I have this wonderful new product that will do nothing for you. Its a bargain at $49.99
Send the money to my paypal address at xxxxxxx.com
The next product I have will teach you everything about search engine traffic. Its only $19.99 Make sure you buy the upsell though. The original product is useless without it. However its a bargain at $4500.00
The next thing I have is this wonderful ebook. It will teach you nothing but is full of my affiliate links that will make me all kinds of money. This book is a steal at $39.99
If you are feeling really generous just send me large amounts of money. I wont say thank you because I will be too busy laughing at you as I am buying all my new toys.
Just a little fun this fine morning. This isnt intended to insult the true marketers on Hubpages. Its more like an outlet after emptying my email inbox this morning.
I'll buy all your books just send me the money. If I'll earn any money from your books, I'll pay you three times you gave me (just had to say that to boost my credibility). Not that I expect you to believe me...
The only thing is.. is if you knew you could make $50,000 per month from people buying your "Make Money Online" system that you even know yourself is worthless, would you still have the gumption to do it?
A part me of is like... No, of course not... other part of me is like Oh hell yes!!! lol.
I think if I were to literally make a money making system and sell it to people, I think I would have to design it in such a way that it's actually proving to be useful, and not a scam. Then I could sleep at night knowing that the people buying my system are actually benefiting in some shape or form.
years ago a guy had an ad a newspaper that said he would show you how to make money for just sending him $1. A friend of mine did it, he received a note from the guy telling him to just do what he did.
Dale - why don't you become the Michael Moore of the internet - exposing all those scammers and teaching people how to resist and report them? It would be useful and then you'd have a book deal and tv appearances - interviews in the Atlantic and other mags - etc. But first you have to figure out who all those rubes who actually buy that crap are! Well, I must admit, to be honest, ONCE I fell for a "word processing" jobs deal, where you "work for yourself from home"? and they send you a list of companies who they say will hire you if you send your resume etc. and a little 3 page pamphlet that tells you how to write a resume, basically - all for only $39.99! But that was the one and only time. I swear! You could do all us rubes a big service!
Don't forget you can add 2-3 inches to your penis length if you use these pills for 6 months, plus an added 1 inches in girth - the 6 month buy in bulk is the best deal only $120 - thats a $30 saving. Most people who don't see results won't bother with the money back guarantee so when it doesn't work I will have scammed lots of men!
I'm willing to send $5.00 to all of you! All I need is for each of you to send me an SASE and include $6 for shipping and handling, and I will get that free $5 out in the mail to anyone who wants to take advantage of this offer.
Dale - I once got so fed up with a group of dirt-bags selling a "Make $5,000 a month with Google" scam that I wrote a hub about them and their crooked deals. Be my guest. You can post it on your new free Blogger blog to start the ball rolling. Some potential names for your new site: Dale's Mail or Scam of the Day or Week (depending on how hard you want to work) or DaleSense or Scam Alert.
I have a product for sale. It's gauranteed to destroy cockroaches. I've tried and tested it myself and it destroys every cockroach it comes in contact with. For a mere $2:50 plus $15:00 for shipping and handling. It is very easy and simple to use. I will send you two blocks of wood. You place the cockroach on top of one and smack it with the other. Contact me and I will give clear instructions on where you can send the money.
yes, I can vouch for that invention - it really works - but first you will have to catch the cockroaches -and I have these great little jars - you just put them on the floor with some sugar in, the cockroaches come in and you screw on the top. Sold for only $5/per jar and guaranteed to catch the cockroaches so you can kill them with the blocks! GREAT COMPANION OFFER! if you order five jars, we will also send you the pamphlet "COCKROACHES THROUGH THE AGES" :
Well, my roaches evicted me. I moved out. By the way I bought a lot of product claiming its efficiency and my roaches were running around snowy white covered with that product (boric acid) completely, more happy than ever. I had to bribe them to stay in my old apartment and not to move with me into the new one. I left them half of my furniture and kitchen stuff. Hope they are happy there!
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