tanned but the bum is lily-white! Ha! yikes
        Never agaaaaiinnn!! lol big_smile

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol

  9. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 6 years ago

    Welcome back, bum and all smile

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Thank you my friend for respecting my bum too, it needs all the reassurance it (they?) can get

      So good to see you  *kiss*

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    Which is more politically correct?
    Ass?
    Bum?
    Booty?
    Hiney?
    Behind?
    Love Grips?
    Poo Place?
    Twin Fat?
    Fat Ass?
    No Ass?
    Need Ass?

    or

    I'm still Jenny, Jenny from the block, I use to have a little, now I have a lot?

    Does anyone know?

    1. brianzen profile image60
      brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Cheeky monkey.

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol

        That's what it certainly felt like,

        But I swear without the hair.

        Good to see you big_smile

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    Lecieposted 6 years ago

    i had x-rays taken on wednesday. i was given a small paper top that must have been child size. it didn't eve cover me halfway. i was hanging out and my face was beat red the whole time. the tech. refused to give me a gown or bigger top because he was in a hurry to finish the x-rays. i feel your humiliation. especially since the tech. had to pose me for the x-rays. he was so close to me that i know he was aware of my red face and discomfort. you really should turn this into a hub.

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      OMG see what I mean, I mean is cut backs necessary to this point?

      I figure soon we'll just be expected to wear whatever magazine we're reading in the waiting room at the time before our appointment.

      So good to see you girl, thanks

      Paper Pain Poor Patient.  geez.

    2. thisisoli profile image62
      thisisoliposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hehe when he was posing you are you sure it was x-rays he was taking? tongue

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        yikes

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey Oli, have you ever worked in nuclear imaging?  Just a little curious, we'll say?

        1. thisisoli profile image62
          thisisoliposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          No, I just visit the sites when i'm feeling lonely tongue

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            lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            lol lol lol

            do you mean my bum is the last resort in your boredom for you?

            Bummed sad

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              lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Oh lonely, my security is returning, btw cause I just know you must have this information, my ass is so white we used it as a spotlight after lights out


              Not; must include ass when using tanning beds, in case of future exposure.

  12. Faybe Bay profile image84
    Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago

    I know it doesn't exactly fit, but Ya know, Welcome Back

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HsDo_zUcXU

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      hold on going to watch it now AND IM SITTING ON MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COVERED RESPECTFULLY

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    sophsposted 6 years ago

    I'm still Jenny, Jenny from the block, I use to have a little, now I have a lot?

    Ahaha! I like this smile

    (How do you do that laughing face)?

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      : lol : without spaces

      lol

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        sophsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Haha
        lol
        Thankyooooouuuuuu smile

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          : cool :  no spaces

          cool

          : rolleyes :  no spaces

          cool

          roll

          : mad : no spaces

          Not doing that one, too happy to be free big_smile

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            sophsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Haha, thanks Lyrics
            cool

  14. Pandoras Box profile image83
    Pandoras Boxposted 6 years ago

    Did you see Earnest's latest hub? You might appreciate it. It's all about "Does my bum look big in this outfit?"..

    Sorry, couldn't resist. wink

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I will definitely make time to do so today, thanks for the heads up, out of the loop and a bit up to my ass in stuff here, bummer smile

      1. Pandoras Box profile image83
        Pandoras Boxposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It was ironic. I wouldn't have brought it up but just read it this morning.

        Anyway, whatever it was, I hope you're feeling better, and don't sweat it. Probably gave someone a thrill.

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Girlfriend, this I now for fact, it did not.  I am coming to terms with this lol

  15. Faybe Bay profile image84
    Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago

    This would be all of us YESTERDAY! Of course you couldn't know how much we were missing you unless we told you!

    You don't have to watch, it's just the Lyrics on the page. We Were OFfICIALLY MISSING YOU, and your Bum too


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTo8o6mNe6o

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      OMG FAYBE, I love that song, bookmarked it, sang along with the lyrics, shed a tear, but best of all, stood up danced along and shook my ass.

      That was really beautiful, you are always so thoughful, think I'm going to listen again, beautiful voice, my god.

