Well, now you went and did it. You make a statement that could be taken literal, and tried to make a joke of it, but what you have done is inflamed the imagination, as to what "lawn" or interpretation of "lawn" will be mowed?
So, with that said, I can only hope you find laughter to suit you.
They just cannot help but to find conflict in our answers. Happens when there is more then one side to a position. And the people involved hold with all thier might, regardless of which is correct, to thier opinions.
This is from FORBES. I am posting the whole article for your consideration:In tonight’s debate we saw a transformed Barack Obama, and it made a very big difference. In the first debate Governor Mitt Romney was relaxed...