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If you could make any hubber mow your lawn...

  1. Shadesbreath profile image89
    Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago

    What hubber would you make mow your lawn?

    You don't have to explain why.  You don't even have to have a lawn, because it's a metaphorical lawn anyway.  But you may explain why if you like.

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      cosetteposted 6 years ago in reply to this



      I would like Adsense Strategies to mow my metaphorical lawn smile

      1. Pandoras Box profile image80
        Pandoras Boxposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh my gods this thread is so dirty. yikes:

        See you try to get a little work done and you miss all the fun...

    2. BDazzler profile image82
      BDazzlerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Are you volunteering?  Because I'm thinking about getting a new lawn guy.

      1. Shadesbreath profile image89
        Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        See my gasping, spastic heart attack comments above.  If, however, the position comes with a riding mower and as much beer as I can drink, we may be able to work something out.

  2. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I would like Sneaker to mow my lawn!

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      sneakorocksolidposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Mega you devil you! I'm kind of expensive though. Hell I'd mow it for free if you had some cookies!smile

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        see, you get off easy- I was gonna punish you big time and make you mow the whole thing by yourself - you could probably use some exercise, so OK, if you really want to - go ahead!  but all those other hunky guys are already camping out here waiting for the sun to come back!  I had no idea it would be this much fun!  woooohooooooo  !

  3. Beelzedad profile image60
    Beelzedadposted 6 years ago

    Probably Tantrum, in her latest outfit. wink

    1. Shadesbreath profile image89
      Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Good call.

  4. wyanjen profile image90
    wyanjenposted 6 years ago

    I would like earnesthub to mow my lawn.
    Then we could spend the rest of the afternoon enjoying the grass.

    big_smile hee hee

    1. habee profile image91
      habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yeah, I'd like for Earnest to mow my lawn, too, or Randy Godwin! I'll take Carolinamuscle for a pool boy, though!

  5. drej2522 profile image86
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    Oh, definitely Crazdwriter! big_smile

    I just want to her complain about it! tongue

  6. myownworld profile image82
    myownworldposted 6 years ago

    MOW? for a moment you gave me quite a scare there Shades! big_smile

    ok....even if I tried I couldn't make any hubber do this alone, so I'd probably ask him to walk along as I mowed myself....and let's see...hmm... :
    Shadesbreath himself..though would you promise to tell me stories along the way...?

    1. Shadesbreath profile image89
      Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Well, if it's a push mower, I'd probably be too winded by the exertion, gasping out parts of the story as I wheeze my way from end to end of the lawn.  If there is even a hint of sun, I would dehydrate instantly and fall face first into the lawn trimmings, which would stick to me and itch like lawn trimmings do. I would probably be attacked by aphids at that point, or at the very least ants.  The contortions of my scratching coupled with what could only devolve into a profanity laced tantrum of extreme sarcasm would likely mean a cliffhanger of a story at best.

      1. myownworld profile image82
        myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        big_smile ok. that'll do perfectly!  you're hired!

        no wait, I'm inviting you to mow the lawn....

  7. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 6 years ago

    Cheryl cole...wait she's not on hubpages.. hmm

  8. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    Since MOW likes to mow lawn, then she can mow mine. wink At least, she'll have to cross the ocean and come here to do it, so at least she would be closer, so we could get to know each other better...... smile wink

    1. myownworld profile image82
      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      oh boy...my hands are quite full now... but never one to refuse a good offer! ok Cags...am on my way....wink

      1. Cagsil profile image60
        Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It would be really cool if it were true. lol lol

  9. Ohma profile image78
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    Since I have no lawn can the clean my windows?

  10. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Hi, Ohma!!

  11. Ohma profile image78
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    Hi Habee how are you?

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    Lecieposted 6 years ago

    hokey...so i could look at him with no shirt wink

  13. PrettyPanther profile image84
    PrettyPantherposted 6 years ago

    This is a very difficult question to answer.  My first thought was carolinamuscle, in a tank top, for purely aesthetic reasons.  But then, I thought, Shadesbreath would be both fun and stimulating (intellectually, of course) to talk with after he mows the lawn (assuming he can still speak after all that exertion).  Ron Montgomery, on the other hand, is still my first and only crush on hubpages, despite his football helmet/Homer Simpson facade and I would love to meet him in person.  Lastly, I would really enjoy hearing Doug call me "sugar," if he isn't too mad at me for making him mow the lawn.

    I can't choose just one!

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Is "mowing your lawn" a double entendre?

  14. Rafini profile image86
    Rafiniposted 6 years ago

    Would they actually do it without complaining?  Cuz, if their gonna complain.... smile

  15. TamCor profile image79
    TamCorposted 6 years ago

    I'd pick Tom Cornett.


    Oh....wait...........






    HE ALREADY DOES!!!  lol

    1. wyanjen profile image90
      wyanjenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

      nice

    2. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Nothing like picking your husband.... lol lol

  16. IntimatEvolution profile image83
    IntimatEvolutionposted 6 years ago

    Misha!wink

  17. alexandriaruthk profile image54
    alexandriaruthkposted 6 years ago

    MARK KNOWLES

  18. alexandriaruthk profile image54
    alexandriaruthkposted 6 years ago

    DOHN121

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    getmybackposted 6 years ago

    Poppa Blues in a speedo

  20. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I see, I see, its not a PUNISHMENT - mowing the lawn,  I thought it was for punishment!  but its a sexy thing, right?  so in that case, I won't be punishing Sneakorock for all the mean political ideas he has and his very conservative opinions -  instead I will be watching ALL the hunky hunky hunks taking turns mowing the entire meadow with a little hand mower!   and I will be drinking my smoothies and reclining in my lawn chair on the next sunny day, that is.

    1. Shadesbreath profile image89
      Shadesbreathposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It all depends on how you approach it.  If you pick a hot day, with a big lawn and a push mower in six inch grass, it's punishment... unless you are picking someone for how they will look glistening in the skimpy bathing suit or whatever they are wearing, at which point it's not so much punishment as domination/exploitation... and then there's the whole inuendo thing.  So, feel free to decide what you mean.

      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        aw shucks, I was just funning!  I don't even got a lawn!

  21. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Poppa Blues can mow my grass any day! But wait till it's warm enough for us to get in the pool afterwards! Ralwaus would work, also! And Readytoescape. Where is he, anyway??

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    Ghost32posted 6 years ago

    Discussed this with my wife.  We vote for fiery CJ.  Not that we think we could "make" The Firey One do anything, but if he did, the whole acreage would burn.  We don't have a lawn, but that's okay.

    See, we had a wildfire "mow our lawn" in the mountains of Montana once.  The fire cleaned out all the dead grass and old cowpies.  A month later, fresh new green came popping up through the blackened char, and the whole valley was bee-yu-tiful.

    So, yeah.  C.J.'s the dude!  lol

  23. jayjay40 profile image82
    jayjay40posted 6 years ago

    Cagsil Just to see how cross he'd get when he sees the state of my lawn. Then have a beer and a chat

    1. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Anything higher than 16 inches high and I'll bring power mower and other useful items. Afterward, it would be a pleasure to chat over a beer. smile

  24. Disturbia profile image59
    Disturbiaposted 6 years ago

    The Greek One, in a speedo!

 
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