      1. Faybe Bay profile image84
        Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Took me awhile to find something appropriate. Thank C. for us, keeping us posted... That was great!

        Greater to have you back!

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          He's pretty cool and didn't know he did it, I will find that forum soon so I may thank so many caring people.  Blows my mind

          Hey Faybe thank you so much for supporting my very nervous friend Getmyback.  It meant so much to her

          Faybe, help, I'm getting gushier by the minute yikes

  16. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    Well my dear welcome back I hope all is well. You might want to rethink the humiliation thing, you have been to the only place where it is permissible to “Show Your Ass.”

    If you had been in a health spa or luxury hotel and exhibited a “showing your ass” behavior you could have been admonished and shunned. If you were in a restaurant or lounge you could have been arrested.

    Now there are places were sometimes “showing your ass” is acceptable, depending upon how it is done. For example here in sunny Florida it becomes a common occurrence in Redneck culture. The behavior is often observed on boats and beaches, bars and cars, but only some of which place one subject to arrest. Fortunately we have a forgiving bail structure.  Then there is the inimitable redneck’s last words, typically uttered while showing said Ass, “Hey Ya’ll watch this”

    So perhaps you should look on the bright side, if when “showing your ass” it was judged while in hospital I’m sure any such judgments were favorable, as they usually are for those wearing Johnny Coats, unless said ass is leaking or diapered.

    Again welcome back

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

      Thank you my good friend, your no less than hilarious

      and actually I am feeling less humiliated

      but strangely more eager to take my jeans off and hub..............

      *kiss*

      big_smile

      1. readytoescape profile image60
        readytoescapeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Now that sounds exciting! Turn on the web cam and remember to yell "hey ya'll watch this"

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Oh, ok, thanks, wouldn't have known

          suspect I'll boogie a bit as well

          I'm CRACKING myself up again  lol

          (((((searches for 3D webcam anxiously)))))))

          wink

  17. skyfire profile image70
    skyfireposted 6 years ago

    All i can say is welcome back lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks Sky, I know much too much Bum threaded here

      So good to see you big_smile

  18. emievil profile image84
    emievilposted 6 years ago

    Sorry no BUM to share big_smile. Welcome back Kim. Good to see that you're okay.

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks so much your always such a big support, bum or not to share, I don't care big_smile
      Thank you big_smile

  19. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    Heres some ( ! ) music to dance too


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      hold, commencing youtube sight.

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ready, you better escape,
      Just pissed my pants
      OMG haven't laughed that hard for awhile

      (((not admitting to full out bad dancing while having played it twice to improve booty shake))))

      Thank you mate, that was great lol

  20. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 6 years ago

    All tomfoolery and butt jokes aside its time for
    some ( ! )kissing.

    Its good to have you back!

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ready, so good to be back

      speaking of back, the kissing?

      1. readytoescape profile image60
        readytoescapeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Not unlike Harry Connick Jr.’s character in ‘Independence Day’:

        “ I LIKE THE ONE-KNEE APPROACH.. BECAUSE IT PUTS THE BOOTIE, LIKE, RIGHT IN FRONT”

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol

          I love HCJ too lol

  21. waynet profile image45
    waynetposted 6 years ago

    Could have been a hairy old arse with cornflakes and fluff in the crack...just like mine!!

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      True indeed

      you impress me W

      Kind of you to share that,

      Would you excuse me just for a moment I have to .............

  22. waynet profile image45
    waynetposted 6 years ago

    Welcome back by the way, place has been quiet-ish without you!!

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      and my ass you forgot....geez.

      1. waynet profile image45
        waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ...oh and welcome back to your ass too!!

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          thank you for CRACKING me up as always *kiss*

  23. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago

    Welcome back Lyrics!!  Glad to see you here and laughing.

    If we're sending out bum stories... here's one where I bared a lot more than just the hindquarters.  (Oh dear... I actually can't believe I'm about to share this... Do we have an "em-bare-a**ed" smiley?)

