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My Name is Satans Erection, I'm now ready for you to tell me I'm Great

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    Satans Erectionposted 6 years ago

    Please don't swarm me all at once, everyone will get a chance to tell me just how great I really am....

    1. NightEmpress profile image61
      NightEmpressposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You're a fake erection

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        Satans Erectionposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        That is rather hurtful my dear.  Did you perhaps not receive the love that you needed as a child?

        1. NightEmpress profile image61
          NightEmpressposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I don't need love. I have all the power I need.

    2. myownworld profile image78
      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      um...welcome here...hope we'll be able to some of your work before we can do that... smile

  2. Falsor Wing profile image85
    Falsor Wingposted 6 years ago

    I can't believe that wasn't taken... good jorb

  3. Peter Hoggan profile image85
    Peter Hogganposted 6 years ago

    Doesn’t wood burn?

    1. CrystalStarWoman profile image85
      CrystalStarWomanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  4. Obscure Divine profile image59
    Obscure Divineposted 6 years ago

    ...Another so-called Satan on the rise; how original?  Ha-ha!

    1. myownworld profile image78
      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      it's either that or the devoutly religious! Whatever happened to the normal in between ones... roll

      1. Obscure Divine profile image59
        Obscure Divineposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        The "in between" ones?  Well, we may very well be the ones who often get banned and/or waste time entertaining the notions from both ends of the divine spectrum or, like you, use dull machetes to amputate their gregarious limbs of satanic/godly properties.  LOL!  big_smile

        1. myownworld profile image78
          myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          big_smile careful now... i also wear a vest loaded with homemade bombs... comes in handy at moments like these!

          1. Obscure Divine profile image59
            Obscure Divineposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Okay, fellow suicide bomber, I have a question:  Do you get male virgins or female virgins for your reward???

            1. myownworld profile image78
              myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              apparently, a 'devout' man gets 80 of them....while a woman gets her own husband!! now isn't that just wonderful....! but better than 80 virginal men any day! well, almost... roll

              p.s. I better restrain before the interpol puts me on their watch list! yikes

  5. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    Welcome back Brenda.

    1. myownworld profile image78
      myownworldposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      big_smile OR it could be Paarsurrey's alter ego... you never know...

    2. Obscure Divine profile image59
      Obscure Divineposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Now that's a possibility!  LOL!

  6. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    http://www.gkdating.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ghostbusters151.jpg

    Are you the key master?

    1. Obscure Divine profile image59
      Obscure Divineposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Abracadabra, and now all that appears before us, as the debacle, comes to a quick halt - due to the pictorial evidence from above...

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