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Would you defeat your lover's seven evil ex lovers?

  1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    Let's just pretend for a moment, you met the perfect person in your life.  they're everything you ever wanted in a lover and then some.  However, there's only one problem.....they have seven evil ex lovers who still want them back.  however, your lover doesn't want anything to do with these seven evil exes, but they won't leave you all alone until YOU single handedly fight and DEFEAT them in battle.  As in hand to hand combat.  none of this weapons crap.  lol.  so would you do it?  would you defeat them just to be with the one you love?  or would you run away?  or if none of the above, then what would you do?  i got this hub topic idea from the plot synopsis of the upcoming film, "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World", and thought it would make a great hub topic.  hope you all agree.

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I will never waste my time on them, hehe! it is up to my lover to beat them up, the more the more the merrier, just kidding

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
        Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lollollol

    2. Ben Evans profile image73
      Ben Evansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Hang on a minute and let me change into my cape.

      Hey is there only seven?

      Why are they running?

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
        Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        i guess it's because they KNEW it was a time for superman to show up right?  wink lollollol

        1. Ben Evans profile image73
          Ben Evansposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Tripping over the cape is not a good thing is it?

          Hey please dont tell those seven guys over there.

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
            Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            nah, i wouldn't tell any of them.  besides, I think half them damn basterds owe me money anyway.  so i'd be more inclined to help ya beat them up.  lol.

            eta:  yeah, i don't think tripping over your cape is that good of a thing.  lol.

    3. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      simply; lock and load, game on and fun fun fun, a little competitiveness in me, I'm surgical with a shot gun smile

    4. profile image0
      Justine76posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      beat them all with a stick.

    5. leeberttea profile image56
      leebertteaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yes I would definitely defeat them! The best way to defeat them, get them new lovers! Make them the problem for someone else!

    6. watchya profile image61
      watchyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Only seven ?
      And it doesn't make a very good topic. It's foolish ! LOL

    7. American Veteran profile image56
      American Veteranposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      D'em one at a time... use an extremely sharp KaBar and cut a new smile on the face and watch them drown in their own blood.  She should better be worth it, otherwise kneecpping them with a 12 ga would MAKE themleave you alone.
      Radial?  Yes, very much so.
      Successful?  Beyond your wildest imagination!
      Being there to see the pain: priceless!

  2. ediggity profile image59
    ediggityposted 7 years ago

    I have a deadly karate chop, and I've been itchin to yell Hai Yaah!  Heck yes I would defeat them.  What kind of question is that?

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      obviously one that i was hoping everyone on hubpages could joke around about and discuss openly.  lol.  personally if it were me, i would still use weapons and beat up the seven evil exes with a bat!  A METAL BASEBALL BAT!  like my father used to say, the only way to win a fight is to fight dirty!  lol.

  3. Joni Douglas profile image84
    Joni Douglasposted 7 years ago

    Sorry, to me it sounds like a guys dream. You know, cat fight and claws? Not interested.  If the other women are still hanging around, it's because the guy wants them to be there. Perhaps your guy didn't make it clear enough that he is not interested.

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      hmmm..that's a good point.  that are they probably never heard the word...NO before.  lol.

  4. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    7 of them?  um.  I'll just be moseying on down the road now! lol

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      aww come on mega. i always thought you were one of the toughest girls on hubpages.  what's the matter?  besides, you know the hubtribe gots your back.  lol

      1. mega1 profile image81
        mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        well first of all, right now there's no lover

        second of all, if there was and they had seven evil lovers

        I would just have to reconsider my choice of lover! I mean if they had been with seven evil people formerly, maybe they don't belong with me now!

        third I'm not in the fighting biz, I'm not strong enough and I don't stand and fight - I always run away.

        Honor is so overrated it ain't even funny. 

        So I'll just be moseying on down the road - lover-less! and I'm ok with that.

        1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
          Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          hmmm...well you do make an excellent point there.  i never thought of it that way.  i guess we can agree to disagree, as I always used to turn the other cheek my whole life when it came to confrontations.  However, ive kind of gotten to the point where i'm getting tired of being the bigger man all the time. 

          However, I'm not saying my choice is right by doing that, as I don't think there really is a right or wrong answer to this question at all.  just opinions.

          Anyway, I'm sorry if i offended you in anyway.  I just saw the laughing icon you left after your first message, so I thought you were joking. Therefore, I thought it was okay to joke with you right back.  I guess maybe I was wrong to assume that.

