Name things that sound alike but have different meanings. Can include more than one word. I'll start.underwear...clothing and under where? The question.Corn...a vegetable. and Corn...as in something funny and stupid.
brainwash - brain wash?izzat alright?
A duck and a fart.
Trainers (UK for sneakers)
lettuce and let us
coin laundry (you wash coins?!?)
I like that one.
@Beth. Surely you must have heard the term "money laundering".
Here's a new one.A buck...slang for a dollarA buck...a male deerA buck...a young man
I've had people ask me if I'm a penis...
Sorry... this thing deleted the second half of my message. I probably pressed Submit without meaning to...The above comment came out wrong! - lolPeople ask me if I'm a penis, but they really mean to ask me if I'm a pianist. It's all very confusing!!! lol lol lol
Like the dog called Liberace.....because he's the peeinest
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA after the first comment I was like...wtf? that has to be the funniest early submission error I have ever ever seen.
prefer a fly on the wall or a fly in your soup?Zip your fly, the fly zips aroundflying and zipping around all day...
The zipper in your pants is also part of a fly.You also have a fly in your underwear, and can have a fly on your underwear trying to crawl into your fly.better swat that fly before it gets there!
You could eat several bowls of cereal, in serial fashion.
Go ahead - goat headWhen someone says 'go ahead', reply 'did you call me a goat head?' It always gets a laugh!
lol..I am gonna try that.
serial killerWe all kill a little bit of cereal every morning by eating it.
hahaAlso surreal sounds almost like cereal.Which I'm gonna go get some now.Cereal, that is.
what a pear you make... or may be what a pair you make...fair enough???... may sound like a backlash in Asian countries where it is a big deal to have a fair complexion
The bare bear wears no clothes and bares all while the witnesses watch unbearably with great discomfort at the bare bear.
I do a little sole searching when I look for my shoes.The souls of my feet sure are spirited.
The horse is a little hoarse (that must make the horse a pony )
He gets light headed by a heavy hand.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bearFuzzy Wuzzy had no hairFuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy..was he?
I am a little hoarse .... (horse)
Helmet and without it Hell met!
ha ha ha These all are too funny!!There's a bit of cinnamon with my synonyms this morning.
"look at you" or lookatchu lol look, achooooo, oh, god bless you
Jeremy, while hanging some old-fashioned wallpaper, discovered the paste was drying too quickly, so he paced himself accordingly.
A pace for everything and everything in its pace. I couldn't resist.How about two eyesA parasightWhat you groom your cat with:Catacomb
Don't look directly at the sun, son
Reel #3 is a real thriller
"four candles and fork handles" ( quote from 2 Ronnies UK comedy duo)
A roe of salmon eggs are in a row.
Missed and mist - They missed seeing each other because of the mist.Nose and Knows - Who knows why he picked that nose; it does not suit him at all.
In order to arrive at the correct result, all operations need to be performed in sequins.
The quins performed the sequence dance wearing sequins, they failed to win a medal because the twins always wins.
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