"Men lie the most, but women tell the biggest lies. For man lying is damn near language. hell, we lie so much that we sometimes find ourselves living a lie. Here's a man's lie, 'I was at Tony's house. No, I was Jimmy's house.' Now that's a man's lie.
I really am a kitten from Planet X - and that's why I never post a photo on the hot female hubbers thread - I'm afraid your earth men just don't find me all that sexy. Although for some reason they do like to stroke me! Possibly because I can't help from purring when they do that and so they crave that soft rumbling noise I make. Maybe I really am sexier than I thought!
Because of all the money I make on HubPages, my husband has given up his business, and I've left my day job. In fact, my 25 Hubs make so much, I now spend the majority of my time jetting around the globe on glorious shopping sprees without a worry in the world. At this very moment of writing, I'm sitting in a private jet and sipping champagne whilst on my way to Dubai.
Hahahahahahahaha oh boy how funny that was..... Oh where is the bathroom........hahaha. Loved it. Yes I was born a man with one breast and a spring in my ding. I endured such a clash of identitiy until you dear buddy said I no longer had to be Al Kickurass no longer. You saved me, at last,FREEDOM...... It was intense while it lasted rolling in the hay with Misha, until he discovered my dark secret and adam's apple. Twas then with his nose in my kapose uncovering my she/he bit, that I knew from that instant....a spy he was.....
I have been happily married for 19 years, have 17 children and 3 mistresses. I also make so much money I wake up at 1pm each day thinking about what company I will buy just so I have something to do to while away my hours when awake.
Im looking forward to going BACK into town today for all the stuff I forgot yesterdy. It will be fun, people will be friendly, and I have so much money to spare Im not going to worry aobut the price of anything. Im also very happy my window is still broken, and cant be opened. I wont be having all that pesky fresh air flowing thru my van on this extremely chilly morning.
I just love going grocery shopping. I can buy what ever I want and never worry about how much the price of good chunk of meat has risen. I love buying all the little things we need and I always remember where everything is in the store.
...well, i've been married 6 times...it get's expensive for the exes to pick up the tab...number 7 wants to get married quick and without a 'prenup'...for no. 7, i decided i'll pay for the divorce lawyer...not sure how i'll handle no. 8 and 9...one decision at a time for me.....
...well....i think you were no. 3....did it cost you a lot of money before, during and after? if so, that was you......wanna try again and be 8? and....do you have a good life insurance policy this time...i'm into those these days!
oh wait...this is about lies...not about the truth!
...can't be...no virgins in my world...but then again are you talking about 'it wasn't sex' like Bill Clinton does....you're probably no. 4....it was fun while it lasted....i still have the dress as proof...just in case you don't send those payments.....and thanks for that 'big rock' - i still wear it sometimes....
...stop your whining already....just send the cheque! wanna try again and be no. 9? can you wait abit longer....save your money while you're waiting...you're gonna need more!...and take out a good life ins. policy...r u up for it?
...that's good....now you're talkin' my language ($$$$$ talk)...hmmmmm....anything?....and yes, all the way, just for you...btw...don't you forget - it's all about me baby!...don't forget to mail the life ins. policy to me too....and then we'll talk some more...maybe you could be no. 8...depends on the size of the ins. policy...start picking out another 'rock' for me too while you're at it....i'll pick up the tab for the divorce lawyer later...no 'prenup' for you either....just mine....
...i want to see the rock first! as for ins...whatever amount is possible.....go as high as you can....and of course 'name me' on it...and no one else....take out a will while you're at it....i want it all......and your pension plan too..,....it's all about me baby! r u still after the 8 spot?
....gotta go 'pull weeds' now...later camlo! i'll check my mail too!
I'm 22, 5'10" with long beautiful legs, blonde and big brown eyes measure 36" 22" 36" weigh 125 lbs.- have beauty queen looks but never do the pageant scene, hate to be considered a sex object. I graduated magna cum laude in psychology with a minor in physics and engineering. Also I am working on my master's degree in architecture. I am CEO of Neiman Marcus and can get you all discounts. Nevertheless, because I adhere to strictly green and sustainable energy and life-style, I own only 75 personal things and live in a "tiny" house. I ride my bike everywhere and am in great shape. I give all my money to international children's charities and have sponsored a chain of charity homes for old people.
ahhh...relaxing Sunday...i'm not going to go into my gardens and pull lots of weeds now.......i'm going to be so 'welcoming' to the ex as he drops by with all of his intense capital 'A' personality dragged along with him....and i'll welcome all of his suggestions about what i should do and what i shouldn't do...and i won't say "f-u, please leave...i was enjoying myself...pulling out all of these darn weeds"
...i got married yesterday...no. 7; booking an appointment with the divorce lawyer tomorrow....hope he's cute...he's a new one..the other lawyer got tired of all my demands and had the nerve to tell me to stop marrying everyone i date! sheesh.....