Dude - I said I would send the damn $4. All I need is your social security number, bank details and secret code, address and a copy of your birth certificate, and I can send the money. You can trust me.
He has control of them 24/7, and releases them for 4 hours a day to attend the nourishing pastafarian meals and beer volcano that is provided free of charge by the Spaghetti Monster at his stripper factory.
Many a day have Mr. Knowles and myself assisted the S.M in the selection and training of the staff in this establishment, and no doubt that's where Mark is at the moment.
cheers, Eric G.
P.S. I have an incredible pic of some topless strippers, which believe it or not is suitable for hub pages. Will post it when I find it.
No. I had heard of Gapple, and had actually written a deep throat type exposure of the truth behind that unholy alliance. I can't give you the secret link to that (the black helicopters are watching me) , but if you search for "Gapple.com Goople.com" I know you will find it.
Um, well don't know how to say this but (scratches head, looks sheepish and a little dishevelled) it's actually me. I keep it very quite behind a mask of rubbish writing and inane banter but I am THE wittiest writer.
we should all go back in our caves and not come back out until all popularity contests are finally over! also this thread reads like a men's club - boooooo! hissssssssssssss! only two witty women out of 100,000 hubbers? I wish I could just snip this thread. but I'm not staff. and its not against the rules to act like we're in 7th grade.
don't mind me. I'm just miffed that nobody thinks I'm witty.
Definitely Greek one - though he tends to go overboard sometimes! (he knows what I mean) Shades - understated wit.. Ralwus, Misha, Ron, PD, NU, Ernest, Mrv and Logic - all make me smile... Not to forget, Mega1, UW, Rochelle and Mighty Mom too!
Ok, if you haven't read Karen Wodke's hubs yet, and if you are the sort of person who finds laughing amusing, then I suggest you have a look. I just read the three most recent ones and I'm dying.No wonder she...