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Hokeys Hangout!!

  1. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    Anyone welcome. A place to hang out so I dont hijack other peoples threads. lol  Not that I would ever do that. Please no God talk here. Getting really old. Anything else is fine. Namaste.

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi Hokey smile

      1. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey you!  smile

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You're not on FB anymore, I've been waiting for you lol

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        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I am still on there. Just offline. wink

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          Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Hiding from your stalker, I see tongue

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            Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Yup!   wink

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              Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              How rude! tongue

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                Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Were you talking about you? I wasn't! There are like 7 stalkers!  neutral

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                  Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  c'mon, you have more stalkers then that!!!!

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                  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I thought I was a special stalker though? sad

                  1. Hokey profile image61
                    Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    You are not considered a stalker. You take it to a whole new level!  big_smile

                3. myownworld profile image78
                  myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  what, only 7??  yikes
                  oh how disappointing! wink

                  1. Hokey profile image61
                    Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I might have forgotten the 2
                                                .
                                                  .
                                                    7 stalkers!   big_smile

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this
  2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    Thanks Hokey.

    Satan talk is OK?

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      If that is what you prefer!  lol

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        Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        http://catholic-resources.org/Millennium/ApocFilm90s/Southpark_files/image003.jpg

        Cool!

        Sorry about the Jesus pic.  I tried to photoshop it out.

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          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol

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          Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol Ron, your too funny!!

        3. myownworld profile image78
          myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          you're going to curse us all to hell!!! oh my.. yikes

          1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
            Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            As long as all of you are there with me, I'm ok with it. smile

            1. myownworld profile image78
              myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              big_smile hey you can count on us any time....

              I bet hell will be pure heaven!

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    myownworldposted 6 years ago

    oooh... sinful!!! big_smile

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Welcome!   smile

  4. shazwellyn profile image83
    shazwellynposted 6 years ago

    Is this your little love nest Hokey? *looking for mega* hehehe

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      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I guess it is now that you are here! tongue

      1. shazwellyn profile image83
        shazwellynposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        share the looooooooooooove hokey! hehehe

        1. Hokey profile image61
          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Love should alwyas be shared!!!!!   tongue

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            shazwellynposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            spread it honey!  The love that is!

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    Justine76posted 6 years ago

    this is all so...hokey  smile

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      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Fun isn't it?  smile

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      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Nice one, Justine...lol

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    SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago

    Are swampdonkeys allowed?

    1. myownworld profile image78
      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ofcourse... they're like a fresh breath of air! wink

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol  lol you guys have no idea how funny that is relating to where Im from...really....

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          myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          what swampdonkeys or fresh air?

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            Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            HAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            I meant swampdonkeys, but now that you mention it...

            I live in a messed up angry place..

            1. Hokey profile image61
              Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I know what you mean!  lol

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      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yup! Everybody is welcome!  smile

    3. shazwellyn profile image83
      shazwellynposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Bring your friends swamp!

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    sophsposted 6 years ago

    Heeeyyy Hokey! Hi everyoonneee! smile (I'm waving) big_smile

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      waving back!!

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        Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        http://www.animationplayhouse.com/alien_man.gif

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          Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          hehehehehehheeeeeeeee

          ABDUCT ME PLEASE!!!!

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            Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I'll gladly abduct you!

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              Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              smile

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      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi sophs!    big_smile

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    SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago

    Are you making fun of me?

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      nope. not at all!!
      its funny how different things mean different thigns in different places. thats all I mean, anyway.

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        SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Ok. Thats cool.

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          Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          wink I dont make fun of peopel, I say things assbackwards sometimes, but I dont mean anything mean. Trust me, If I meant something mean...you would KNOW it.

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            SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Ok. I believe you. I like it here.

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              Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              cool man, cool.

            2. myownworld profile image78
              myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              oh, we can get intimidating sometimes, but all the people in this thread are cool, so relax...smile

              just stay away from the religious ones!! now that's where it gets real ugly....!

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                Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                nooo..... God's peopel only "love"...  lol

                oops, was that out loud?

              2. Hokey profile image61
                Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Yes! Please be careful in the religious mine fields!  lol

              3. skyfire profile image71
                skyfireposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                ah this looks like hangout word...

