Blonde Poet Please Help

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   Joy56posted 13 years ago

   We are desperately seeking insanity, we need some one to get us going on our silly thread where are you...... any pics to get us in the mood for silliness.

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      Jaggedfrostposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      What kind of silliness or insanity do you need?  I have many brands hiding in my coat here.... oh wait I still have that bottle of rationality in there.  (crash) Hmm I hope it doesn't infect anyone I know.

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         Kathryn LJposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Not a raincoat by any chance?

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            Jaggedfrostposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Don't be as silly as I. I only wear my rain coat when it is sunny.  This is my multi pocketed tux that I wear when it is raining cats and dogs that make strange noises as they fall to the earth.  I try to put a pillow under them all but I can only walk so fast before I have to run.  Running is so inconvenient with all the bottles of insanity in my tux.

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      alternate poetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      If you are stuck in the mddle of y night again you can always resurrect the argument thread - it works independently of any one person and frightens some people to death

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   ralwusposted 13 years ago

   moons of whiskey drown the owls
   the bells of the condom proclaim liberty
   2 horse collars for you and your mate
   i say a rosary for once a tenderness in the stall
   a drink to the glorious lonely
   she blinks a wee spot of sorrowful joy in the middle of it all
   bright lights and lizards darken the gloom
   that silver mirror full of lies
   white like snow the peonies rise
   shiit, sometimes lonely is one's best friend
   and my mother had nice legs and played in the rain

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      lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Gawd, I love thee, ralwus!

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   timorousposted 13 years ago

   Here...have a nice, frosty ice cream cone, to relieve that summer heat...
   
   
   
   

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   well...she still hasn't dropped by....
   
   here's something silly!
   
   

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      alternate poetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you for posting these up - I can't get Youtube or many other sites here and can only see them if they are posted up like this
      
      Keep it up - I really likek your taste in nonsense also _

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         SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         too bad for you....I'm basically new to checking out this stuff anyway...I guess that's why I'm having fun with it....but good to hear you're enjoying it!
         
         So, if a url for music gets posted, can you pick it up?   or....I guess not!

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            alternate poetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            sometimes - it depends where it is hosted.  This is to do with Chinese censorship of the internet - they don't allow social networking sites except internal sites like QQ which is like a combination of Facebook and MSN - they don't allow Youtube because it contains a lot of anti-chinese stuff and they work hard at keeping pronography out.

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               SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               I get it...I thought you were in England...but you're from there....hmmmm....I sure am glad we don't have censorship like that...it can go too far and people should be able to 'screen' for themselves...but I'm sure I don't have to tell you that.    China, wow!

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                  alternate poetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  You do have a kind of censorship - the media promote mis-information as truth and then people, who for some reason like to be misused by misinformation, make a lot of noise shouting the lies repeatedly, these are the right wing and some Liberals.  You don't know the truth about anything much - any more than the Chinese population do, you (we) have an illusion of free speech.
                  
                  As for some of the censorship - I find it hard to argue against stopping pornography because it debases and devalues people in the making and in the watching.  The social sites are used by outside sources to interfere in Chinese internal affairs - some of these could be justified as everything is not perfect here, but much of it is just malicious lies and fabrications. Separating the truth from the lies is as impossible as separating them in the western media - simply blocking the sites and news sites is a crude way of doingthe job.  Also it is very easy to get around if you feel the need, up until recently the sites that allowed us to do it were free, now they charge and I don' tneed it that much
                  
                  By the way I am English - just living here teaching - and writing about China and the West in general.

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                     SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     you're right....no matter what you read and how you read it...I try to take most with a grain of salt...some sources, I have more faith in....I mean the basics like just being able to listen to whatever music you want or the gifs/pics I post - because they are available.  I don't really read newspapers anymore because it depends on who is doing the reporting etc. and the same with the net....same with the television...depends on who is spinning what and why...
                     
                     I find this forum quite interesting to hear what people have to say outside of NA....don't hear enough though!

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                        SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        I get quite close to politics here in Canada...and speak to some who are in the middle of it...as well I go by what the average person has to say...that is why these kind of threads can be insightful....we're the average folk (I think anyway) and have lots to say on our views, etc.

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   found another silly one....no harm intended to anyone...
   
   

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LMAO oh I love it and the king, omg he is hot, ohhhhh and that long haired blonde one aghhhhhhhhhh, wasn't he adorable.
      Us ladies seriously need to draw straws.

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   blondepoetposted 13 years ago

   HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'M HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
   YAHOO I feel so wanted and needed oh wow.
   Sorry I am late had a naughty lunch of caramel cheesecake and some fries......bloated as a bullfrog...got some working out to do.........burp.
   
   So what's hanging here. Found a pic to get the mood rolling like a set of kanakas rolling down the pavement LMAO.
   Aww love u Joy u made my day. You just call my name and I will come running...
   
   Just sitting around waiting for the pest control man to come I have bats in my office
   
   
   
   P.S Nah it is actually my ex boyfriend Hugh Jass trying to woo me back.

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      LOL...you're a crazy woman!

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         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         LMAO you taught me everything I need to know.
         
         

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   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

   But it's a good crazy!

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      of course...we've been waiting for her...

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         logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Indeed!

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh my lover has arrived. Oh just let me get changed into something comfortable.
      

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         logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Wow!  Bottomless, I like it!

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Thought it might tickle your fancy well what about this one for the dance
            
            

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               logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Absolutely as long as you are in it!

