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Partition to take over the world.

  1. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    I have been on hubpages for a long time now, and during that time I have noticed the people from Melbourne Australia are without question smarter, better looking, taller, better educated, more tolerant, worldly and generally better than the rest of you.

    On this basis I would like all Melbournite hubbers to rise up in revolt and lead the world in a new direction, away from the silliness of those British, American Asians and Europeans and on to glory.

    So would all of you other hubbers who are not fortunate enough to live in Melbourne or smart enough to be Melbournites please sign a partition of support?
    Thank you very much. smile

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Not only that, they are smart enough to make a Hubble telescope out of plywood!

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      china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      OH !!  interesting  -  tell me again where your village is exactly big_smile big_smile

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Besides, aren't you and BP carrying the water for the rest? smile

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I'll have you know, that although stunningly beautiful, and poetic the BlondePoet is still imperfect.

        She lives in a far away state full of people who still insist on bending all the bananas.

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          logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Well, I don't know about the banana bending habit, but in my mind she's about as perfect as they come!

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            She is luscious, delicious and smarter than a bullet train, but alas, she is not a Melbournian. Perhaps if she would just stop with the banana bending.......

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              china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              is it the bananas or the bending that has your biblical ire up !!  I would share a banana with BP any day, bending or not !

        2. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          and they freeze those banana's and put chocolate on them, those Banana-Benders.....how weird is that ?

    4. Greek One profile image80
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I was going to agree with you but I heard my friends from Sydney say that everyone from Melbourne tend to be a little bit @#%@#^@$^@ and have small @#%#@%@@^@$^  smile

      That being the case, I would have to cast my vote with Beth

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Sydney-siders are still bragging about that tiny coat hanger they have draped across their bay, pretending it's a real bridge!
        What else could you expect from those pretenders!

        1. Greek One profile image80
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I also heard Melbournians have a bad case of Perth-envy

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Perth-envy?
            Perth is so far away from the rest of Australia it takes longer to get to than the North pole from here, so nobody goes there anymore!
            Silly little town anyway, full of sand gropers.

            1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
              Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Does Greek One mean Perth, Scotland? or that cute lil bordertown in Western Australia, which I swear resembled Bordertown in Mad Max III......

    5. Rochelle Frank profile image90
      Rochelle Frankposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Are they smart enough to know the difference between a partition and a petition? Are we supposed to sign on a wall? -- maybe  something to keep everyone else away?

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yes we worked that one out above Rochelle.
        We are gonna get hubbers to write it on a partition. A partition of the Great Wall of China!
        You will all be able to see it from there. smile

    6. aka-dj profile image79
      aka-djposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Did anybody point out your grammatical error, you more intellignent Melbournite? big_smile
      The correct word should be petition, NOT partition! cool

      Less inteligent, peacful non-Melbournite. lol

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yar! Some other yobbo tried to pin that on me, but Kanga got my back covered there. smile
        Your certainly are not a Melbournite that's easy to see.

        Ya spelt intelligent intellignent which sounds like a phone company, then ya go and murder it again leavin one "L" standin out like one dogs ball on it's own!! lol

        1. aka-dj profile image79
          aka-djposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I guess that puts us on Aussie soil at least!!
          Coulda done even betta if I tried!!
          Just tryin' to have some fun with ya.
          You still have a sense of humor, ye?

          BTW. that elusive 1st grandchild is due today, but is too happy to stay put. sad

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Yuse is just an armeture when it comes to spellin, and it's about time that baby turned up!

            1. earnestshub profile image87
              earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Seriously Aka, today you say?
              Keep me informed! smile

    7. Jane Bovary profile image89
      Jane Bovaryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hahaha...if I wasn't from Melbourne and didn't know this to be absolutely correct...I might have thought you were joking!

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        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        you must know by now that earnest never jokes! smile

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          That's right. Always deadly Earnest about everything. Name and nature... that's me! smile!

      2. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I'm glad you are here to verify the truth! smile

  2. Beth100 profile image84
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    It's much too late for you Melbournians!  Us Canadians have already taken over and are ruling!!!  lol

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Is Pinky and the Brain Canadian? smile

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I think their clothing is......