                1. myownworld profile image78
                  myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  big_smile shhh..don't give away all our secrets in one thread!!
                  It's all about appearances here, don't you know? wink

                  (lol @ justine!)

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      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      no, we're just showing true colors!! big_smile

  9. skyfire profile image71
    skyfireposted 6 years ago

    ah thanks,Clean air here..

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Your welcome!

    2. shazwellyn profile image83
      shazwellynposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      not for long! hahaha

      1. skyfire profile image71
        skyfireposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile

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          shazwellynposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Hokey's love parlour is a hormonal haven!  lol

  10. donotfear profile image90
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    HI Hokey! Glad you started a thread like this. Now all your stalkers and admirers can congregate socially to compare notes. Just don't tell em all about 'us'.
    tongue

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Thats exactly what I was thinking! lol

  11. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 6 years ago

    HI EVERYBODY !

    1. donotfear profile image90
      donotfearposted 6 years ago in reply to this


      Tantrum: I like your smiley playing weights with the rose! Where'd you get it?

    2. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Are you trying to give me a rose? wink

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I though it was clear.
        It says EVERYBODY ! lol
        For you I have another thing ! big_smile

        1. Hokey profile image61
          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          When can I have it?   tongue

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            tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Sometime ! big_smile

            1. Hokey profile image61
              Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              How about anytime I want?  tongue

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                tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Yoi're not in a position to choose. You'll get it when you deserve it !

                1. Hokey profile image61
                  Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I always deserve it! big_smile

                  1. tantrum profile image60
                    tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Sorry! But you don't. Not yet ! big_smile

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            SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Wow Hokey! You have all the ladies after you. Will you teach me?

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    figmentposted 6 years ago

    Hi Hokey

    big_smile

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi figment!!!   big_smile

      1. shazwellyn profile image83
        shazwellynposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hokey... the love is rising babes... like the sap of the trees and the wind in my hair - hide out at hokey's, if you dare! big_smile

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          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          That's awesome. I am glad you are at the hangout! big_smile

          1. shazwellyn profile image83
            shazwellynposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            *raises a glass*

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              SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Can I have a glass too?

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                Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Ive got one for you, what do you want to drink?

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                  SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I like vodka. That is what we drink in the swamp.

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                    Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    for real. half my property is a swamp.. Ive got vodka. Ill save some for you.

                  2. Hokey profile image61
                    Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    lol lol lol

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    SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago

    Who is this Hokey guy?

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      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      And who's this donkey ? hmm

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        SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hello mam. I am the swampdonkey! Nice to meet you.

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          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Ha ha.!!I'm not so sure you're a donkey ! You sound familiar ! lol

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            SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Have we met before?

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              tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              roll

              big_smile

              lol
              I'm sure you know the answer.

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                SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I dont think that I know you.

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                  tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Well, you sound just as someone I know. The difference is that he wasn't a donkey ! lol

                  1. Hokey profile image61
                    Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Who is it?

            2. Hokey profile image61
              Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Who are you?

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            Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            yup.  wink

  14. shazwellyn profile image83
    shazwellynposted 6 years ago

    I have a NEWSFLASH for you...

    A farmer in the UK has successfully grown a field of vibrators.  Unfortunately, he now has a problem with squatters! big_smile

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      gosh darn it shaz, you keep making beer come out my nose!!!!!

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        Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        oh, perhaps Ill move to the UK?   lol

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    maybe we could use a hubpages dictionary?  I need some definitions for:

    stalking and stalkers - I thought I knew but it seems on HP this is something kinda different

    swampdonkey - what IS a swampdonkey?  is the word a euphemism for something and I should know it but I don't?



    and also, did you get tired of the tribe, hokey?  already?

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      Justine76posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … amp+donkey

      stalking/stalkers = followers/fans (I think?)

      and dont be so sensative mega.  smile nobody gets tired of the tribe.

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        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        so stalkers on hp are a good thing?

        and swampdonkeys have faces like ugly bees' nests?  oooh.  are there male swampdonkeys? 

        that's a cool dictionary

        and I know you don't get tired of the tribe, justine, but I was asking hokey - cuz even I get tired of the tribe sometimes - but nevermind, it was just one of those "look at me" questions!


        big_smile:  I think I am coming down from yesterday's manic binge.  need some b vitamins

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          SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I will hang out with you.

