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Blonde Poet Please Help

  1. Joy56 profile image60
    Joy56posted 6 years ago

    We are desperately seeking insanity, we need some one to get us going on our silly thread where are you...... any pics to get us in the mood for silliness.

    1. Jaggedfrost profile image86
      Jaggedfrostposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      What kind of silliness or insanity do you need?  I have many brands hiding in my coat here.... oh wait I still have that bottle of rationality in there.  (crash) Hmm I hope it doesn't infect anyone I know.

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        Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Not a raincoat by any chance?

        1. Jaggedfrost profile image86
          Jaggedfrostposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Don't be as silly as I. I only wear my rain coat when it is sunny.  This is my multi pocketed tux that I wear when it is raining cats and dogs that make strange noises as they fall to the earth.  I try to put a pillow under them all but I can only walk so fast before I have to run.  Running is so inconvenient with all the bottles of insanity in my tux.

    2. alternate poet profile image79
      alternate poetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      If you are stuck in the mddle of y night again you can always resurrect the argument thread - it works independently of any one person and frightens some people to death big_smile

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    moons of whiskey drown the owls
    the bells of the condom proclaim liberty
    2 horse collars for you and your mate
    i say a rosary for once a tenderness in the stall
    a drink to the glorious lonely
    she blinks a wee spot of sorrowful joy in the middle of it all
    bright lights and lizards darken the gloom
    that silver mirror full of lies
    white like snow the peonies rise
    shiit, sometimes lonely is one's best friend
    and my mother had nice legs and played in the rain

    1. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Gawd, I love thee, ralwus!

  3. timorous profile image91
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Here...have a nice, frosty ice cream cone, to relieve that summer heat...

    http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z28/h4xGman/f_fn7403m_9ff7978.gif

    smile smile

  4. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    well...she still hasn't dropped by....

    here's something silly!

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/Rumsfeld_Origami.gif

    1. alternate poet profile image79
      alternate poetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Thank you for posting these up - I can't get Youtube or many other sites here and can only see them if they are posted up like this smile

      Keep it up - I really likek your taste in nonsense also _

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        too bad for you....I'm basically new to checking out this stuff anyway...I guess that's why I'm having fun with it....but good to hear you're enjoying it!

        So, if a url for music gets posted, can you pick it up?   or....I guess not!

        1. alternate poet profile image79
          alternate poetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          sometimes - it depends where it is hosted.  This is to do with Chinese censorship of the internet - they don't allow social networking sites except internal sites like QQ which is like a combination of Facebook and MSN - they don't allow Youtube because it contains a lot of anti-chinese stuff and they work hard at keeping pronography out.

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I get it...I thought you were in England...but you're from there....hmmmm....I sure am glad we don't have censorship like that...it can go too far and people should be able to 'screen' for themselves...but I'm sure I don't have to tell you that.    China, wow!

            1. alternate poet profile image79
              alternate poetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              You do have a kind of censorship - the media promote mis-information as truth and then people, who for some reason like to be misused by misinformation, make a lot of noise shouting the lies repeatedly, these are the right wing and some Liberals.  You don't know the truth about anything much - any more than the Chinese population do, you (we) have an illusion of free speech.

              As for some of the censorship - I find it hard to argue against stopping pornography because it debases and devalues people in the making and in the watching.  The social sites are used by outside sources to interfere in Chinese internal affairs - some of these could be justified as everything is not perfect here, but much of it is just malicious lies and fabrications. Separating the truth from the lies is as impossible as separating them in the western media - simply blocking the sites and news sites is a crude way of doingthe job.  Also it is very easy to get around if you feel the need, up until recently the sites that allowed us to do it were free, now they charge and I don' tneed it that much big_smile

              By the way I am English - just living here teaching - and writing about China and the West in general.

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                you're right....no matter what you read and how you read it...I try to take most with a grain of salt...some sources, I have more faith in....I mean the basics like just being able to listen to whatever music you want or the gifs/pics I post - because they are available.  I don't really read newspapers anymore because it depends on who is doing the reporting etc. and the same with the net....same with the television...depends on who is spinning what and why...

                I find this forum quite interesting to hear what people have to say outside of NA....don't hear enough though!

                1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                  SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I get quite close to politics here in Canada...and speak to some who are in the middle of it...as well I go by what the average person has to say...that is why these kind of threads can be insightful....we're the average folk (I think anyway) and have lots to say on our views, etc.

  5. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    found another silly one....no harm intended to anyone...

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/LOTRFunny3.gif

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LMAO oh I love it and the king, omg he is hot, ohhhhh and that long haired blonde one aghhhhhhhhhh, wasn't he adorable.
      Us ladies seriously need to draw straws.

  6. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'M HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    YAHOO I feel so wanted and needed oh wow.
    Sorry I am late had a naughty lunch of caramel cheesecake and some fries......bloated as a bullfrog...got some working out to do.........burp.

    So what's hanging here. Found a pic to get the mood rolling like a set of kanakas rolling down the pavement LMAO.
    Aww love u Joy u made my day. You just call my name and I will come running...

    Just sitting around waiting for the pest control man to come I have bats in my office

    http://i903.photobucket.com/albums/ac238/rubylovesponies/Funny%20Pics/29c1c05.gif

    P.S Nah it is actually my ex boyfriend Hugh Jass trying to woo me back.

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LOL...you're a crazy woman!

      1. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        LMAO you taught me everything I need to know. smile smile

        http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k223/dahilig007/dancing.gif

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    But it's a good crazy! smile

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      of course...we've been waiting for her...

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        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Indeed!

    2. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh my lover has arrived. Oh just let me get changed into something comfortable.
      http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj227/rockygirlcat/Cute/funny-animals-1080-1.jpg

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        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Wow!  Bottomless, I like it!