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Geez you Melbournites are great! You've been to Banff too? smile

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Beth,if all Canadian women look like your new avatar, I'm voting for you!

  3. Aficionada profile image92
    Aficionadaposted 6 years ago

    So, LOLOLOL, do all of those super-smart Melbournites know the difference between a partition and a petition?

    Is signing a partition like leaving graffiti on the Great Wall of China?  big_smile big_smile

    But maybe you're right about them being taller and better-looking.  Don't know about better-educated. But more tolerant?  Not so much.  Keep trying, though, it's terrifically entertaining to see how your tolerance is evolving.  big_smile  big_smile  big_smile

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol What is even more amazing is that a Melbournian would make a mistake!
      As for tolerant, I am very very tolerant! I just don't like anyone who isn't from Melbourne! smile

  4. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago

    I'll sign that petition, heck I'm from Melbourne, and I don't understand most other people, must be the fact that we cannot hear them over how awesome we Melbournites are. Also in other news......am working towards annexing Melbourne from the rest of Australia and creating, The Peoples Republic Of Melbourne, what ya reckon Earnest ?

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'm in Kanga! Pull up a wombat to sit on, I'l grab a couple of cold ones, kill a croc for lunch and we'll map it out!

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Strewth!!! Glad we still got those Esky's mate, otherwise we'd end up drier than a frogs bum. After we fire up the barbie and throw on a few Roo steaks, we need to also work out how to sink Tassie........ that lil blight on Melbourne, just south of us.....and for those not in the know, South Australia is just proof Tasmanian's can swim...

        1. Aficionada profile image92
          Aficionadaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          So that's where those Devils come from!?!

        2. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          We got a partition to tow that peace of flotsum out to sea or sell it to those crazy New Zealanders, but Eric got on hubpages showing both his heads at once, ( lucky he didn't flash the third one, Tasmanians do that! )
          Anyway New Zealand got cold feet so sinking it sounds like the best plan! smile

        3. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          We poke em off with sticks if they try to swim in here don't we Kanga? No flies on us Melbournites! smile

          1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
            Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            yes and absolutely tasty with a nice bottle of Cianti and some Guava beans........nom nom nom big_smile

            1. earnestshub profile image87
              earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I've had to cut back on Tasmanians since the last oil spill. smile

              Have you noticed the Americans trying to out do everyone with there disasters?
              They always have to be the biggest.
              Did you know Texas will fit inside Western Australia 5 times?
              Not a bad place to put Texas... nobody goes to Western Australia.

              1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
                Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                1. earnestshub profile image87
                  earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I worked in South Australia for a while Kanga. Had to live in a church. South Australia doesn't have any houses, just thousands of churches.
                  We don't let them come to Melbourne from Adelaide or anywhere else in South Australia. Sniffer dogs. Ya can smell the religion on em a mile off! smile

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    I may have to vote for your partition!  After all you couldn't do much worse than the morons in charge now! smile

  6. Ohma profile image81
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    This just will not do! If I have to listen to the Aussie accent all day I will never get anything done! {{{Sigh}}}

  7. easybusinesslinks profile image60
    easybusinesslinksposted 6 years ago

    So now we shall be enemies, we the UK are the best in the world .....except Football and managing oil!!

    We shall be the superpowers of the world, once we get better at being an empire again!

  8. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Well we Melbournites are diplomats to a man, so how about instead of going to war, we will give you Tasmania, delivered to a port of your choosing, and you give up your silly fantasies of being able to play cricket, or be as awesome as we Melbournites are in any way at all OK? smile

  9. wyanjen profile image88
    wyanjenposted 6 years ago

    As long as you don't start to partition the lord with prayer, I think you'll get along just fine with the Republic of Detroit. hee hee

    Do you still have those old-timey prison colonies down under?