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            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            'k

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      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi mega1. No. Just alternating between writing and this. Was hoping you would stop by. big_smile

  16. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    if I started a hangout for us bipolar people, would that be just too weird?  sometimes all action, sometimes nothing I guess.  might be fun . . .

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You never did tell who you were in love with. yikes

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        oh, I thought you already knew!

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          We all know !  big_smile

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          SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Is it Hokey?

          1. mega1 profile image80
            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            of course! so far . . . but I may be falling in love with a couple other hubbers too! cyberlove don't haveta be monogamy, right?

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              SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              How come you don't post your picture?

              1. mega1 profile image80
                mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                because I really do look like a swampdonkey!  and it distracts the other hubbers

              2. mega1 profile image80
                mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                so, why don't you post your pic SwampDonk?

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                  SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  If you post yours I will post mine.

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                    mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    sorry no can do

            2. Hokey profile image61
              Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              For real? How come? Blushing

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                mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                because, like you say, you DESERVE it!

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    don't get me wrong, I haven't forgotten Denno either, but you know, short liddle span of attentiona and all

  18. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 6 years ago

    It seems Hokey & mega will play together a lot !


    http://
    planetsmilies.net

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I just watched the video with you as the bartender. smile

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Would you like a drink ? big_smile

        1. Hokey profile image61
          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Hell yeah! That was awesome. I forgot you sent it to me. I was deleting e-mails when I saw it.

          1. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            You never pay attention to what I send you ! lol
            and I'm waiting for your message on FB now ! big_smile

      2. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        where did you see that?  I wanna see it

    2. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      gee, tantrum, I hope you're not jealous!

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I could never be jealous of a birdy !! lol

        (just kidding:) )

      2. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        tantrum doesn't get jealous.

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          HOW DO YOU KNOW !!  mad


          lol lol

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    whoa!

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Don't be scared. It's ok! yikes

                            smile

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    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    I am sitting in this hallway again

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    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    and I am all by myself

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    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    Trying to learn how to be happy

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You sure know how to !

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    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    with nothing else

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    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    Playing guitar again

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    tantrumposted 6 years ago

    The three of us have a score of 90 at the moment ! big_smile

    1. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      three of who?

      1. tantrum profile image60
        tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        you, me and mega

        1. Hokey profile image61
          Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Thats cool

  26. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    outside the same old coffee shop

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    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    and I'm wondering when

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    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    the other shoes gonna drop

  29. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    Good morning!!!! What's swinging??

    http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy65/amyjayne10/Funny/9a149331.gif

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    awareposted 6 years ago

    hi

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      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi Aware!!! smile smile

    2. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi there !!

    3. Hokey profile image61
      Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hello.

  31. aware profile image69
    awareposted 6 years ago

    cool dog video

  32. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

    Soloman thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno, Abe. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you, and if you die first, you come back and tell me, if there is basebal l in heaven."

    They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol...."

    Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

    "Yes it is Sol," whispers the spirit of Abe.

    Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"

    "Well," says Abe says, "I got good news and I got bad news."

    "Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

    Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."

    Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

    Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."

  33. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 6 years ago

    lol lol lol

    still...
    No proof big_smile

  34. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

    The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

  35. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 6 years ago

    lol lol lol

    Still big_smile

  36. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    What did the doctor say to the prostitute when she complained no hair would grow on her vagina?

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      What?

    2. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ?
      What

      1. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        did you ever see grass grow on a busy high way?

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol
          and all this doesn't prove you're not boring !

          Only that you could make a very good stand up comedian ! big_smile

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          Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol

  37. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    I give up..... sad

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Give up on what?

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        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        tantrum told me that I am boring?

