I'm planning an advice hub where somehow or other people will ask advice - the advice will be wacky - I think it would be great if I could get one or two other hubbers to also contribute their advice (on the same questions) and so instead of it just being my wacky advice, it could be two or three different wacky advices! yea? If you're interested in being an advice giver, email me. If you have a pressing question you need some wacky advice on, ask it in this thread!
I'm taking today off, but will get back to this tomorrow - this gives you time to really think up some good ones!
and also wacky advice. but where will the questions come from? can I be a questioner? my husband gets soooooo tired of my questions when hes trying to fall aslep after working 10 hours and then "killing enemy soldiers" for another 6...
So, your question is - What should you do when "my husband gets soooooo tired of my questions when hes trying to fall aslep after working 10 hours and then "killing enemy soldiers" for another 6... " ?
That's a very good wacky question. Our first! We will get on it right away - tomorrow probably because we will need to really think over our answers. Of course, you know you are going to get entirely different advice from Glass Spider and me - we are so very different! So tune in tomorrow here in this thread - we'll let you know when the Wacky Advice hub is up and running!
until then - keep those wacky questions coming people!
Are you talking about collecting questions and then answering them in ONE hub, or ...? How is what you are suggesting different from the current "Question" option people have here, where anyone and everyone who is willing supplies an answer?
Just curious, not antagonistic. Would like to understand better what you are thinking.
these questions would be purely for fun - wacky questions that deserve wacky answers, nothing serious. Glass Spider and I would have a lot of fun responding in great silly detail to a silly question. I guess we would start with one Wacky Question and then people could leave more questions here or in the comments on that hub and we could answer one or two or three more in another hub and it would just go until people get sick and tired of it.
Yes, that's right! You'll be getting TWO sets of answers for the price of one. You don't want to miss the magic of a Spider's eye view combined with a Mega viewpoint! We're like the 3-D glasses of the advice world!
if you don't laugh at this one, you have to come back here right away and tell us exactly why. and if you cry when you read it, maybe you just need a nap! or some help - - - and you know, help is available in this wacky world! just ask, darlin' :
I feel like we're a couple little kids with a lemonade stand by the curb, only it's like 2:00 pm on a Tuesday when everybody is at work and we just can't even sell one class of warm lemonade. So then somebody's mother goes and gets some ice to put in it and somebody else brings some cookies out to give away and they tell us to be patient. So then we're still waiting all grubby and tired and it's 5:00 and finally some dads come driving by and take pity on us. We end up with a profit of $3.00 and here comes the ice cream truck, so you know where our profit is going! That's exactly how I feel. I can hear the ice cream truck music, now - "Old McDonald had a Farm. EEE III EEEE III OHHHH"
okay, well if i tell you all, everyone here will say im crazy. however, did you guys know that nightmare on elm street was inspired by a true story. is it even possible? that a demon can kill you in your sleep?
i just want to say, im a genuine SEX addict, as it seems i've slept with over 300 plus girls in the past five years. yet for some reason, i still want MORE girls to have sex with. therefore, what advice would you lovely ladies give king larry here. perhaps one or both you can help tame the urges if you know what i mean.
these questions are getting better and better~! very exciting to think of our answers and respond. I believe we are almost ready with a new hub for Wacky Answers that will enlighten everybody about 3 of these questions, and of course there will be more, and more, and more, and more, and more, until everybody gets sick of wackiness. Like that's ever gonna happen! :
Is it a proper home based business to produce quality diamonds by yourself? Theoretically, is it not possible to not crap for several months thus utilizing that extra increasing pressure to spurt out a lazer quality cut diamond. I've always been taught that pressure and time is all that a diamond needed....
I have asked myself the same question! I said "Self, how come a light year takes so long" And I answered back "How would I know how to shorten it?" And then I Said "Well you should know smart ar*e!" Then I said "Don't call me a smart ar*e!" And after that I got a bit lost.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I know the traditional answer is "to get to the other side", but I wonder how politicians would answer. " Under this government more chickens have crossed the road than ...". Any other politico replies to this question?
I would take part and offer some questions, but I have not a question at this point in time. However, should I come across a question, where I need to seek an outside source, other than myself, then I could possible take part.
I am having a whole lot of fun with this. I just read our latest answers, I had actually forgotten what my answers were! I mean, I probably could have remembered if I had tried a bit harder, but you know, so much on my mind lately. This big bang theory question has me very intrigued, so expect great things of us in the next wacky questions hub! Thank you Glass Spider for doing such a bang up job! I have to go back and watch the video because I choose to eat lunch now. Later gators!
Do you consider it a viable art form to strategically urinate on the pure white snow? Granted, to accomodate perfection of thought one must exercise great urinary discipline - and aim! I guess from my point of view I see it as not only an art form but also a long lost skill of mankind.
I prostrate myself before your wisdom and guidance. I come to your shrine for knowledge and that greater light. Feed me your fruits that I may benefit and have my groundshaking questions quenched and succored.
might as well keep asking those questions - we're working on the next advice hub right now and will need more wacky questions soon.
Now remember, wacky is not the same as stupid - so what we want is wacky questions, not necessarily stupid ones. Stupid questions usually all have the same answer which is - Duh! But wacky questions actually arise from a creative mind.
All right, guys...It's almost here, Week Three of Wacky Advice with answers to your most pressing questions!
This week we've taken on more tough questions than ever. We're really tackling the issues, folks. From measuring those pesky toenails to manipulating the space-time continuum, you'll find it all in our soon-to-be-published Wacky Advice Hub.
We're still looking for your Wacky Questions. Don't be shy! You can ask us anything...we don't bite.
Okay, okay...we bite occasionally. But usually upon request.
I think I am going to have a virtual affair on HP, I am being tempted by a few little cuties (you know who you are!) who continually flirt with me and make "suggestions", should I have the affair and who should I have it with??
with all these big budget films being released in 3-d, is it possible all films will be in 3-D someday? is this the future of movies? after all, when talkie movies were first introduced back in the 20's, it didn't take long before all films started to become talking movies, to where silent films became the thing of the past. then when color films were introduced, it started to slowly become a standard to where almost all modern films are in color these days.
i guess what I'm trying to ask is, do you think 3-d is the next evolution of films to where ALL movies will eventually be in 3-D format?
yeah, but we're still years away from that though. besides, with the new 3-d tv's being released and more big budget movies wanting to cash in on the 3-d gimmick. it's starting to become more of a possibility now.
that's a super question. and I will look into it - off the top of my head, just because nobody is really listening right now - this is what I think of when I think of all 3-D movies -
I think in the way, way future we will have little entertainment implants (like memory receiving chips) inserted right into our brains and we can just close our eyes and be totally immersed into a movie (we will subscribe to these) sort of like virtual reality - sort of like that movie where the big corporations implant those devices in people? Only we will pay for this and just go lie down and be IN the movie for an hour or two! TOTAL IMMERSION! 3-D will probably be perfected to the point where people can participate somehow first, at the movie theater, before we get our "entertainment implants"
Similarly, we could play tennis with Venus and Serena or play soccer with our favorite team or some such with a sports chip implant. We could race cars, hunt down escaped criminals, solve mysteries etc. etc. Good idea? Ok - somebody will do it!
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