Greetings!! It's Wednesday. It's hot out and am currently in a "whatever" mode. I'm looking for your nonsensical word of the day. This word has no foundation of your being, relationships or even the bills you have to pay. This word is a unique word in which you can hang all your non-existent troubles on - for kicks! This word makes you feel neither good nor bad but rather numb. This word can act as a magnet of how you feel of all the repeat religious threads going on. This word may well pertain to any of the following as well:
Are your hubs not trafficking well? Present your word and slap your worries on it.
Tired of political rhetoric? Roll your word up and toss it at the hypocrites.
Constipated? Prepare a dose of the "word" and, well, you know the rest...
Weakened by the endless updates on the oil spill? Sponge up your word and slide down the highway just slicker than snot!
Long shifts making you weep? Put your glove on with your word and tell your boss that you love him dearly...
My word for the day is B O O G E R !!
Please share! Not the booger but rather your own colorful word. You can steal each other's word but not mine. I hereby stake my claim upon the word "booger" for the day. It's mine!
Last week at this time I marveled at the monstrosity of a nugget product of a dog laying so prominently next to a park bench. From then through the rest of that day the word was, fittingly, FECES! It was quite repulsive yet would make even the healthiest of dogs proud.
Like the idiot that bumped my car when I was parked earlier.. He reversed into the front of my car while I was stood there.. so at least I got to check my car.. no visible damage, just bumped the bumper, what is for after all, the guy was an AR$3....
Got in my car 20 mins later to leave, only to find warning flashing all over the place about the damn airbags...AR$3...
I should have checked before the AR$3 left, god i'm an AR$3..
I drove a vulva once. I had a friend from the south who couldn't get hers started, so she had to call her hubby at work and have her "vulva" jumped. I laughed so hard I cried. I still laugh when I think about it.
Yes it;s been 30 yrs for me and still kinda High at times, but it's now been labeled MEDICINAL as in like a glass of red wine every day, so weed has finally arrived and been legalized in 14 states and on it's way to full legalization up der in the North, those Canucks know what there doing:0) EH
Ha! Ya' know...I could go with an easy joke to that line...and with your sense of humor...it would probably fly juz' fine. It would go something like..."and I hear tell...so'd your last girlfriend...!" but...it would only be in fun!
Ya' know...actually back in the day...them cowboys had mustaches for a good reason. Ever see that Shaving blade they had to use? I mean it wasn't like they had Bic Disposables. How'd you like to slice that thing in between your Nose and upper lip and pray that you didn't slice something off!
I say, how high the noose? how hot the fire? how long this night? and I can buy a gun for ten bucks Mao Tse-Tung's little red book a loaf of pumpernickle run with maggots and they might find me slumped on the road to Phoenix and mistake me for a Gila Monster you can have all my women just leave me a case of Corona how long does love grow?
With all due respect to hollow menthose booger eatersthat drive away from gas pumpsslip countless candy barsinto purses and pocketsnever take the tab, and on the 4thset off all those illegal rockets.The nature of...