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Soccer is gay

  1. TheWicklessCandle profile image59
    TheWicklessCandleposted 6 years ago

    Soccer has got to be the gayest sport ever.


    USA won?


    Great. Now let me go back to writing.

    1. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol

      1. thisisoli profile image62
        thisisoliposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        barely won, they were 2 minutes away from getting knocked out of the entire tournament.

        1. Cagsil profile image60
          Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          So what. lol

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      sorry your so ugly and small, you know what I mean.

      Very mature thread by  the way, hence this response

      ps  are you gay btw?

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      ryankettposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I didn't realise that a sport could have a sexuality.

      I would suggest that sportsmen who feel the need to wear body armour whilst playing a sport in order to prevent a scratch or two are much greater candidates for homosexuality...

      Exibit 1 - 'American Rugby'
      http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/american-football-so-gay.jpg

      Exibit 2 - 'Rest of the world rugby'
      http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/4356493

      Exibit 3 - 'Football' or 'soccer' as you call it.
      http://acstlfanatic.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/post-14-1103798552.jpg

      I adjorn the court to allow the jury to consider the evidence....

      1. ediggity profile image61
        ediggityposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It's unmistakeably called Football, because it's the hardest hitting sport there is, and this is with full pads:


        http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/032mdia2ZA9ir/x350.jpg

        http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_35kDzNt-gTQ/STq4uP3bPJI/AAAAAAAABHk/tLDXV91eXLM/s400/sports-injury-picture-football-player-crashes-NFL-injuries.jpg


        http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/the-huddle/2009/10/seahawksx-large.jpg

        http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/big_hit_-_football__3_.jpg

        http://nbcsportsmedia2.msnbc.com/j/apmegasports/200808232010726258241-pf.hmedium.jpg

        I've seen some questionable rugby before myself:

        http://outsports.com/jocktalkblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bingham16g.jpg

        and soccer:

        http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/gay_soccer_12.jpg

        http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/gay_soccer_3.jpg

        Not to mention soccer players cry every time someone brushes up against them, hoping the ref will pull a card.

  2. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 6 years ago

    How old are you?

  3. fresnavee profile image60
    fresnaveeposted 6 years ago

    I really think that was something immature to say. The polite thing would be to just let it go by. I don't yell at the overweight people who ride on their electric scooters in the middle of the road, I just pass them by in my car being careful not to hit them.

  4. psycheskinner profile image81
    psycheskinnerposted 6 years ago

    Calling things 'gay' is moronic.

    1. saddlerider1 profile image60
      saddlerider1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      The Moron meant Happy as a Lark..gay was a Happy word of endearment back in the 18th and  19th century. LOL today everyone is Unhappy, we need more Gay in our lives:0)))

      1. ilmdamaily profile image92
        ilmdamailyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Sounds like someone's having a partaaaayyyy!

        lol:-P

      2. psycheskinner profile image81
        psycheskinnerposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I don't think he was saying soccer is happy.

  5. thisisoli profile image62
    thisisoliposted 6 years ago

    Soccer is a much more dificult sport than many people give it credit for.

    I was sat next to some guy today who kept comparing mistakes to lack of mistakes in American football, without realising that the football (soccer) players were not stopping to discuss tactics every 3 minutes.

    However I strongly recommend you look for a video on the onion about soccer coming out of the closet, was pretty funny!

  6. JBrett profile image60
    JBrettposted 6 years ago

    We are a hard core soccer family!  How rude to call it gay!

  7. TheWicklessCandle profile image59
    TheWicklessCandleposted 6 years ago

    you're right.


    I'll change now.

    Haha.

    1. fierycj profile image86
      fierycjposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Pls, can someone tell me who this lil &*%$# is?

      1. ilmdamaily profile image92
        ilmdamailyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Probably someone who feels that piles of men with their flesh pressed against each other that you find in American football are totally "not gay."

        For a [guy?] that sells scent based products, he's sitting in a failry large glass house...

        Incidentally, what's so bad about being gay?

        1. mrpopo profile image89
          mrpopoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Ho oh! I usually don`t commend people on a burn, but that one was called for. Nice tongue

  8. Len Cannon profile image88
    Len Cannonposted 6 years ago

    List of gay things:

    1. Dudes bangin'
    2. Soccer
    3. Writing about scented candles.

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      4. lunch with your mom at the cafe when you're 14

      1. Len Cannon profile image88
        Len Cannonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hahaha

  9. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    huh? this whole thread  "#5@!!**@wwwwwwrrrrrrrrrghhhhh"!

    what?