    We need a place to park our mayor.
    http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/assets_c/2010/06/kwame_kilpatrick_booking-cropped-proto-custom_2.jpg

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol I think the sky fairy is safe enough. smile

      We have a prison in Darwin that will be happy to have the good Mayor. smile

      Tell him to ring ahead for room service. smile

  10. wyanjen profile image88
    wyanjenposted 6 years ago

    "Partition" is how you pronounce "petition", in Melbourne.

    Sheesh. We're a global community here. people! We must try to learn each other's dialects.
    You should hear how it's pronounced in Minnesota!

    big_smile
    (I got yer back, buddy!)

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Thanks buddy! I can spell, honest I can! lol lol

      I deserve a serve for this one though, due to the fact that I often laugh myself off my chair at these types of mistakes.
      Usually they are religious threads! lol lol lol

  11. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Where's Pinky and the Brain when you need em? smile

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I think they went after the bananas!

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol lol lol Bananas? smile I forgot about bananas! Good lead their Logic! lol

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          logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          No problemo!  I'll keep lobbing them and you keep hitting them out of the park! smile

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            lol lol lol I dunno logic, I reckon you swing a mean bat. lol

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              logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              That's what all the girls tell me!  smile

    2. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Earnest, I re-read the opening post and I do have to agree, that us Melbournites and especially this post does make me ridiculously good-looking.

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Sorry Kanga, there is nothing at all you can do about your incredible good looks.
        You are a Melbournite, so it's your natural attributes.

        1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yes I must admit that being a Melbournite does have its advantages, as well as the awesome food, lifestyle, good-looking sheilas, great sports (AFL is there any other sport?)

          {{{Sighs}}} No wonder we live in the 'Worlds Most Liveable City' smile

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    china manposted 6 years ago

    Okay - enough already!  The real reason partition is a good idea is to keep you drongo's locked in with yer bananas and barbies and tinnies -whatever they all are, they sound pornographic !!

    If you ever got out of yer backyards and into the real world you would find that not everyone thinks croc wrestling is at all funny, and those silly hats with corks on whoever thought they were a good idea to wear to pull a sheila. And Yabbies, WTF are they !!!

    1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hmmm, drongo is a derogatory term.

      barbies is vernacular for BBQ and is a quintessential and essential 'rite' to be performed each and every summer.

      banana's are for Queenslanders, and whilst considered Australian, they are indeed a differing and strange breed. Kind of like reverse Tasmanian's, come to think of it.

      tinnies are indeed an empty can of Australian Brewed beer, preferably Victoria Bitter, and THAT is NEVER a good situation.

      None of us think croc wrestling is funny either, thats why very few people do it, and even less of those untrained to do so.

      Hats with silly corks have not been in fashion since about the third fleet, nope, would much prefer my spray on Aeroguard, much more effective for mozzies and blowies.

      Yabbies, simply crustaceans in miniature form, and a absolute treat to eat.

      smile

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        china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I could go on with the stuff me ozzie mates here come out with, I got goodayowaryer quite early on but the tinnies piled up and I can't remember the rest big_smile

        1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lmao wink

  13. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Hmmmmmm,  reading back through the thread I saw the good old aussie "drongo", a fine word, much maligned.
    Like most words used by Australian, it's meaning changes depending on the context it is said in, such as "he's a good old bastard"
    Having said that. I got banned for using drongo once! smile


    There is as all Melbournites know, only one beer in the world that does not taste like warm camel piss, and that is Victoria Bitter! smile

    1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Tee Hee Hee, no that warm camel schlonker schtuff is Sydney Bitter, XXXX, West End, Swan Lager although I do pretend that even if the waters of James Boag are from Tassie, surely its brewed in Melbourne ?

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Is that Victoria's secret! smile

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      china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Sorry - where is malbourne again ?  I looked at my map and found a biggish island that is a desert with a teeny weeny thread of green around it - and a few small towns. Are you at the end of one of those camel trails I saw ?

      My friends here tell me that it is all Chinese people there, with one or two grizzly white guys wandering about speaking some language that is not like any English they learn here.  You guys must be those grizzlies then ?   smile

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol, did your Google Maps break ???

