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Do not go to Guam!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    According to Hank Johnson a  Democrat congressman from Georgia, if we send too many Marines to Guam, it could tip over!  So anyone thinking of going to Guam, please go on a diet first so the island will be safe! smile

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    LegendaryHeroposted 6 years ago
    1. Sab Oh profile image61
      Sab Ohposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      How long before obama appoints him 'Geology Czar'?

  3. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Hank should have kept taking the pills!

    Very scary having your country sink like the titanic because too many people are up one end! lol lol lol

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      The scary thing is, some mordot in Congress will want to pass some kind of legislation giving them billions of dollars to prevent it!

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol .....that sounds feasible! lol lol lol

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Didn't Tasmania tip over once?

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            We try not to think of, or talk about Tasmania. Full of Tasmanians seems to be the problem.
            Two heads are better than one has real meaning in Tasmania, one of them here on hubpages is typical having two heads.
            We may tow it closer and dump our rubbish on it, we'll see. It's in the budget somewhere.

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              logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              If you donated to Obama's campaign, he'll make sure you get your share of the tax dollars he thinks belong to him to help you out with any Tasmanian problem!

              1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
                Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                There's a possibility that some oil reserves will be discovered there.  Of course we'll have to invade the island and teach the inhabitants a thing or two about democracy.

                1. earnestshub profile image87
                  earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Oil you say? Why don't we take a dingy and a boomerang and invade em!

              2. earnestshub profile image87
                earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Well I hope some dollars turn up somewhere for all the American friends who are hurting.
                It's pretty good here, our government made a mess and a lot of debt bailing out the Australian economy and so far its pretty stable with unemployment around 5% and no real changes for most of us. Our Government decided to put insulation in poor families homes for free, and rushed it. 4 houses have burned down because  staples to hold the insulation in place went through the wiring, or the foil used shorted out the low voltage lighting.
                Some people even died.

                I still reckon our Government got it pretty right over all.

                Pore money into long term projects to protect and create jobs. How to do that with a congress like yours? I have no idea, I hope Obama has!

  4. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Hubby and I saw this on the news. We were aghast that he was from our state! At least he's a democrat! LOL!!

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Why don't you run against him?  He should be really easy to beat!  Then we would have someone sensible in Congress!

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I didn't realize heroin was legal in your state.

  5. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Thanks! Unfortunately, I don't reside in that district - it's metro Atlanta. I live in South GA - thank goodness! The scary part is that this guy was a lawyer for 25 years! How did he even graduate from high school??

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      The real scary part is people voted for him in the first place!

    2. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      A lawyer you say Habee? He would be perfect! lol lol

  6. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    In his defense, maybe this was due to some meds he's on - he has hepatitis-C.

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hep C is bad hep! He could be on anything! One thing is for sure, he was on something when he explained the whole thing, not just the bit about the Island going arse up! lol

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Probably from eating those damn boiled peanuts.

      1. habee profile image91
        habeeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Ron, if you ever ate any of MY boiled peanuts, you'd change your tune!!

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I tried them at a roadside stand once...

          second nastiest thing I've ever had in my mouth.

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Ron, we do NOT want to know what the nastiest was! smile

            1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
              Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              OK, since you asked........

  7. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    I don't see how the admiral kept a straight face!

    It should make us feel all warm and fuzzy that Hank had a voice in our healthcare!

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I hope he's not in charge of "balancing" anything! lol

  8. Ohma profile image78
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    I want some of whatever he is taking! LOL big_smile

    1. BJBenson profile image60
      BJBensonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Is this for real. I have friends there. I have to get them out of there quick!

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Don't panic yet BJBenson! Just email em and tell em to run uphill!

 
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