Now, all of us are going to half to meet somewhere in the middle, you know. BP-Australia, Michael-Arkansas, lorlie6-Crazy ole California. Hmmm. I'd say we meet somewhere in Arizona where there's a lake. Is there such a place?
Tantrum, I think that depends on your definition of "redneck." Many in the South consider a redneck someone who's down to earth. Someone unpretentious who enjoys activities like sports, camping, fishing, hunting, horseback riding, and gardening. Someone who doesn't take himself too seriously. Most rednecks are conservatives or moderates. They're not limited to the South, either! The Midwest has loads of rednecks!
We are looking at a few properties in the foothills of the Ozarks. I have tons of family there, although I barely know them. We moved away when I was 3 and visited once when I was 12. I remember it as being pretty, like Oregon.
Tantrum, I'll give you my husband's definition of a redneck woman: A woman who will fish with him and get down and dirty cleaning the fish. Then she'll be able to make a delicious meal of fried fish, grits, slaw, and hushpuppies. This same woman should be able to to transition easily the next night, getting all dressed up to go out to a fancy party!
There is a shop in Gatlinburg, Tenn. which sells those type of signs. Can't remember the name though. I started to buy a street sign which said "Asshole Alley" and another one with "Cold Hearted Bitch Way" on it.
A shop called "The Acorn" may have been the one, if not, they can tell you which shop it was.
LMAO heck that happens to me all the time....Last time I went out something went wrong as I was half-way across the dam. I had to flip the seat and grab the oars, to row back to shore... Another humble experience amongst the shore-line crowd hahah.
actually, when I read the first post, before I figured out that you were kidding around, I thought - damn. could use a little paint, but how cool!!
Up here in Michigan we have our own Great Northern Rednecks. If it was a great lakes redneck house boat, it would be covered in mounted deer antlers and it would be painted camo. 'Cept not the regular green camo, no - the fluorescent hunter's orange camo.
sorry, I'm yawning my face off. You kids have fun - see you later
ok i know this will sound strange but that actually looks pretty cool!
i think if everyone lived on houseboats it would be a better world. if you don't like your neighbors you could just go set up shop somewhere else. plus you could just fish for catfish when you get hungry. i even like trailers and i don't live in one but i secretly want to.