    We have a beautiful open, many-windowed sunroom on the front of our house.  Now, we live back in the woods, off the main road, so privacy is not usually a concern.  We do however share our driveway w/ one neighbor.

    When we first moved in, we were having people over, and I was all nervous and running around trying to get ready.  I didn't realize how HOT the sunroom got if it was shut up, and that was where we had planned to have all the food and stuff. Just before taking my shower, I opened the door and was greeted by a waft of humid, heavy hot air.  I opened all the windows, and resolved to grab the box fan to get the air moving.  I forgot, and got into the shower.

    I got out of the shower, dried off, dropped my towel in the laundry, and realized that I hadn't put on that darn fan.  So, knowing we were on a private drive, I figured I'd just grab the fan and turn it on real quick... nakedness be dam*ed.  When I got to the sunroom, I realized that the only outlet was inside the house and that the only way I could reach it was to run the cord through an interior window and have the fan hung off a hook in the wall.

    So, this scenario leaves me in this position...

    Naked. Standing on a chair. Holding a box fan over my head.  In a room full of windows.

    This, of course, is the very moment that my new neighbors (who I have not yet met) choose to drive by. 

    For lack of any other solution... I put on my friendliest smile, hung up the fan and waved.  yikes

    We've never discussed this moment...

    lol

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol that was fucking funny I'm sorry, that is for sure something I would do without doubt, you are hilarious

      But be proud at your juggling capabilities to fix what most think only men can.  Blessed we have no testicles

      Your the best

      lol

      1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
        ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        No need to apologize... if I couldn't laugh at myself, I'd have a very boring and sad little life. lol I'm a total clutz and always find myself in the strangest of situations!

        And, yes, I am quite thankful for my lack of testicles... although I do have balls! lol

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          lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Now that was perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! big_smile

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    Poppa Bluesposted 6 years ago

    Good to see you back Kim! xOx

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ah Poppa thanks, so so good to see you.

  25. Faybe Bay profile image84
    Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago

    Okay, I've never seen this, but you might like it. Modern Birth.




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnZxrxe1ji8

  26. Mike Lickteig profile image87
    Mike Lickteigposted 6 years ago

    Welcome back, Kim.  Remember me?

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Mike thank you and you are one person, trust me I could never not remember, truthfully

      SO SO SO SO SO good to see you big_smile

      Hope you are well

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    Do you all think Paris Hilton has a nice Bum?

    Just pondering this  hmmm.......

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Don't know... I'm too distracted by her annoying face. tongue

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        and ever changing *thats so hot*

        1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
          ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          **shudders**

    2. waynet profile image45
      waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'm sure her bum is better than her acting!! actually I'd pay to see that!

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol pee.

    3. Faybe Bay profile image84
      Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Not that I was peaking or anything, but nowhere near as nice as your dear. lol

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        keep loving you more by the minute  lol

        1. Faybe Bay profile image84
          Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I missed you so much. I wish you could know, I was just crushed.

          In your absence I have been steadfastly trying to prevent people from "Leaving" Haunting the forums as they say, hoping for word. I have sort of gotten known for it. Mostly I was just hoping for word. Then it became a cause.

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            lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Bless you Faybe, your a rare one indeed. big_smile

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    Help me understand why JLO bum is so famous?  It's pretty big, not that I'm jealous or anything.. hmm:

    1. waynet profile image45
      waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'm it's cos her arse has been around the block a bit....lots of blokes have slapped her cheeks I reckon!! and I aint one of them boo hoo!

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Ah I get it

        Most likely she has been blessed with many at once, blessed with that bum and all

        hmmmmmmm..............

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        she use to have a little now she's got a lot but she's still ....................

  29. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago

    So, since we're on the topic... who does have the nicest celebrity bum? (male or female since its an asexual part...)

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I vote Will Smith and Billy Bob Thorton, however I have seen neither but do have my .............

  30. Dale Mazurek profile image56
    Dale Mazurekposted 6 years ago

    So nice to have you back brightening up the forums.

    Your profile picture is beautiful and I bet you have the bum to go with it so nothing to be embarressed about.

