Which Cartoon Character would you have an affair with?

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   LeanManposted 13 years ago

   I was remined yesterday of a discussion on I think it was "Red Dwarf" regarding Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble, how they would go for Wilma....
   
   But what about you, if you could have an affair (or even a long term meaningful relationship), which cartoon character would you choose and why??
   
   For me... I would choose Jessica Rabbit, but only for an affair, nice curves, but what a bitch... lol

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      pisean282311posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Morticia Addams

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      Stevennix2001posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      if by affair you mean cheating on the girl i was dating to be with this cartoon character vixen and assuming it was physically even possible, then I'd say no.  Because i know for damn sure, I would be heart broken and devastated if my girlfriend ever cheated on me.  therefore, I wouldn't put her through that at all, nor even consider it.
      
      However, as far as meaningful relationship wise and I was single AND it was physically possible , then I would have a lot of different animated girls I would look at.  lol.  in fact, here's a list of them if you want see it.  in no particular order, here they are:
      
      1. Supergirl
      2. Wonder Woman
      3. Jessica Rabbit (nah she's not a biatch.  just drawn that way.  )
      4. Kagome from Inuyasha (even though she's young, i'd wait for her as I always had a thing for asian girls)
      5. Sango from Inuyasha (once again I have a huge fetish for asian girls.  lol.)
      6. orhime from bleach (lets just say she has very nice curves.  )
      7.  major motoko kusanagi from Ghost in the shell (although this wouldn't be even possible even if it was possible to have a relationship with a cartoon.  for you see, her entire body is a machine and has NO female sex organs at all despite her female appearance.  however, one can always hope)
      
      8. hello nurse from animaniacs.  (she can nurse me anytime. )
      
      9. April O'Neal from the 80s cartoon TMNT. 
      
      i could go on and on about this, but you get the idea.  lol.  however, as hot as these girls are, I will say this.  Nothing beats the real thing though.

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 13 years ago

   fred flinstone for sure

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      LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That's my nickname.... are you trying to tell me something??

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   deosfluviatilisposted 13 years ago

   Bugs Bunny. It's not just cause he's so cool and all, I really just like his carrot.

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   snoopy....he had a great imagination...would be flying around with the red baron and i'd get to work the machine gun sometimes, 'cept my scarf would be white with shiny gold colored goggles!

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   Greek Oneposted 13 years ago

   As highlighted in my hub "Elmer Fudd: Part III", Betty Boop was the greatest sex symbol of her era.
   
   I bet she is still smoking hot,... even though she is over 100 years old now

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   iantoPFposted 13 years ago

   Some years ago my wife and I saw the movie "Indecent Proposal" Where Robert Redford offers Woody Harrelson a $1,000,000 to sleep with his wife,(Demi Moore) After the movie I asked the wife if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. She told me it wouldn't have to be a million, she'd sleep with him for a martini and she doesn't like martinis. It got worse, she started making a list; Mel Gibson, Johnny Depp and on and on.
   For me though I'm stuck on Jessica Rabbit. I know I don't have a chance there, she's so much in love with Roger. The most I can hope for is a game of Patty Cake. But a man can dream.

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      LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I wonder if she'd play patty cake for a martini......
      
      I've been dreaming of jesica all day since I started this..

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   watchyaposted 13 years ago

   Spiderman

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      LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Why?? He's just a boy.... lol

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         watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         I like boys !

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            LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I'll put my school shorts on if you like...

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               watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Yeah ! Do it !

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                  LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Is there a cam facility on this thread??? lol
                  
                  Having trouble here, for some reason my old school shorts wont come up any higher than my knees... I might have put on a little weight... the tie still fits... how about I just wear the tie??

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                     watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     What if you don't wear nothing at all, boy ?

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                        LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        boy.... hehehehehe.... I think I'm in love...
                        
                        I should wear something.... a little mystery is so............

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                           watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           I'm sure I'll find mystery in you, even naked !

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                              LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              Now I'm nervous...
                              
                              would you like to be my stalker??
                              
                              I've always wanted one....

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                                 watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                 My pleasure !

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                                    LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                    Thanks....
                                    
                                    Will be looking over my shoulder looking for you.....
                                    
                                    Shall I wear the tie so you can recognise me??

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                                       watchyaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                       Don't bother ,I can smell you .
                                       
                                       I'm leaving you know, for a couple of hours. Be back later ! Boy!
                                       

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   leebertteaposted 13 years ago

   

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      LeanManposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
      
      Back soon...... lol

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   leebertteaposted 13 years ago

   

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      Greek Oneposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      keep in mind Betty was overtly sexual back in the 30s...
      
      imagine what kinda skanky ho she would be now!

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    ThoughtfulSpotposted 13 years ago

    Wow... the first page was pretty amusing... then it got a little voyeuristic reading page 2.
    
    Since all the men are taking off with Jessica, I think I'll go console poor Roger.  He's just about the sweetest, most well-meaning rabbit there is... And, those big eyes with the "ppppp-please" get me every time.

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       leebertteaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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          ThoughtfulSpotposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          Thanks! I was wondering where that rabbit got to!

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             leebertteaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I could pull one out of my hat for you...or perhaps find one elsewhere on my person.

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                ThoughtfulSpotposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                That's quite an offer leebertea... but I do believe we're discussing cartoon characters here.  So, unless your avatar changes, we'll have to save that for another thread.

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                   leebertteaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I thought we were discussing cute, soft and furry animals.

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                      ThoughtfulSpotposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Hmmmmm... playing the innocent now, eh?
                      
                      In THAT case, I would love to watch your very G rated magic show.
                      
                      

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                         leebertteaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         That's great! And if you behave, I'll let you see what happens when you pet my mouse!

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                            ThoughtfulSpotposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            
                            Alright, crackers just about came out of my nose when I read that.  You're very funny leebertea... but I must leave  you now and actually EAT my lunch rather than snort it.

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