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          china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Nah!  when I google earthed Melbourne it just kinda laughed at me big_smile

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    china manposted 6 years ago

    No - hang on - I got it now !!!   if you zoom in you can even see the one horse wandering down the main street, and smoke coming up from the little fires in the backyards.  I hope you guys get gas and electric soon so you can use indoor cookers and stuff.

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That's not Melbourne! That sounds more like Melton, up the road a bit, barely even a suburb. smile
      I'll have you know there are several Melbournites! smile

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        china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Does that include that guy Sydney I heard about one time?

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Well, I do know Sydney, but here is a little know fact about Australia.
          Sydney is also the name of a small town on a pond with a small coat hanger for a bridge somewhere in another state half a world away, so I have heard of it too. smile

          1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
            Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Mebbe china man is referring to Sydney, that lives in Melton, I dunno....

            1. earnestshub profile image87
              earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Sydney lives in Melton? He must have two houses. smile He also lives in Baccus Marsh!

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                china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                There are more than two houses in Melbourne !!!!   wow - you guys are going at it bigtime big_smile

                1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
                  Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  hehehehe

                2. earnestshub profile image87
                  earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I told you before China, Melbourne has people. We have several houses too!
                  Kanga lives here, and may have a house.

                  I don't have a house, or a room, or walled shelter but I do have my own spot under the bridge. (We have a bridge too.)

                  1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
                    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    And that bridge is being expanded !!!!! Gee we Melbournites are a clever bunch big_smile

  15. kirstenblog profile image78
    kirstenblogposted 6 years ago

    Its a good thing you guys want a 'partition' to take over the world, not a 'petition'. tongue

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      china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Nah - they couldn't spell they are Aussies after all you know - they meant perdition !

  16. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago

    Its our true blue, dinky di, you bewt, down unda accent, we are saying petition, yet sounds like *pulls one ear* 'partition'

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      china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      What might do it for me and even cause me to think for one stupid moment to visit when you get that other shack put up - do you have good fly fishing there ?

      1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ermmm errrrrr, 2nd best in the world? Apparently there is another place 'Where A River Runs Through It' wink

      2. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        No, but our flys are legendary! smile
        I woz gonna go overseas once, but we Melbournites don't swim. smile

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          logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          But are your flys up?

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Oops! smile

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              Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Looks down......oh sh***********************************

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    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago

    *bump* he he he

  18. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Great minds an all that Kanga! lol

    1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hey Earnest fancy seeing you here again, lol. It's a shame we can't fit those other Eastern Coastal cities into Melbourne. Then the other Aussies would know how awesome it is down here big_smile

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        china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey - I am sure you could, you got loadsa dirt tracks I see from googleye - and all of them other cities put together don't amount to an inch of piss in an empty beer can !  big_smile

        1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Chinaman,

          Your obviously referring to those places that are not actually cities, they are towns, and most of them start with either a C or a G.

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            china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Nah - I mean what you call cities, and the rest of the world would rate a small town mate !!    Well just taking the @iss generally really big_smile 

            I have just moved from Wuhan in China to Guilin, a small city; Wuhan has more students enrolled at any one time in its universities and colleges than the total population of most of your 'cities' big_smile   But I am doing my best to teach em all English so they can fill up all those empty spaces for you !

            1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
              Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              lol lol lol

              1. earnestshub profile image87
                earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Asians have taken over my family!

                I accidently adopted a Chinese child, now his girlfriend and her sister are crazy about all things Japanese as well as Chinese although they are both English, and my adopted son having just dumped uni for bricklaying is taking up Japanese and heading for Japan he told me yesterday.

                Australia has become confusing! smile
                Kids are all crazy! send Help!

                But first remember, Melbourne must be in control of the world soon. We Melbournians are smarter than the rest of you, so it is natural really that we should control the planet from here!

                Please ignore our Federal election coverage.

                It was all done with smoke and mirrors by people who are not true Melbournites! smile

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    bananas are on their way.

  20. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Thank you logic!
    Bananas are the real source of all power in the world today, and all the worlds bananas will be straightened in Melbourne as soon as we have taken over the world.