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                  blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Roarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
                  
                  Let's workout
                  
                  

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

   found this one....this is a good place to post it....
   it's  not you BP...I just liked it...could be me one day!
   
   

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Hahahahahahahahaha oh I nearly had an accident laughing. Got to to the ladies now ROFL LMAO.
      
      

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   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

   Now we got the forums going!

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      And just warming up.........

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         logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         They are always hot when you are here!

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    lorlie6posted 13 years ago

    Where do you FIND these things-videos, photos, etc.?  I feel so inadequate...

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Type in funny pics. Hiya Lorlie found a dress for you to wear
       
       

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          lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          It's absolutely ME!

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    Pstttt while I am here if any readers need advice on relationships, how to break in a house if you have locked yourself out, or how to find something you lost, or medical issues sing out, top advice given here free of charge.

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Oh, that's easy, BP-I always find what I've lost in the last place I look.  Everyone does.

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          blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          I find my sunglasses always after half hour on my head.

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Hey Lorlie...you didn't respond to my post about coming to see me and listening to 'trucker' tunes with all the dough you're making!  the OMG I made some money thread!  You made 10 bucks right?

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             blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Yea where have they all gone.
             JOYYYYYYYYYY are you still about.

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                Joy56posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                i do not know where i went, but i am back, let's boogy

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                   logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I like to boogie all nite and every day!

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             lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Sorry bout that, I went out to the bar with that ten bucks and just couldn't type any more.  Now that I've recovered, we can listen to those tunes, k?

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                SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                ..yep...you just let me know when you hit Canada...I'll meet you at the border in my truck!  it'll be fun.....

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ..let's add a little music...
    
    

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Alright, dueling pussycats!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ..and add some swearing too....just because we can....
    
    

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha love it.
       She reminds me of the lady that used to work at the canteen at high school. Her name was Miss Cara Van, she never married.

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          SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          she reminds me of Sister Mary Teresa!  she was quite stern as I recall....didn't have an eyepatch...should have!  It would have more sense to me as a kid in school!

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             blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             LMAO actually she also looks a little like a hubber I know but we won't go there haha.

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ...and a little of this...and we have a party...where's the booze?
    
    

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    I see if I can brew some up in the still!

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       And add logic he is the table dancer and yesssssssss we got a party going.

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          logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          You'll need plenty of 20's!

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             blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             I plan to swipe my Visa card.

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                logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I'll give you a private lap dance for free!

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             SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             ...20's...is that what it costs?....I'm not used to paying.....does monopoly money work?

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                logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                I'm easy but I'm not cheap!

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                   blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Can you come out in a policeman suit....to begin with
                   
                   

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                      SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      ...either that or a fireman suit...you know that look with just the suspenders and no shirt!!!!  Yeehaw....I guess I better find 20 bucks...Canadian or US...I guess it doesn't matter anymore...okay now i'm really gone! ....later all!

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                         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Goodnight everyone . Love you all.

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                            Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            Leaving so soon?

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                               lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                               Hokey???  Is that really you???  Wow-what a sight for sore eyes!

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                                  Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                  Yup! Here I am! So whats happening?

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                                     alternate poetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                     Wow -= welcome back bro - where you been ?

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                                        Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                        Here and there. Seeing friends, trying to keep shit simpleand have a little fun

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                                           alternate poetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                           Cool - don't stay away ah

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                                     lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                     Where on earth have you been, young man?  Or off earth?  I think lots of folks thought you left the planet...or at least HubPages.

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                                        Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                        Been playing my guitar by the ohio river

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                                           lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                                           That sounds heavenly-really!

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                               blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                               Hokey yahoooo gee we missed you.
                               It was only the other night I was eating some hokey pokey home brand ice-cream and was thinking of you.Don't you go wandering off now or we will be straight out after you esp Donotfear, she is good at roping in the stallions.

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                            logic,commonsenseposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                            Goodnite sweety!

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                blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                haha you might have to land on the start button first.

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    omg my flatmate just came home
    
    

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       SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       LOL!  that's too funny! ....surprise!

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    SomewayOuttaHereposted 13 years ago

    ..hey, when the cop comes to break it all up...don't worry...he's just showing off....just carry on as usual and don't answer the door....let the neighbours worry about it .....night all...it was fun!
    
    

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       lorlie6posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I am married to that cop.  He's quite the pistol.

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          blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Wow is that why you are always smiling.

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Wow logic sure knows how to fire his pistol lol.

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    donotfearposted 13 years ago

    Looks like I missed all the action. I'm glad to see our friend Hokey is back.  He's quite a deep thinker.
    
    I couldn't sleep tonight, as usual, dang Lyme cooties are acting up. Thought BP might cheer me on...it's all cool.
    
    Hi Lorlie, bye Lorlie!
    
    Bye Blondpoet, you crazy thing.

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    where did all you guys go sob sob and I thought Joy needed me, oh carne the crows and shoot the cow I am going to cry now while I eat a prawn sandwich in retaliation.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    BP, carnal knowledge of crows is illegal in some states!
    How do you keep those prawns between the slices of bread?

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    i just caught up with this thread, we always need you., always you are a doll

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    logic,commonsenseposted 13 years ago

    Hep me BP! Hep me! Hep me!

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    Joy56posted 13 years ago

    B,P, I learnt how to put a picture at last, from your lessons in another thread, will post one to thank you....
    
    
    
    hooray i can do it,

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