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Favourite Quotes?

  1. Joe Badtoe profile image60
    Joe Badtoeposted 6 years ago

    I have these

    'if you don't like my principles I have others' - Groucho Marx

    When asked what he thought of Western Civilisation Ghandi replied 'I think it would be a very good idea'

    'If I say the people are starving I'm called a Saint but if I ask why the people are starving I'm called a communist' - Anon

    'banks are the only institution that offers you an umbrella when its sunny and takes it back when it rains' - anon


    Some of my own spoof ones

    'if we're all the same underneath who's neath?

    'life is short, and I've got the tape'

    'money can't buy you love but it'll get ugly folk laid'

    'I used to carry electrical currents around with me, they were great days I was ecstatic'

    'I lost my arm in accident but the surgeon saved my tattoes'

    'if you lose your memory and your wallet on the same day do you have to start over?'

    When you make a call an the receptionists says 'bear with me' respond with a jolly 'tiger by my side'

    JBtwo10

  2. sugz profile image61
    sugzposted 6 years ago

    for the past year i've been using a quote of my own..

    I'm never alone as long as I'm around. ©2009

    1. Joe Badtoe profile image60
      Joe Badtoeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi sugz thank you for your kind comments re my profile.

      There's a couple of Woody Allen quotes I forgot to add;

      'I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it arrives'

      'I got expelled from my metaphysical exam for looking into the soul of the guy in front of me'

  3. tthudium profile image61
    tthudiumposted 6 years ago

    Knowledge is power
    Duct tape fixes everything except divorces, that's what superglue is for!
    Those are my two favorite ones!

    1. tthudium profile image61
      tthudiumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I also have a hub that is titled "Top 25 funniest tweets"  and they are sort of like quotes. You can post them to Facebook too.

  4. Lily Rose profile image84
    Lily Roseposted 6 years ago

    "It's better to remain silent and be thought of a fool, then to speak up and remove all doubt" - my favorite since 10th grade, thanks to Mr. Rosen!

  5. sugz profile image61
    sugzposted 6 years ago

    everything in life happens for a reason and there's a reason for everything.


    smile.. it makes people wonder what you're thinking.. hehe

    1. sofs profile image87
      sofsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.
      Dr. Seuss

      To all the creative writer here!!  Keep those fantasy cells working!!

      1. sugz profile image61
        sugzposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        hey sofs, woudl you like a portion of my fantasy cells? my brain has been working overtime today an i kinda need a rest.. some logic in here would do absolute wonders..

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    Those who laugh, lasts.  lol

  7. europewalker profile image82
    europewalkerposted 6 years ago

    "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Thomas Edison

    "Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

    "One may smile, and smile, and be a villain." Shakespeare

  8. trish1048 profile image80
    trish1048posted 6 years ago

    I loved your 'if you lose your memory and your wallet on the same day do you have to start over?'

    Gave me my first laugh of the day smile

    I have many, but for now it's 'three things in life should never be broken, toys, hearts and promises'.

 
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