Let's just pretend for a moment, you met the perfect person in your life. they're everything you ever wanted in a lover and then some. However, there's only one problem.....they have seven evil ex lovers who still want them back. however, your lover doesn't want anything to do with these seven evil exes, but they won't leave you all alone until YOU single handedly fight and DEFEAT them in battle. As in hand to hand combat. none of this weapons crap. lol. so would you do it? would you defeat them just to be with the one you love? or would you run away? or if none of the above, then what would you do? i got this hub topic idea from the plot synopsis of the upcoming film, "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World", and thought it would make a great hub topic. hope you all agree.
D'em one at a time... use an extremely sharp KaBar and cut a new smile on the face and watch them drown in their own blood. She should better be worth it, otherwise kneecpping them with a 12 ga would MAKE themleave you alone. Radial? Yes, very much so. Successful? Beyond your wildest imagination! Being there to see the pain: priceless!
obviously one that i was hoping everyone on hubpages could joke around about and discuss openly. lol. personally if it were me, i would still use weapons and beat up the seven evil exes with a bat! A METAL BASEBALL BAT! like my father used to say, the only way to win a fight is to fight dirty! lol.
Sorry, to me it sounds like a guys dream. You know, cat fight and claws? Not interested. If the other women are still hanging around, it's because the guy wants them to be there. Perhaps your guy didn't make it clear enough that he is not interested.
hmmm...well you do make an excellent point there. i never thought of it that way. i guess we can agree to disagree, as I always used to turn the other cheek my whole life when it came to confrontations. However, ive kind of gotten to the point where i'm getting tired of being the bigger man all the time.
However, I'm not saying my choice is right by doing that, as I don't think there really is a right or wrong answer to this question at all. just opinions.
Anyway, I'm sorry if i offended you in anyway. I just saw the laughing icon you left after your first message, so I thought you were joking. Therefore, I thought it was okay to joke with you right back. I guess maybe I was wrong to assume that.
its late and I just got through writing a hub for my friend SoftCornHippo who has been very lonely and kind of depressed and so I had to help her write about her dad for the father's day hubmob theme and now I'm the one who is depressed about it cuz its such a sad story. But anyhow - in this topic I was trying to be a little funny, but somehow even that got serious because every word of it is true! still it wouldn't be funny right now if seven evil ex-lovers of my mythic lover arrived to fight with me I'd probably offer them some ice cream and just go in my bedroom and go to sleep. kinda kinda
I would defend my love. I would also limit the number of people, as to who I have to take on to accomplish. Therefore, I would have one condition, the other seven are to fight amongst themselves, and the final winner of those, can then fight me.
As you said earlier, dirty fighting? There is no need to fight dirty, because when in a fight, there are no rules.
Step a - kick to the groin Step b - as their head comes down and forward - thrust with knee. Step c - kiss my kind love and walk away.
that's true. in a street fight, there truly are no rules. I'm glad you brought that up, as i completely forgot about that. however, you surprise me though. i always thought of you as one of those fighting by queen's berry rules types. However, it looks like i was wrong. I apologize if i offended you by saying that. I just merely assumed that since you always seem to carry yourself as such a sophisticated gentleman in forums usually. Believe me, that's a compliment as I don't say that about every guy i meet.
I am not a violent person, but I will defend my love(s). Those who I love dearly, bring out a different side of me, especially when it's something I do not want to lose.
I have faith in my ability, even though I have spent my life in a passive state, to defend what I want to keep.
@Hey beth, when you kick someone in the groin, it's instant for them to bend over, so as their head is coming down, my knee would be moving upward. It's all one stroke, but to describe it, takes two steps.
that's very deep there cagsil. I knew we had to agree on something there. Yeah, im sort of the way myself. I don't really like using violence except as a last resort. However, if it comes to protecting those I care about, well...lets just say the kid gloves come off. lol.
hey beth, hows it going? sorry, i had to leave for a bit. i was using the college campus pc online when i originally posted this forum. therefore, i had to leave when they threw me because they were closing. sorry to worry you. it's nice seeing you again.
lol. i like the way you think lyrics. i don't know why i didn't even think of that.
damn straight! besides, seven against one is hardly a fair fight anyway, so i think using a weapon by should be an automatic given just to even the odds a bit. lol
yeah, that's true. only one problem though....what if nobody else wants them? lol. maybe that's why they're all so clingy to your girl. lol.
lol. that's true too. i didn't think about that.
well first of all, im straight, so I wouldn't ever hook up with another guy. lol. don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being gay, as I have made many friends who are homosexuals. However, they all understand that if they want me to respect and acknowledge their right to be gay, then they have to also do the same by respecting and acknowledging my right to be straight. I don't think that's asking for too much. However, some gay guys I met it seems to be, so I either end up having to beat them up or i find clever ways to avoid them. lol. therefore, for my particular case it would be a girl i'd be fighting for.
However, I do get what your getting at. Yeah, I'd feel the same way too. If the girl was someone that I really loved, then I wouldn't hesitate about fighting for her. sure, it might be hard, but anything worth fighting for is rarely easy. of course, as i stated earlier though, even though i know they would prefer i fight in hand to hand combat. I'd probably fight dirty as in telling them that i wouldn't be using a weapon like them. then somehow sneak in with a metal baseball bat or a hand gun that I could conceal. hey seven against one aren't fair odds, so I need something to even the playing field. lol.
however, if it was for someone I just met recently, and we've only known each other for like one day or something. And i saw her seven evil ex bfs coming after me, I would probably think of either one of two things. one, she's probably a hussy. I apologize if that comes off offensive ladies, as I really don't mean to offend anyone here. or two, that the relationship i was thinking about getting into is OBVIOUSLY a rebound relationship, so chances are it may not work out most likely.
however, if i truly fell in love with the girl, then I say bring it on! I'll rip your freaking heads off you basterds!
nah, it would NEVER get to that point with me and my gal. for one, im damn sure none of them evil bastards are more evil and conniving than me. as i wouldn't wait to meet them out on the street, in the playground, in the back yard or whatever to face them. no, no, no. i'd just stalk them and find out they each lived. then i would break into each of their freaking homes while they were sleeping too, and beat their heads in with a freaking baseball bat! then i'd burn down their houses and watch them die slowly in the flames. yeah, im that evil. hehehehehe!
I'd call my accountant and tell him to send out the checks... I'd pay them off of course.
And if they were dumb enough to turn down my money.... a more permanent solution... I'd invite them over for a 3-some, one at a time of course, give them plenty of booze and drugs, then when they were passed out cold, I'd duct tape them from head to toe making sure I completely covered their nose and mouth... and I'd watch as they slowly sufficated. You can't leave any room for error when it comes to evil ex-lovers.
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