As all the affected parties are now dead, sadly, I can tell!
When I was 14 I created a terminal illness for myself, forged letters from my parents to my school telling them that I did not have long to live and would come to school occasionally but this situation should be ignored so as not to upset me. The going to school occasionally was to steal the headed paper and report form blanks that I then forged at the end of each term and sent to my parents, including laying in wait for the postman to collect and destroy the actual school report. I gave myself a glowing last report with high exam scores which I last saw after the death of both my parents a few years ago. THEN it came to light that my mother would show everyone this report because she was so 'proud' of me!
I had a social experiment and tried subliminal seduction techniques to college boys. It worked too well they had a meeting of why I had an x factor! (friend told me who was in that bonfire) After I stopped the experiment, a boy said, you've changed. Did you get fat or something?