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It's your Company. What would it be?

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    I'm thinking a chain of residential appliance stores with nude salesman.

    slogan;  We take care of the hardest decisions.

    big_smile

    1. DevLin profile image60
      DevLinposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Promotes artists of all venues for free.

    2. Ben Evans profile image74
      Ben Evansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Here is their new slogan


      Hey this is the owner Ted
      and I am joined by Claire
      of downtown appliances
      where we sell in the bare.

      Now peole who dont know
      about their wares I detest.
      We know all the new trends
      we always keep ourselves a breast.

      Well look.....Hey thats not nice
      I didnt mean down there,
      I want you to see that stove
      with a nice oven I declare.

      The price is fantastic
      and we will not be undersold.
      Hey we dont wear undearwear
      if I may be so bold.

      Hey next time you are in the area
      and you feel in a rut.
      Take a look at our appliances
      but please not my butt.

      big_smile

      1. Ben Evans profile image74
        Ben Evansposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I think i misunderstood the challenge.

        oops!

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        you rock

        xo

    3. sajal.mark profile image61
      sajal.markposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I am certainly not interested to work for you. smile

      1. Pearldiver profile image88
        Pearldiverposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey Saj Mark...
        Thanks for withdrawing from the opportunity to represent the company in the nude smile
        Sadly, after having perused your brief CV... we had decided that you were perfecty suited to holding your own on our 'short' list. yikes

        Though we respect the decision to withdraw on 'your part'... we trust that we may have the opportunity to have you re-adjust your member's status under warmer conditions. hmm

        Further: Please return at the earliest; the donkey that you borrowed to aid you in getting to and impressing us at... the initial interview. smile

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    LOVING IT!!!!

  3. blondepoet profile image78
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    Oh bonza I'm saving so I can come shop there. smile

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      wouldn't fridges seem so less cold?  lol

  4. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I'm selling $50 words.  My company name is "Anomaly" -coming soon to your neighborhood.

    1. prey profile image81
      preyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      cool

  5. prey profile image81
    preyposted 6 years ago

    I would open a blood bank with a bar serving blood with martini glasses and of course naked male bartenders and blood technicians

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/3134048_f496.jpg

  6. prey profile image81
    preyposted 6 years ago

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/3134050_f260.jpg

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      MrMidNightposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'll open a bar with nude vampire chicks with beer favored nipples, hahahahaha, I'll make millions......... cool

  7. Pearldiver profile image88
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    well that's better than those nude deep deep freezers that aren't all they're cracked up to be yikes

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      yikes

      hi buddy

      looking good

      are you stuck?

      do you need help?

  8. Pearldiver profile image88
    Pearldiverposted 6 years ago

    Grand Canyon Eco-Tourism hmm

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      hmm:

      kiss

  9. timorous profile image91
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    "You'll always get a warm reception at Pasty White Appliances" smile
    "We're fleshing out our line of convection ovens" smile
    "No..we don't sell nipple gas fittings..thank you for calling" smile
    "We don't mind being the butt of all your jokes, we're just taking care of business" smile

    Hey Kim, aren't some of these other posts actually you?  Hahaha lol

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    "We're Hard and Fast"

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LMFAO

  11. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I'd like to readjust somebody's member status! who would I speak to about that?

  12. leeberttea profile image60
    leebertteaposted 6 years ago

    I'm planning on opening a resort in Costa Rica on the ocean that will cater to exotic desires. You pick your fantasy from a list and we provide the elements to make your fantasy your reality.

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      any fantasy? any fantasy at all?  Ok, you! in the hot tub!  now!

      1. leeberttea profile image60
        leebertteaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh that's just too easy! You can do better than that!

        1. mega1 profile image78
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          oh, and Ottmar Liebert playing guitar solos to accompany us! big_smile

          1. leeberttea profile image60
            leebertteaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Okay but you might have to settle for a wax figure and a CD but we'll get-r-done!

            1. mega1 profile image78
              mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              you might as well just sell the toys!  hoo hooo  big_smile

              1. leeberttea profile image60
                leebertteaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I could definitely do that...everything depends on your budget!

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                LMFAO
                LMFAO

  13. lxxy profile image60
    lxxyposted 6 years ago

    Haha,...hardest. Oh, wait, I'm typing now.

    I'd probably do the Eternal Sunshine thing. Our slogan would be:

    "We make you forget so you'll never regret."

  14. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

    I would sell massage oil - your pain is our pleasure smile

  15. green tea-cher profile image60
    green tea-cherposted 6 years ago

    A beautiful resort with lots of flowers, shrubs, trees and birds, ponds, streams, water fountains and park benches - a retreat for people who are stressed or suffer from depression.

 
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