  10. kerryg profile image87
    kerrygposted 6 years ago

    Hmm, I might watch it more if it were gay. Then maybe the guys would play like this!

    http://i46.tinypic.com/16bzqky.jpg

    http://i45.tinypic.com/24fz7nr.jpg

    tongue

    Thank you, Annie Leibovitz! I've always said soccer players had the second best bodies, after dancers.

  11. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    ahhhh . . . wonderful - soccer bodies!  yes!  except dancers don't get as many dings and bruises.  I think.  or maybe not.  I don't know.  I will go check on that.  gladly

    1. kerryg profile image87
      kerrygposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Clearly somebody needs to conduct an in depth study of this question, with regular physical examinations. Volunteers, ladies?

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        of course, I will go look at the male soccer players and dancers and you can look at the females

  12. jondav profile image64
    jondavposted 6 years ago

    FOOTBALL is it's name.



    The Fédération Internationale de Football Association (International Federation of Association Football), commonly known by its acronym, FIFA

    Union des Associations Européennes de Football. UEFA, Union of European Football Associations, commonly known by its acronym, UEFA

    Call me picky if you will, but it is just wrong calling it soccer.

    Therefore i win 1-0 and go through to the semi finals

  13. TheWicklessCandle profile image59
    TheWicklessCandleposted 6 years ago

    Thanks!

    No, I'm not gay. But if gay is a good thing to you, then by all means, enjoy soccer!

    If it's bad, then don't enjoy it.

    Take it how you want.

    'You know what I mean.'

    1. Polly C profile image88
      Polly Cposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Do you not realise how many men in this world enjoy soccer? If they were all gay the human race would be dying out by now! (not that there is anything wrong in being gay, btw)

      1. Cagsil profile image60
        Cagsilposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I wouldn't go that far. roll

  14. TheWicklessCandle profile image59
    TheWicklessCandleposted 6 years ago

    Oh, and it's 'you're.'







    btw.

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I can't imagine what it must feel like being wick-less, and I say goodbye without revealing your identity

      You do however need to learn how to better develop your sock puppets before exposing them.

      I do find you entertaining as I always have

      Mind you still frivolous and not a thing to add to any topic.

      Such class I see still causes you to shine

      Play on dear Friend

      I hope you do find your WICK.

      Have an amazing day  big_smile

  15. jondav profile image64
    jondavposted 6 years ago

    lmao

  16. TheWicklessCandle profile image59
    TheWicklessCandleposted 6 years ago

    Okay!

    I will!

    You too!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    Polly let's pay no mind this thread is just gay lol

    1. Polly C profile image88
      Polly Cposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol With that I'm off to bed now...enjoy the topic!

  18. TheWicklessCandle profile image59
    TheWicklessCandleposted 6 years ago

    Oh,


    I did.

  19. lightning john profile image60
    lightning johnposted 6 years ago

    labeling is dangerous!

  20. darkside profile image79
    darksideposted 6 years ago

    I wonder how long TheDicklessCandle has been playing soccer?

  21. TheWicklessCandle profile image59
    TheWicklessCandleposted 6 years ago

    Haha I was waiting for that previous post.

  22. thisisoli profile image62
    thisisoliposted 6 years ago

    The toughest sport by far is australian rules football, where a knee to the chin is considered a fair tackle, and tehy don't use padding.

    Soccer players do sometimes admittedly go down easily, however I would like to see how an american football plyer takes five metal studs to the ankle while runnign at full speed down the line.

    For the record I have ripped my knee caps apart, torn ligaments, stretched tendons, and broken my knee playing English football, thats before mentioning broken nose, sprained ankles, ball to bollocks and so forth.

    1. ediggity profile image61
      ediggityposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Now imagine all of this happening to you at one time, during one play, with one hit wearing full pads.  That's American Football.

      1. premierkj profile image79
        premierkjposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hurling is the toughest, fastest field sport in the world, normal guys beating the heads off each other (and i'm just glad none of you fella's know or even care about it, that's what makes it special). Up Tipp!

 
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