          1. mega1 profile image81
            mega1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            its late and I just got through writing a hub for my friend SoftCornHippo who has been very lonely and kind of depressed and so I had to help her write about her dad for the father's day hubmob theme and now I'm the one who is depressed about it cuz its such a sad story.  But anyhow - in this topic I was trying to be a little funny, but somehow even that got serious because every word of it is true!  still it wouldn't be funny right now if seven evil ex-lovers of my mythic lover arrived to fight with me I'd probably offer them some ice cream and just go in my bedroom and go to sleep.  kinda lol kinda neutral

            nothing personal at you though Steven! big_smile

            1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
              Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

              nah, i didn't take it personally.  i was just kind of scared i might've offended you.  however, im glad that's not the case though.

  5. Cagsil profile image59
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    Hey Steve,

    I would defend my love. I would also limit the number of people, as to who I have to take on to accomplish. Therefore, I would have one condition, the other seven are to fight amongst themselves, and the final winner of those, can then fight me.

    As you said earlier, dirty fighting? There is no need to fight dirty, because when in a fight, there are no rules.

    Step a - kick to the groin
    Step b - as their head comes down and forward - thrust with knee.
    Step c - kiss my kind love and walk away.

    That's the best I can do. smile

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      that's true. in a street fight, there truly are no rules.  I'm glad you brought that up, as i completely forgot about that.  however, you surprise me though.  i always thought of you as one of those fighting by queen's berry rules types.  However, it looks like i was wrong.  I apologize if i offended you by saying that.  I just merely assumed that since you always seem to carry yourself as such a sophisticated gentleman in forums usually.  Believe me, that's a compliment as I don't say that about every guy i meet.

      1. Cagsil profile image59
        Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I am not a violent person, but I will defend my love(s). Those who I love dearly, bring out a different side of me, especially when it's something I do not want to lose.

        I have faith in my ability, even though I have spent my life in a passive state, to defend what I want to keep. wink


        @Hey beth, when you kick someone in the groin, it's instant for them to bend over, so as their head is coming down, my knee would be moving upward. It's all one stroke, but to describe it, takes two steps. lol

        1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
          Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          that's very deep there cagsil.  I knew we had to agree on something there.  Yeah, im sort of the way myself.  I don't really like using violence except as a last resort.  However, if it comes to protecting those I care about, well...lets just say the kid gloves come off.  lol.

      2. deosfluviatilis profile image71
        deosfluviatilisposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah, but would you defeat his seven exes to be his lover?

    2. Beth100 profile image84
      Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      You've got my moves there Cags!  Except one vital step: 

      Step b-1: drop him/her to the ground with elbow thrust onto back (gotta finish the move!)

      lol

      Job's done....can I go now?

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
        Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lollollol

        1. Beth100 profile image84
          Beth100posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          hmmm....job's done....where'd he go???  hmm

          1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
            Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

            hey beth, hows it going?  sorry, i had to leave for a bit.  i was using the college campus pc online when i originally posted this forum.  therefore, i had to leave when they threw me because they were closing. sorry to worry you.  it's nice seeing you again.  smile

  6. blondepoet profile image75
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Run Never!!!!!!!
    I would use every super power I had and pop them one by one smile smile

    http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv68/Stilcho/fantasy2/Supergirl.jpg

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lollollol  wow, i guess we can all enjoy a good cat fight then.  big_smile

  7. LeanMan profile image81
    LeanManposted 7 years ago

    Been there, done it, wearing the T-shirt..... lol

    Actually, normally the other way around for me, my new GFs usualy have to fight off my several ex's who can't bear to be parted from me.... As to evil, that was just the ones I married!

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol.  wow, i guess you must've been one helluva of a lover for them to still be so attached to you.  wink  lol

  8. CMHypno profile image88
    CMHypnoposted 7 years ago

    If he has been with seven evil women in a row, he is either evil himself or an incredibly bad judge of character!

    I would just cut and run!

  9. deosfluviatilis profile image71
    deosfluviatilisposted 7 years ago

    If the guy was really worth it to me, heads might crash into some pavement. I don't see myself fighting over some guy I just met though.

  10. Stevennix2001 profile image84
    Stevennix2001posted 7 years ago

    @kimberlyrics

    lol.  i like the way you think lyrics.  wink  i don't know why i didn't even think of that.  lol

    @justine76

    damn straight!  besides, seven against one is hardly a fair fight anyway, so i think using a weapon by should be an automatic given just to even the odds a bit.  lol

    @leeberttea

    yeah, that's true.  only one problem though....what if nobody else wants them?  lol. maybe that's why they're all so clingy to your girl.  lol.

    @CMHypno

    lol.  that's true too.  i didn't think about that.

