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I Have Never Spammed Hubpages So Here Goes

  1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
    Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago

    I have this wonderful new product that will do nothing for you.  Its a bargain at $49.99

    Send the money to my paypal address at xxxxxxx.com

    The next product I have will teach you everything about search engine traffic.  Its only $19.99  Make sure you buy the upsell though.  The original product is useless without it.  However its a bargain at $4500.00

    The next thing I have is this wonderful ebook.  It will teach you nothing but is full of my affiliate links that will make me all kinds of money.  This book is a steal at $39.99

    If you are feeling really generous just send me large amounts of money.  I wont say thank you because I will be too busy laughing at you as I am buying all my new toys.


    Just a little fun this fine morning.  This isnt intended to insult the true marketers on Hubpages.  Its more like an outlet after emptying my email inbox this morning.

    cheers

    Dale

    1. Ohma profile image78
      Ohmaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I will buy yours IF you buy mine!

      1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
        Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        If your trying to sell me another bridge I first have to figure out what Im going to do with the dozen I already have.

        Hello my friend

        Dale

    2. profile image0
      Home Girlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I'll buy all your books just send me the money. If I'll earn any money from your books, I'll pay you three times you gave me (just had to say that to boost my credibility). Not that I expect you to believe me...

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        wish I'd thought of that = you send me the money, I'll buy all your books AND give you lots of publicity!

  2. rebekahELLE profile image91
    rebekahELLEposted 7 years ago

    lol

  3. Ultimate Hubber profile image80
    Ultimate Hubberposted 7 years ago

    lollol

  4. Origin profile image60
    Originposted 7 years ago

    Sad thing is, many people fall for this. If you watch the late night channels, you'll see a bunch of this stuff.

    For only 89 payments of $19.95 you can get this very thin book which is totally worthless!!! Get it while it's hawt!!!

    big_smile

    1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
      Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You are so right.  I wish there really was a way I could get to them before the leeches that force these people to take out their credit cards and spend the months rent.

      I do believe people are a lot smarter now though then a few years ago

      1. Origin profile image60
        Originposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        The only thing is.. is if you knew you could make $50,000 per month from people buying your "Make Money Online" system that you even know yourself is worthless, would you still have the gumption to do it?

        A part me of is like... No, of course not... other part of me is like Oh hell yes!!! lol. big_smile

        1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
          Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          i have played that game before.  Not to the tune of 50 grand but honestly I couldnt continue.

          I work hard now to keep things on the up and up.  I do promote products and services but only because I believe in them.

          But you are right.  For most it would be very difficult to care at that point.

          1. Origin profile image60
            Originposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I think if I were to literally make a money making system and sell it to people, I think I would have to design it in such a way that it's actually proving to be useful, and not a scam. Then I could sleep at night knowing that the people buying my system are actually benefiting in some shape or form.

            1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
              Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Otherwise we are just life insurance salesman selling 5 million dollar policies to families who can only afford 100 000 dollar policies

              1. Origin profile image60
                Originposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                True true big_smile

      2. kcreery profile image60
        kcreeryposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Those ab machines are a gold mine.  I've got to invent an ab machine.  Yours for only 6 payments of $29.99.

        1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
          Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Yes but in my case the abs better come with the dam machine

  5. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 7 years ago

    Just to jump on Dale’s spam wagon, beginning tomorrow I am offering a “free” forecasting service providing all “today’s” weather so that you can easily plan all yesterday’s events.

    Subscriptions for this FREE service are only $11.oo per day so sign up now and don’t get caught in the snow this summer!

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  6. readytoescape profile image60
    readytoescapeposted 7 years ago

    Sorry I had too. I almost feel ashamed......

    so send your payments to Ashamed@paypal

    1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
      Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Payment is on the way.  However your heading should be

      Fill Your Paypal with 11 Dollar Payments  lol

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    years ago a guy had an ad a newspaper that said he would show you how to make money for just sending him $1. A friend of mine did it, he received a note from the guy telling him to just do what he did.

    1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
      Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hi rawlus

      Thats actually funny because that is still going around in newspapers.

      It also happens online but is a bit more elaborate.

      Dale

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    That's funny! I dint know that, it is an old one. Good gimmick I guess. big_smile hello Dale.

  9. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I only fell for the magic x-ray glasses in the old comic books. LOL

    1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
      Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ah so they dont really work.  I have been sitting on the fence trying to decide if I am going to order them for about 20 years now.

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    hahaha that's a long time on a fence. I'll let you figure it out then. got to git, see ya.

  11. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    Dale - why don't you become the Michael Moore of the internet - exposing all those scammers and teaching people how to resist and report them?  It would be useful and then you'd have a book deal and tv appearances - interviews in the Atlantic and other mags - etc.  But first you have to figure out who all those rubes who actually buy that crap are!  Well, I must admit, to be honest, ONCE I fell for a "word processing" jobs deal, where you "work for yourself from home"?  and they send you a list of companies who they say will hire you if you send your resume etc. and a little 3 page pamphlet that tells you how to write a resume, basically - all for only $39.99!  But that was the one and only time.  I swear!  You could do all us rubes a big service!

    1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
      Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Thats kind of funny because I was just looking at domain names.

