Only in America
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America is there a man in The White House who hates the thought of being an American.
here's a couple, not sure I have a favorite.
Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
by kirstenblog5 years ago
When you hear that blasted little inconsiderate piece of plastic and metal blaring out some noxious noise alerting you to impending disembodied communication like some sort of small child desperate for attention, do you...
by Freya Cesare5 years ago
“Who Are You?” Often we heard people asked. They want you to tell them who you really are. This is really simple question, is it? Or is it not?Have you ever noticed how people can come up with different...
by Deborah Sexton6 years ago
What's the funniest messages you've heard when calling someone? ie: Hi! Tony's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these...
by MikeNV6 years ago
Found these on another site.The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.America needs Obama Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.Q: Have you heard about...
by Susan Reid4 years ago
Bipartisan thread. Fave moments from RNC, DNC, both, welcome.Gotta say, Gabby Giffords proudly, passionately, enthusiastically leading the Pledge of Allegiance epitomizes what America is all about.
by Deidre Shelden5 years ago
Take a look at this article by one of his former college classmates. What do you think? http://www.lvrj.com/opinion/obama-s-age … 16764.html
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