Habee: I thought you might like these Birthday jokes today!
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
Happy Birthday Habee and I hope were still on for Christmas dinner...
Too funny, Susan! Yep, Christmas is still on, but you might prefer Thanksgiving dinner, instead. I usually cook more then! Be warned, however: 2 or 3 Great Danes and 8 squealing grandkids will be in attendance!
Sorry I missed the great day, but how about starting a new tradition... celebrating the 23rd anniversary of the day you turned 29 plus 5 days, plus 6 days, plus 7 days... At our age we're so much better and so much more deserving of a whole weeks worth of celebrations, don't you think.
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