I have seen his recent avatar and I swear it looks 10-20 years younger than his previous avatar. Either Mr. Deeds has found the Fountain of Youth or he has found a process for reversing the process of aging. And as we all are aware that the Fountain of Youth does not exist, we must accept that Paul is reversing in age, which has prompted me to write out this urgent message:
Help save Paul Deeds from the effects of reverse aging! At this rate Paul will be an infant again in two years, and unless the process reverses itself he might go somewhere beyond the stage of zygote!
We must dedicate our minds to finding a cure, lest our benevolent dictator be replaced by someone cold and ruthless, like yoshi97, who would make zombie slaves of us all! And so, I appeal to all members to write your congressman *or woman - we must, after all, be politically correct in this day and age) and demand that they invest medical funding into finding a cure for Paul's rapid anti-aging syndrome.
Together we can save Paul and prevent mean old Yoshi from taking over HP!
Save Paul! Save Paul! Save Paul!
(yeah ... um ... I'm so gonna get in trouble for this post, but I couldn't resist)
*Yoshi hides behind Maddie*
that's rough mate, hope he keeps his spirits playful and young. We're here for you Paul
Oh Yoshi Paul really isn't that old, he actually looks his age in his pic! But if he does have the secret to the Fountain of Youth I believe he should share, lolololo
I noticed that too! I was just far too polite to mention it, in case the photo is indeed 10 years old! The haircut probably accounts for a few years, a few more years for the smile and the white teeth!
Looking good Paul! (Or has James Edmondson had a little too much spare time on Photoshop?)
It is called Botox!!! Shhhh he is a little shy about the whole procedure.
Let the Deedmeister get younger, down to age 18 or so. It's ok, it might be kinda fun to have him smoke some rope or something...maybe get long hair!
If anything, I woulda thought several years with us woulda made him old, gray, and haggard. Maybe he has a great therapist!
If so, I want their number.
Perhaps we could all band together to save him...We need to find as many ridiculous problems and inane arguments as possible - set him up moderating the forums, and start big silly arguments that only he can moderate - (sorry Maddie, but we have to save Paul)
This will add YEARS to his face and lots of grey hair, I'm sure
We need to take a page from the politics and religion forums, and stir up some controversy and heated discussions that go on and on and on -
There is no sacrifice too great - right, people? Let's get at 'er.
Maybe he feeds on the life force of the Hubber collective.
That would explain "fan" being changed to "follower" awhile back wouldn't it?
ah yes ... just like that movie Lifeforce. So, what you are proposing is that Paul is sapping the lifeforce from us hubbers to become younger. Quite an interesting concept.
And I don't think any of us can say we have been growing younger in front of the keyboard, so perhaps you are right.
Give us back our youth Mr. Deeds! You already had your chance at being a youngster!! LOL!!!
Paul was the inspiration behind "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," obviously.
I started writing a new hub today and noticed that a gray hair had fallen onto my keyboard.
Now, I'm not trying to start any trouble, but I really do think there could be something to this lifeforce theory whereas HP saps away our youth and bestows it upon Paul. Are there any scientists among us who could help us determine if I'm right?
And now that I think about it ... Maddie is looking younger too ...
It's an alien plot, I tell ya! Don't say ole Yoshi didn't warns ya all
I loved that movie. It's probably one of the better vampire movies to come out in ages, and definitely an interesting twist on an old genre.
Lol. I think its all the suit. He used to wear a suit in his picture, maybe by taking the suit off - he is getting younger and younger.
Question ... is there anything to that voodoo doll stuff? I ask the question, as I have had a stabbing pain in the middle of my back since I started this topic ...
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