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LOOKING FOR NONSENSE

  1. goldenpath profile image72
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    Greetings!! smile
    It's Wednesday.  It's hot out and am currently in a "whatever" mode.  I'm looking for your nonsensical word of the day.  This word has no foundation of your being, relationships or even the bills you have to pay.  This word is a unique word in which you can hang all your non-existent troubles on - for kicks!  This word makes you feel neither good nor bad but rather numb.  This word can act as a magnet of how you feel of all the repeat religious threads going on.  This word may well pertain to any of the following as well: 

    Are your hubs not trafficking well?  Present your word and slap your worries on it. 

    Tired of political rhetoric?  Roll your word up and toss it at the hypocrites. 

    Constipated?  Prepare a dose of the "word" and, well, you know the rest...

    Weakened by the endless updates on the oil spill?  Sponge up your word and slide down the highway just slicker than snot!

    Long shifts making you weep?  Put your glove on with your word and tell your boss that you love him dearly... sad

    My word for the day is B O O G E R !!

    Please share!  Not the booger but rather your own colorful word.  You can steal each other's word but not mine.  I hereby stake my claim upon the word "booger" for the day.  It's mine! smile

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      Brenda Durhamposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      No fair!
      You already took my favorite word.
      Slicker'n'snot.  (See, it's all one word).  haha
      Fun thread, Goldenpath!

      1. manlypoetryman profile image67
        manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        "slicker'n'snot"...Ha! Now that's any oldy...but a goody!

  2. Mark Knowles profile image60
    Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago

    Blaaarp.

    Make of it what you will, but I have no constipation issues. big_smile

  3. Cagsil profile image59
    Cagsilposted 7 years ago

    Here is one word, however, it might make some sense to others, yet actually does nothing for anyone. lol


    Xanadu lol

    1. goldenpath profile image72
      goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Blaarp is good and so is Xanadu.  Both could realistically be used to reflect a proctol exam..... sad

  4. goldenpath profile image72
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    Last week at this time I marveled at the monstrosity of a nugget product of a dog laying so prominently next to a park bench.  From then through the rest of that day the word was, fittingly, FECES!  It was quite repulsive yet would make even the healthiest of dogs proud. smile

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Have you tried a high fibre diet? wink

      1. goldenpath profile image72
        goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Good one!  I must have missed the bench....

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    Good Intentionsposted 7 years ago

    heartfelt

    1. goldenpath profile image72
      goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Just curious.  Why? smile

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        Good Intentionsposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Because all you need is love to know what is right... just listen to your heart

  6. LeanMan profile image81
    LeanManposted 7 years ago

    My word of the day, week, year, decade, and probably a little longer .... AR$3....

    1. goldenpath profile image72
      goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Out of my own stupidity I'm sure there is a commonly known high-tech reasoning behind this one.  Care to entreat my curiosity? smile

      1. LeanMan profile image81
        LeanManposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Because I meet so many people who resemble the word.... lol

        Plus it is also technical language for the thingumy when it all goes wrong..

        1. LeanMan profile image81
          LeanManposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Like the idiot that bumped my car when I was parked earlier.. He reversed into the front of my car while I was stood there.. so at least I got to check my car.. no visible damage, just bumped the bumper, what is for after all, the guy was an AR$3....

          Got in my car 20 mins later to leave, only to find warning flashing all over the place about the damn airbags...AR$3...

          I should have checked before the AR$3 left, god i'm an AR$3..

          1. goldenpath profile image72
            goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Brother - I feel your pain - AR$3!! smile

  7. watchya profile image60
    watchyaposted 7 years ago

    EXTREME

    1. goldenpath profile image72
      goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I understand.  The angle on that camera IS rather extreme.... smile

      1. watchya profile image60
        watchyaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Not !
        I am extreme ! big_smile

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Flart! yes with an l. fluid ya know? big_smile

    1. goldenpath profile image72
      goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!! smile

  9. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 7 years ago

    Vulva

    1. Daniel Carter profile image91
      Daniel Carterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I drove a vulva once. I had a friend from the south who couldn't get hers started, so she had to call her hubby at work and have her "vulva" jumped. I laughed so hard I cried. I still laugh when I think about it.

      My word is:

      stylomatic

      1. saddlerider1 profile image65
        saddlerider1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I'm laughing so hard I may have to change my depends, depending on if I can get out of my Vulva in time. Leave it to Greek One to offer up a Vulva, gotta love the Greeks:0)

  10. saddlerider1 profile image65
    saddlerider1posted 7 years ago

    Joint as in the kind you smoke, puff.

    1. goldenpath profile image72
      goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It's been 25 years dry for me, but for old times sake - let the good times roll!! smile

      1. saddlerider1 profile image65
        saddlerider1posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Yes it;s been 30 yrs for me and still kinda High at times, but it's now been labeled  MEDICINAL as in like a glass of red wine every day, so weed has finally arrived and been legalized in 14 states and on it's way to full legalization up der in the North, those Canucks know what there doing:0) EH

  11. 2uesday profile image87
    2uesdayposted 7 years ago

    I think the word I would like for today is-

    if I may say -    Flibbertygibbet.

