No doubt we've all heard the term "everything in moderation". It's usually said by someone in a group conversation about someone else who got carried away with something, to excess, like eating too much sweets and the like.
I used to work with a guy, many years ago, who had a great comeback to this catch-all phrase. He used to say, "Oh yeah, like murder in moderation, or rape in moderation!"
Clearly, you can't say "everything in moderation" because there are so many things that cannot be included.
So, my purpose, is to open it up to everyone to add their response (like my old colleague).
I hope you go for some funny ones, but please keep it clean. NOTHING OFFENSIVE, PLEASE