    @deosfluviatilis

    well first of all, im straight, so I wouldn't ever hook up with another guy.  lol.  don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being gay, as I have made many friends who are homosexuals.  However, they all understand that if they want me to respect and acknowledge their right to be gay, then they have to also do the same by respecting and acknowledging my right to be straight.  I don't think that's asking for too much.  However, some gay guys I met it seems to be, so I either end up having to beat them up or i find clever ways to avoid them.  lol. therefore, for my particular case it would be a girl i'd be fighting for. 

    However, I do get what your getting at.  Yeah, I'd feel the same way too.  If the girl was someone that I really loved, then I wouldn't hesitate about fighting for her.  sure, it might be hard, but anything worth fighting for is rarely easy. of course, as i stated earlier though, even though i know they would prefer i fight in hand to hand combat.  I'd probably fight dirty as in telling them that i wouldn't be using a weapon like them.  then somehow sneak in with a metal baseball bat or a hand gun that I could conceal.  hey seven against one aren't fair odds, so I need something to even the playing field.  lol.  wink

    however, if it was for someone I just met recently, and we've only known each other for like one day or something.  And i saw her seven evil ex bfs coming after me, I would probably think of either one of two things.  one, she's probably a hussy. I apologize if that comes off offensive ladies, as I really don't mean to offend anyone here.  or two, that the relationship i was thinking about getting into is OBVIOUSLY a rebound relationship, so chances are it may not work out most likely.

    however, if i truly fell in love with the girl, then I say bring it on!  I'll rip your freaking heads off you basterds!  big_smile

    1. deosfluviatilis profile image71
      deosfluviatilisposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Yep. Love makes you homicidal.

  11. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    just reading the scenerio you presented tired me out...
    so I guess they can have her

    1. watchya profile image61
      watchyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

      Very boring !

      1. Greek One profile image77
        Greek Oneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'm not gonna fight 7 evil dudes...

        when will I have time to cut the lawn?

        let's be practical here!

        1. watchya profile image61
          watchyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Cutting the lawn is even worse! LOL  Mowing...that's another thing big_smile

          1. Greek One profile image77
            Greek Oneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            make a deal with you... you cut/mow my lawn,  and i will enter into a dialogue with these 7 evil fellows.

            if it gets into a physical confrontation, I'll call you to bring over my weed wacker

            1. watchya profile image61
              watchyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Why would I mow your lawn ?What kind of lawn do you have? Is it big ?

              1. Greek One profile image77
                Greek Oneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                everything i have is big and bushy

                1. watchya profile image61
                  watchyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                  Then I'll have to pass. Too much work ! big_smile

                  1. Greek One profile image77
                    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                    see!!! you're just like me!

                    tongue

          2. blondepoet profile image75
            blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            I have trouble pulling the cord.....sad

            1. Cagsil profile image59
              Cagsilposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              Hey Blonde, I doubt you have trouble pulling anything, much less a cord to a lawn mower.... lol lol

              What's up gorgeous? smile wink

              1. blondepoet profile image75
                blondepoetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

                Awww Cags yes I must confess there are a couple of things in this world I cannot pull...
                I have the flu, oh woe is me!!!!!
                I need TLC sad sad

    2. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

  12. mega1 profile image81
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    I might hire someone else to do it!  that's it!  that's just what I'll do!  oh

    right

    I don't have a lover, therefore - no worries!

  13. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    in all seriousness, this actualyl happened to me..

    I managed to take on all 7 of evil bastards at the same time when they attacked me all at once.

    My friend took a pic of the swarm...

    http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-09-12-7dwarfs.jpg

  14. profile image65
    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    They better bring help if there is only the 7 of them!

  15. profile image0
    King Larryposted 7 years ago

    nah, it would NEVER get to that point with me and my gal.  for one, im damn sure none of them evil bastards are more evil and conniving than me. as i wouldn't wait to meet them out on the street, in the playground, in the back yard or whatever to face them.  no, no, no.  i'd just stalk them and find out they each lived.  then i would break into each of their freaking homes while they were sleeping too, and beat their heads in with a freaking baseball bat!  then i'd burn down their houses and watch them die slowly in the flames. yeah, im that evil. hehehehehe!

  16. Disturbia profile image60
    Disturbiaposted 7 years ago

    I'd call my accountant and tell him to send out the checks... I'd pay them off of course.

    And if they were dumb enough to turn down my money.... a more permanent solution... I'd invite them over for a 3-some, one at a time of course, give them plenty of booze and drugs, then when they were passed out cold, I'd duct tape them from head to toe making sure I completely covered their nose and mouth... and I'd watch as they slowly sufficated.  You can't leave any room for error when it comes to evil ex-lovers.

 
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