    Either way it doesnt matter.  Its just great to see you back

    Cheers

    Dale

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Dale it's so awesome to see you, and btw, I have been reading posts and I am trying to cope with being second to your wife

      you know what

      still smiling ear to ear

      *kiss*

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    Bums are fun!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Faybe Bay profile image84
      Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yes Bums are fun, unless you're bit in yours.

      Animaniacs:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQw1EQ10g_M

    2. Faybe Bay profile image84
      Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I know you must be tired, We will be here when you are ready to talk some more.

      ((HUGS))

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        lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Thanks Fabe but I must announced I worked on a hub all morning and Im publishing now

        It is a continuation in the celebration of our male hubbers

        and to get dates

        stand by

        the results are in....................

        1. Faybe Bay profile image84
          Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Okay, and while you were doing that I have been researching bums. Here you go, have to get this one to Earnest!

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkqcF335tqY

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            lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            will do for sure - going to lye down just for a short while



            Love you

            wankers

            witty
            artists
            notwithout
            kindness
            exceeding
            respect
            souls of gold

  32. donotfear profile image91
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    I'm glad you're back Kimberly.  Even a hospital visit can turn into a learning experience!

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol
      lol
      lol
      lol
      lol

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    Poppa Bluesposted 6 years ago

    By the way Kim, would you mind showing us what so many strangers got to see? wink big_smile

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      oh ya

      one second

      no shyness left in this ass modeling for the geriatrics especially hmm:

  34. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Yayyy...Kimberleees baaack! smile smile

    A great big welcome back and a great big hug from me2U. I've been thinking about you virtually every day since you (temporarily) abandoned us.  It just wasn't the same here without ya.

    Don't worry about yer toosh, girl.  We've all got one, obviously.  Don't tell me you never pulled a 'mooner' in your rebellious youth?   

    However, some bums are best left unseen.  Like the middle-aged folks that inhabit nudist camps (not that I have any first-hand knowledge, mind you...).

    The only bum story I have is a family photo album which contains an 'exposure' my dad snapped after my brother and I got out of the bath.  We must have been..oh..1 or 2 yrs. old. Only our bums are in view, although if one looked a bit closer, you might have seen a bit of my little weenie.  An innocent photo in those days.  Nowadays you'd probably be considered a perv, and locked up for it.

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    Crazdwriterposted 6 years ago

    Lyrics is that really you? YAY YAY YAY!!! You're back! Oh I have missed you and tons others have too *HUGS*

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Girls lets get crazy,I've already been certified on paper.  Damn, good to see your face-love pic

      what's the scoop

      Ive been reading, up on a few things

      my my

      looks like its you and I

      Love ya

      big_smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 6 years ago

    yea I hate the doctors too lol still have to make an appointment with the OB/GYN ppl to figure out what the hell is inside of me...I just want it out but at least my mom confirmed for me that it isn't an ectopic pregnancy...she had one and since I started the rag it isn't big_smile phew one relief lol


    how r u feeling now lyrics?

  37. Faybe Bay profile image84
    Faybe Bayposted 6 years ago

    That is a relief. Sometimes the ovary gets inflamed before you start, weeks even. That might have something to do with all of this.

  38. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    my son at age 4 had his favorite  - buttwig - is what he called bad people - buttwigs!

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      lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      sorry did you say slutcigs? I can't quite hear ya man.

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        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        mutt-chigs?

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    lyricsingrayposted 6 years ago

    No Doubt

    Crazd, If you could feel the good vibes I'm sending your way, youd feel better

    hey, why hasn't google allowed feelings to be posted yet.  I am very confused

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    pinkyleeposted 6 years ago

    YAY!! My favorite retard is back!!! glad you brought your ass with ya too! lol Seriously I am glad you are back you were defiantly missed around here! **HUGS**

  41. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago

    Oh dear! all this randomly phrased non-sensical profanity and butt talk!  Whatever is this world coming to.  roll

    Hi Mega!
    Hi Pinky!

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      pinkyleeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hey TS! How are you?

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Glad to see you back girl. the hospital is no place for privacy, rest or pride. I have been exposed in many ways there myself, balls and all. I just don't care anymore.

 
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