    1. goldenpath profile image72
      goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      YOU GO GIRL!  Now that's thinking!! smile smile

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Pennsyltuckians, inventors of the rifled barrel.

    1. Ohma profile image75
      Ohmaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      also the Conestoga Wagon and the Studebaker.
      I would like my word to be whosiwhatsit.

  13. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    FREE!  as in "buy one, get one FREE!"

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    hunnyfuggle

  15. manlypoetryman profile image67
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    hunnyfuggle...Ha! Sounds like one of them down home O-hi-o-ian words...

    Reminds me of huckleberry
    http://pwwwblog.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/162267val-kilmer-tombstone-posters.jpg

    As in..."I'll be your huckleberry"

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    Well Manly, I certainly won't be hunnyfugglin' with you.

    1. manlypoetryman profile image67
      manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      AAwww...Dang...Was It Something I said...?

      1. Ohma profile image75
        Ohmaposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Manly I think it is the tractor.

        1. manlypoetryman profile image67
          manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          That tractor gets all the attention...I'm going to start making it have its' on Hub page...Dog gone it!

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    LOL it was that picture, I don't like his looks. He has hair on his lip.

    1. manlypoetryman profile image67
      manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Ha! Ya' know...I could go with an easy joke to that line...and with your sense of humor...it would probably fly juz' fine. It would go something like..."and I hear tell...so'd your last girlfriend...!" but...it would only be in fun!


      Ya' know...actually back in the day...them cowboys had mustaches for a good reason. Ever see that Shaving blade they had to use? I mean it wasn't like they had Bic Disposables. How'd you like to slice that thing in between your Nose and upper lip and pray that you didn't slice something off!

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        ralwusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        No thanks, that's why they had barbers and a gun at their side. LOL I watched my daddy do that and you know what else that strop was for. There ya go, another word STROP:homonym for ass whuppin'

        1. manlypoetryman profile image67
          manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Ouch...painful memories with that word: "STROP"

  18. profile image0
    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I thought you might remember it. LOL I got to git and I wish this would show on feed.

  19. manlypoetryman profile image67
    manlypoetrymanposted 7 years ago

    Later...my friend!

  20. goldenpath profile image72
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    Thursday's exuberant noun:

    ExLaxalicious Swirl

    [The resultant effect of Ex Lax with an "off color" swirl to it.]
    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-toilet09.gif

  21. mrpopo profile image87
    mrpopoposted 7 years ago

    My nonsensical word of the day is decoction, for two reasons.

    One, it was the word of the day for the daily puzzle, so might as well be word of the day here.

    Two, as waynet aptly put it, it sounds like another word for circumcision lol

  22. Rochelle Frank profile image89
    Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago

    Bobatier! Like the one slain in one of my nonsense poems.

  23. goldenpath profile image72
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    The word for two days ago was Humongoflatulence! smile
    http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fart006.gif

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image89
      Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      It hasn't arrived here yet on the upside of the jetstream.

  24. blondepoet profile image75
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    tallywhacker smile

  25. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    it's Thursday now....my word lately IDGARA! a friend in California taught me that...

  26. donotfear profile image90
    donotfearposted 7 years ago

    Fart Knocker.........

    http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn9/ballhogs/Farting.jpg

    1. goldenpath profile image72
      goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      CLASSIC!
      http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing015.gif

  27. goldenpath profile image72
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    Food of the day:

    Orca Entrails Casserole

    Mmmmmmmmmmmm, finger lick'in good!

  28. goldenpath profile image72
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    How 'bout Underarm Moisture Spread Cupcakes..  Mmmm..

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    (Q)posted 7 years ago

    Anaspeptic, phrasmotic, compunctious, pericumbobulation, interphrastically, pendigistatory interludicule, and velocitious extramuralisation.

    1. goldenpath profile image72
      goldenpathposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Holy crap!  I humbly prostrate myself before your verbage.  Nice ones!

  30. goldenpath profile image72
    goldenpathposted 7 years ago

    Saturday's Phrase of the Day:

    Weeping Toe Fungal Infectitis

    Spread that on your morning cupcake and stir that in your morning brew! smile

  31. defenestratethis profile image56
    defenestratethisposted 7 years ago

    Bodacious.

  32. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 7 years ago

    Yeppers. My word of the day. Maybe the week. I'm in a good mood smile

  33. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 7 years ago

    oxymoronic, sometimes, it just speaks volumes

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I say,
    how high the noose?
    how hot the fire?
    how long this night?
    and I can buy a gun for ten bucks
    Mao Tse-Tung's little red book
    a loaf of pumpernickle run with maggots
    and they might find me slumped on the road
    to Phoenix and mistake me for a Gila Monster
    you can have all my women
    just leave me a case of Corona
    how long does love grow?

 
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