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Thought it might tickle your fancy well what about this one for the dance

          http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/SpiderVamp38/Sexy%20dresses/Thisisthedress.jpg

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            logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Absolutely as long as you are in it!

            1. blondepoet profile image80
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Roarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

              Let's workout

              http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i143/theteeshiest/80s_workout_cat.jpg

  8. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    found this one....this is a good place to post it....
    it's  not you BP...I just liked it...could be me one day!

    http://gi156.photobucket.com/groups/t20/NEFQC3TRX6/crazy_woman-1-1.jpg

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hahahahahahahahaha oh I nearly had an accident laughing. Got to to the ladies now ROFL LMAO.

      http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i233/rachel1919/funny%20stuff/Toilets.jpg

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Now we got the forums going!

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      And just warming up.........

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        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        They are always hot when you are here! smile

  10. lorlie6 profile image85
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    Where do you FIND these things-videos, photos, etc.?  I feel so inadequate...sad

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Type in funny pics. Hiya Lorlie found a dress for you to wear

      http://i819.photobucket.com/albums/zz119/sanchox/shopafilia%20collection/D49.jpg

      1. lorlie6 profile image85
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It's absolutely ME!

  11. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    Pstttt while I am here if any readers need advice on relationships, how to break in a house if you have locked yourself out, or how to find something you lost, or medical issues sing out, top advice given here free of charge.

    1. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh, that's easy, BP-I always find what I've lost in the last place I look.  Everyone does.

      1. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I find my sunglasses always after half hour on my head.

      2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey Lorlie...you didn't respond to my post about coming to see me and listening to 'trucker' tunes with all the dough you're making!  the OMG I made some money thread!  You made 10 bucks right?

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yea where have they all gone.
          JOYYYYYYYYYY are you still about.

          1. Joy56 profile image60
            Joy56posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            i do not know where i went, but i am back, let's boogy

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              logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I like to boogie all nite and every day! smile

        2. lorlie6 profile image85
          lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Sorry bout that, I went out to the bar with that ten bucks and just couldn't type any more.  Now that I've recovered, we can listen to those tunes, k?

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            ..yep...you just let me know when you hit Canada...I'll meet you at the border in my truck!  it'll be fun.....

  12. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ..let's add a little music...

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/CATBANJO.gif

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Alright, dueling pussycats! smile

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  14. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ..and add some swearing too....just because we can....

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/4bebc1c0.jpg

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hahaha love it.
      She reminds me of the lady that used to work at the canteen at high school. Her name was Miss Cara Van, she never married.

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        she reminds me of Sister Mary Teresa!  she was quite stern as I recall....didn't have an eyepatch...should have!  It would have more sense to me as a kid in school!

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          LMAO actually she also looks a little like a hubber I know but we won't go there haha.

  15. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ...and a little of this...and we have a party...where's the booze?

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/Stormtrooper.gif

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    I see if I can brew some up in the still!

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      And add logic he is the table dancer and yesssssssss we got a party going.

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        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        You'll need plenty of 20's! smile

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I plan to swipe my Visa card.

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            logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I'll give you a private lap dance for free! smile

        2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
          SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          ...20's...is that what it costs?....I'm not used to paying.....does monopoly money work?

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            logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I'm easy but I'm not cheap! smile

            1. blondepoet profile image80
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Can you come out in a policeman suit....to begin with

              http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx97/JML9999/Animated_Police_Car_Lights_2.gif

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                ...either that or a fireman suit...you know that look with just the suspenders and no shirt!!!!  Yeehaw....I guess I better find 20 bucks...Canadian or US...I guess it doesn't matter anymore...okay now i'm really gone! ....later all!

                1. blondepoet profile image80
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Goodnight everyone . Love you all.

                  1. Hokey profile image59
                    Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Leaving so soon?

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                    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Goodnite sweety! smile

          2. blondepoet profile image80
            blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            haha you might have to land on the start button first.

  17. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    omg my flatmate just came home

    http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg102/Jarden71/lol%20cats/funny-pictures-cat-wig-dress-home-e.jpg

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      LOL!  that's too funny! ....surprise!

  18. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 6 years ago

    ..hey, when the cop comes to break it all up...don't worry...he's just showing off....just carry on as usual and don't answer the door....let the neighbours worry about it .....night all...it was fun!

    http://i803.photobucket.com/albums/yy317/mlmvicbc/police.gif

    1. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I am married to that cop.  He's quite the pistol.

      1. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Wow is that why you are always smiling.

    2. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Wow logic sure knows how to fire his pistol lol.

  19. donotfear profile image90
    donotfearposted 6 years ago

    Looks like I missed all the action. I'm glad to see our friend Hokey is back.  He's quite a deep thinker.

    I couldn't sleep tonight, as usual, dang Lyme cooties are acting up. Thought BP might cheer me on...it's all cool.

    Hi Lorlie, bye Lorlie!

    Bye Blondpoet, you crazy thing.

  20. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    where did all you guys go sob sob and I thought Joy needed me, oh carne the crows and shoot the cow I am going to cry now while I eat a prawn sandwich in retaliation. smile smile

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    BP, carnal knowledge of crows is illegal in some states!
    How do you keep those prawns between the slices of bread?

  22. Joy56 profile image60
    Joy56posted 6 years ago

    i just caught up with this thread, we always need you., always you are a doll

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Hep me BP! Hep me! Hep me!

  24. Joy56 profile image60
    Joy56posted 6 years ago

    B,P, I learnt how to put a picture at last, from your lessons in another thread, will post one to thank you....

    http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb44/misssybrett07/MK/Thankyou.jpg

    hooray i can do it,

 
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