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          Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Aww, well, maybe you two ought to spice things up in the bedroom a bit? lol

          (P.s. You and I ought to spice things up in the bedroom as well wink)

          1. Hokey profile image61
            Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Come on over! yikes   tongue   wink

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              Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              big_smile

              1. Hokey profile image61
                Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Are you here yet? wink

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                  Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Maybe this weekend tongue

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                    Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I better warm up! lol

          2. tantrum profile image60
            tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Oh !! you can spice whatever you want with Hokey !
            Be my guest ! big_smile

            1. Hokey profile image61
              Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Threesome! big_smile

              1. tantrum profile image60
                tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                No ! I pass lol

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                  Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Simply not allowed. hmm       You would be a wonderful addition to the team big_smile

                  1. tantrum profile image60
                    tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I'm nobody's addition ! mad

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                Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I pass too lol
                Let's just take turns, I'm not quite that adventurous tongue

                1. Hokey profile image61
                  Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Now I am just scared. hmm

                  1. tantrum profile image60
                    tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I knew you were boring ! hmm

                    lol

                2. Hokey profile image61
                  Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Where did you go?  yikes

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                    Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Me and Ohma are making a plan to take out Congress. If we get it done by supper, she's going to make a pie lol

    2. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ha Ha !!! Love you ! lol

      1. Hokey profile image61
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Just kidding! wink

        A blind man walks into a dinner and sits down at a booth. The Waiter walks up to his table.

        "What can I get you today?" says the Waiter.

        "I have a kind of strange request." says the blind man.

        "What’s that?" says the Waiter.

        "Can I have the unwashed fork of the person you waited on before me?" says the blind man.

        The waiter thinks for a minute.

        "Um ok" says the waiter.

        The Waiter brings the blind man the fork and the blind man slips it into his mouth. He sucks on it for a short time.

        "The meat loaf and mash potatoes are delicious I’ll have that" says the blind man.

        The waiter is grossed out but also impressed he was right about the dish. The blind man eats tips very well and leaves. The blind man comes back the next two days in a row with the same request and both times he was correct about the dish of the person before him. The next day when he arrives the Waiter notices him walking in.

        "Jenny, Jenny" the Waiter says flagging down a Waitress he works with.

        "This time I wanna have some fun with this fun. Here put this into your panties." He says as he hands Jenny a fork. Jenny giggles and does as he asked. He walks but to the table with the fork in hand ready for the blind mans daily request. The blind man as always asks for the fork of the person waited on before him. The Waiter hands him the fork fighting his laughter. The blind man pops in into his mouth.

        "hmmmmm." says the blind man sucking the fork for a short time

        "I had no idea Jenny worked here!"

        1. tantrum profile image60
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol lol lol lol

          that was hilarious !!!!

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          Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol

  38. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 6 years ago

    lol lol lol

  39. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    I must have scared them away........ hmm

    1. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It's that face ! lol

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      SwampDonkeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Who scared you away Hokey?

  40. earnestshub profile image89
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Hey Hokey! smile

  41. Hokey profile image61
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    and a 1.... and a 2.... and a 3........

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      Pani Midnyte Odinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      And a 4...

  42. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I have cheetos!

  43. Ohma profile image80
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    is that what it takes to get Hokeys attention? wink

  44. TheGlassSpider profile image80
    TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago

    Whoa! Hokey's offering rides? I don't wanna miss that! wink


    Hi there Ohma smile and everyone smile

  45. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    if he were here, but apparently no, he is off eating or something.  hopefully, not on some other site with his other harem!

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      "off eating or something" when he should be here eating off someone! LMAO!

  46. Ohma profile image80
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    Hi spider, Yes mega he is probably off spreading Hokeylove somewhere else.

    1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
      TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ehh, it seems to me that there must be quite a lot of Hokeylove to share. smile

      1. Ohma profile image80
        Ohmaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yes i believe he has a hard time with monogamy.

        1. TheGlassSpider profile image80
          TheGlassSpiderposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          It seems to be that way with men in general (or so I've heard), but apparently some of them are better about keeping it to a dull roar than others...hehehe

          1. Ohma profile image80
            Ohmaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            smile so true so sad but soooo true.

          2. donotfear profile image90
            donotfearposted 6 years ago in reply to this


            Hey Spider....sorry I missed ya! Been out & about. I see things have settled down here.

  47. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    if you can't beat em, join em - works for me!

  48. Ohma profile image80
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    Nope not me Only 1 for me. 30yrs later it works for us.

  49. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    that's great!  I'm talking about cyber-love here - I don't really have an opinion about the other kind - I think there are many ways to live, and many ways to love.

  50. Ohma profile image80
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    I just like to tease a little but I am too much of a prude to le it go to far.

 
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