    I thank you for your banana donation, you are special you know, ...... you may have some Melbournian blood.

    Are any of your ancestors criminals? smile

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Don't be shy logic! smile

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      All my ancestors were criminals!  Some were criminally insane, and some were just legally insane! It's a crime I say!  But they never hurt no bananas!  They euthanized them before partaking!
      I would be proud to have some Melbournian blood, but I'm not sure if they would give me any!
      Once you have taken over the world, I will apply for the head of crime and keeping bananas on the straight and narrow!  smile

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Thank goodness itself no bananas were injured by you or your wonderfully criminal family, a family that cares for the feelings of bananas is a real family in my book!

        With the insanely criminal ancestry you may well already be a Melbournian.

        It's may be time to go on "Who do you think you are" and find out! smile

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          logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          You know how it is, a family that preys together, stays together!  Yes we all care about feeling bananas!  It is a form of self flagellation!  Or perhaps an extension of it!
          I think Paul Simon put it aptly we he sang, "Who do who do you think your fooling, I'm a constipated man!"

  21. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago

    Would it not be more beneficial and less time consuming to give those bananas to Blondpoet, Wrylilt and all the other Qld'ers that be'eth round these parts?

    The smart Melbournite thang to do and also saves us time having to straighten out those barstid pieces of fruit smile

    1. alternate poet profile image78
      alternate poetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      NEVER feed Blondepoet bananas !!!!   Don't you guys know ANYTHING big_smile

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Feed them to her?

        We just want them bananas straightened.

        It was them Queensland foreigners wot bent em in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        1. alternate poet profile image78
          alternate poetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Oh if you want your banana straightened she is definately the one for the job - sorry - my mistake.

    2. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Goodness me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      It took a true Melbournian to come up with that one!
      What a spiffingly good idea! smile

  22. Diane Inside profile image86
    Diane Insideposted 6 years ago

    You would like them to sign a partition and not a petition. Hmmmm

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      Diane Insideposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      and Melbournites are smarter?

      1. alternate poet profile image78
        alternate poetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Them Marmites are smarter than you think ! they want a petition to go to perdition party and got it all in one word !

        1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
          Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          No No No, we are partitioning up around Melbourne with a wall of Sherrins and then having you ALL sign the petition that WE Melbournites have taken over.....officially.

          I am sure Earnest will profusely apologize for any confusion.......and prolly have that process done with that Timbaland featuring One Republic Youtoob vid or some such.

    2. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Yeah! A partition is bigger. smile

  23. zzron profile image60
    zzronposted 6 years ago

    My dog Reno would rule the world, if he could.

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    klarawieckposted 6 years ago

    Oh earnest! honey! no... no... no...
    You've got it all wrong! See? I'm not from Australia. I'm from Miami, Florida. So, yeah... the description fits correctly but you have to change the coordinates for your partition.

    big_smile

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Check on your family tree Klara, it may be that you have Melbourne blood in your family.
      Any criminals in your family? smile We Melbournites are mostly convicts, so if you have you could be related to a Melbournian.

      A much more likely explanation, as I have been to Miami and you guys are only chosen for retirement. smile

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        Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I beleive Earnest, if we check the records back far enough you will most likely find that klarawiecks earlier relatives were convicts sent to Melbourne, but the ship only landed here and they were then redirected back to the UK after picking up additional convicts, thence shipped onwards to Boston, MA whence the US was not quite formed and was still under 13 Colonies rule. Her relatives thence migrated down south to the areas of Florida now where she resides.

        Other than that I feel I just typed a bloody good story big_smile

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          klarawieckposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Kangaroo... you forgot about my other ancestor - grandpa, who was a Spanish Gypsy... no criminal blood there! big_smile

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            Kangaroo_Jaseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Unless!!!!!

            He was in cahoots with the gyspy morph, ask the men to 'gaze into his crystal ball' to tell them their fortunes whilst the gypsy morph would lighten their pockets big_smile

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          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lol Well I enjoyed it! lol

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    earnest honey?  I always thought it was earnest money! smile

 
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