      I would love to do something like that but I just dont know if I have enough time left in my day. 

      Im putting some thought into how I can do it without building a big old site.

      Im thinking maybe just a blogger blog or something free for now.

      I just have so much on my plate but putting some serious thought into it.

      Dale

      1. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        you can ask people here on hubpages for their additions to your list - you could write a hub and also ask for serious scams we know about here in the forums - a start!

        1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
          Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          That is sounding like a great idea.

          Hmm I have a feeling my plate is about to get even more full.

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            and then, of course, after you have their trust and their email addresses you scam the heck out of em!  mmmmuayaaaahaaaaahahaha!  and if you ever need any more evil ideas, just ask!  lol

            1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
              Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              lol

              1. mega1 profile image79
                mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

                and I get my 20% right?

                also, don't let these spammers steal my/your idea!

                1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
                  Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  lol, ya you get your share

                  But you did give me some good ideas, not the part about tricking people of course.

                  I am working on something right now that I have been wanting to do for a long time.

                  Dale

                  1. Origin profile image60
                    Originposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    Sooo.... like.... share? lol jk tongue

  12. Richieb799 profile image62
    Richieb799posted 7 years ago

    Don't forget you can add 2-3 inches to your penis length if you use these pills for 6 months, plus an added 1 inches in girth - the 6 month buy in bulk is the best deal only $120 - thats a $30 saving. Most people who don't see results won't bother with the money back guarantee so when it doesn't work I will have scammed lots of men!

    1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
      Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol, just watched a documentary on this exact scam a acouple nights ago. 

      Turns out this is a billion dollar scam that so many people are falling for.

  13. Shadesbreath profile image89
    Shadesbreathposted 7 years ago

    It's glaring self promotion, digging this out of the long distant past, but even that's in keeping with the topic: Excrement Inc.

    1. profile image0
      Home Girlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Just send $5 dollars to everybody you know and you'll be a millionaire soon. People still believe into impossible. But miracles do happen. Usually with somebody else not you.

      1. Shadesbreath profile image89
        Shadesbreathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'm going to start doing that right now!!!!

        I'm willing to send $5.00 to all of you!  All I need is for each of you to send me an SASE and include $6 for shipping and handling, and I will get that free $5 out in the mail to anyone who wants to take advantage of this offer.

        1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
          Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Holy crap

          Not only is that the best offer I have received this week but its also the cheapest.

          Im all over it.  Just have to go and get a six dollar bill.

          Dale

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            Home Girlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Hey, somebody, lend me $6 and SASE, please. And don't forget to put $5 inside the envelope. I am waiting.

        2. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          gee, I just wouldn't feel right taking advantage of you that way!  Isn't there something I can give you in return?  lol

          1. Shadesbreath profile image89
            Shadesbreathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I understand how you feel.  A deal this good can make people feel guilty, but I want you to go ahead and take advantage of this offer.  I do it because I care about your happiness.

  14. Rochelle Frank profile image90
    Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago

    It's always good to recycle your trash.

  15. drbj profile image84
    drbjposted 7 years ago

    Dale - I once got so fed up with a group of dirt-bags selling a "Make $5,000 a month with Google" scam that I wrote a hub about them and their crooked deals. Be my guest. You can post it on your new free Blogger blog to start the ball rolling.
    Some potential names for your new site: Dale's Mail or Scam of the Day or Week (depending on how hard you want to work) or DaleSense or Scam Alert.

    1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
      Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I think this is a project that needs some effort put into it.

      I have already bought a domain name.

      I was only going to have 3 big projects going but now I really am maxed at 4.

      This is one that needs to be done.

      Dale

  16. iantoPF profile image89
    iantoPFposted 7 years ago

    I have a product for sale. It's gauranteed to destroy cockroaches. I've tried and tested it myself and it destroys every cockroach it comes in contact with. For a mere $2:50 plus $15:00 for shipping and handling. It is very easy and simple to use.
    I will send you two blocks of wood. You place the cockroach on top of one and smack it with the other.
    Contact me and I will give clear instructions on where you can send the money.

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      yes, I can vouch for that invention  - it really works - but first you will have to catch the cockroaches -and I have these great little jars - you just put them on the floor with some sugar in, the cockroaches come in and you screw on the top.  Sold for only $5/per jar and guaranteed to catch the cockroaches so you can kill them with the blocks!  GREAT COMPANION OFFER! if you order five jars, we will also send you the pamphlet "COCKROACHES THROUGH THE AGES"  big_smile:

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      Home Girlposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well, my roaches evicted me. I moved out. By the way I bought a lot of product claiming its efficiency and my roaches were running around snowy white covered with that product (boric acid) completely, more happy than ever. I had to bribe them to stay in my old apartment and not to move with me into the new one. I left them half of my furniture and kitchen stuff. Hope they are happy there!

  17. iantoPF profile image89
    iantoPFposted 7 years ago

    This is such a fun thread it gave me the idea for a Hub. So I wrote about the "Greatest Money making Opportunity Ever" That's what I like most about the forums, they give me so many inspirations.

    1. Dale Mazurek profile image62
      Dale Mazurekposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Well I have to go look at that right now.

 
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