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ask somethin' interestin' and Ans. the previous Q. in a funny way.

  1. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    If the first post is
    Q: who is the miss universe this year?
    The next post could be
    A: excuse me,why do you ask me? It's not me.
    Q: what is the fish saying?

    i will start the post with this Q. what is the color of hubpages forum?
    Ans. it and ask your Q. in the next post.

  2. ddsurfsca profile image72
    ddsurfscaposted 6 years ago

    Sometimes the color of hubpages forum is black and blue....


    If you had a dollar and fifty cents, what would you do with it?

  3. Laura Philips profile image61
    Laura Philipsposted 6 years ago

    A. Purchase a new ashtray for my motorbike

    Q. If Goofy is a dog, what is pluto?

  4. mythbuster profile image86
    mythbusterposted 6 years ago

    Pluto is a planet.

    What do you like in your coffee?

  5. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    Tons of cream, thank you very much.

    What should I do if my husband bursts into flames?

  6. mythbuster profile image86
    mythbusterposted 6 years ago

    Quickly search for the hotline for "human combustion emergencies, paranormal and ghostbusting services."

    ?????????

    Tea or Coffee?

    1. lorlie6 profile image83
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Why all the ???'s, mythbuster?

      Anyway, coffee all the live long day.

      Where is the one place you want to go before you die?

      1. Rafini profile image85
        Rafiniposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I'd at least want to go out kickin' and screamin'big_smile


        If money were no object, where would you want to build your dream house?

  7. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    In Big Sur, if he'd let me, of course! smile

    Why do dogs drool?

  8. mythbuster profile image86
    mythbusterposted 6 years ago

    Because they're cool - but cats rule!

    smile

    Are you a nighthawk or morning sort of person?

    1. Laura Philips profile image61
      Laura Philipsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I am more of a morningcrow than a nighthawk.

      Why does your breath smell in the morning?

  9. xixi12 profile image79
    xixi12posted 6 years ago

    because i ate some flowers called vegetables.

    Why would anyone want to earn more money?

    1. Greek One profile image81
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Answer: to pay for more escorts


      Question: does your groin itch all the time and give off a glowing greenish color too?

      1. lorlie6 profile image83
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Thankfully, not today!

        How much money would it take to make you happy?

        1. Greek One profile image81
          Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          A  $30 million

          Q Anyone got a spare $30 million

  10. Ivorwen profile image82
    Ivorwenposted 6 years ago

    Exact change for all my bills and anything else I buy.

    ?:  What ever happened to Camelot?

  11. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Cam was downsized as a cost-cutting measure, so there's a lot less of it now. lol

    How many bubbles are in a can of Coke?

    1. Greek One profile image81
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      you are wondering why Greek Ones Hubscore is only 94

      what am I thinking?

  12. Ivorwen profile image82
    Ivorwenposted 6 years ago

    You are thinking how uncomfortable thigh high socks are.

    Why do some people detest learning so much?

  13. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    Because they don't want to be seen in public with all those unsightly facts.

    Where do the children play?

  14. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    A: On my scalp and you see there's no grass[hair] on it.
    Q: Why didn't you say me that you wanted a single red rose?

    1. Greek One profile image81
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Because I actually wanted one dozen

      What is your full bank account info?

  15. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    no bank account - really.

    Do you believe in the holy cow?

    1. Greek One profile image81
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      i have sucked from it's nurturing teet

      Do these jeans make me look fat?

  16. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    Ans: no, it just seems like new generation potatoes are fancy wearing geans
    Q: Where is my unmarried wife?

    1. Greek One profile image81
      Greek Oneposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      she is lying next to me in my fancy jeans

      when will the world end?

      1. Ivorwen profile image82
        Ivorwenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        When history repeats itself and dinosaurs rule the earth again.

        what does pink taste like?

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          ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Carp.

          What is on the backside of Sally?

  17. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    OO
    wanna smoke a hubnugget?

  18. Beth100 profile image82
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    i don't like burnt food!


    how many stars out there tonight?

  19. 0
    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Beth is the only star I see tonight.

    When will that ice melt?

  20. Beth100 profile image82
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    I just fell through it.


    How do you catch fireflies?

  21. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    I take your previous avatar[s*xy bi*ini pics]

    why do you change your profile pics?

    1. A la carte profile image61
      A la carteposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      A. It's easier than plastic surgery
      Q. What could be more fun than trying to outrun a hippo?

  22. Beth100 profile image82
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    out swim on


    is it fun to jump on jell-o??

  23. 0
    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    only in the nude.
    Can I can see the backside of your moon?

    1. Ivorwen profile image82
      Ivorwenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      if you stand on your head and look backwards.

      Who wants to party on planet Pluto?

      1. 0
        ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Pluto is too far away.
        Can you pee on the sun?

  24. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    When you stand on Uranus you can pee on the sun!

    Are vegetables pure?

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      That depends on where they've been.

      Why don't goldfish crackers taste like fish or look like crackers?

  25. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    Because they are a marketing strategy and completely food valueless!

    Would you rather eat a white or a yellow peach?

  26. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago

    I don't judge my fruits by their color... its what's inside that counts.  (Mmmmm... Peachy juicy goodness...)

    How do you suppose one makes a "Whoopie Pie?"

  27. RFox profile image81
    RFoxposted 6 years ago

    First you make Whoopie and then you bake.

    How much wood would a woodchuck, chuck...if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?

  28. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    make a sweet crust - add plenty of hot whoopie!

    where have all the flowers gone? 

    (hi TS!)

    1. camlo profile image81
      camloposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Eaten up by all those naughty peaches.

      How do you like your cucumber?

  29. Beth100 profile image82
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    crisp, fresh and firm

    why did the tomato blush?

  30. ReggieD06 profile image61
    ReggieD06posted 6 years ago

    Because the onion cried.



    Why is the sky blue?

  31. skyfire profile image71
    skyfireposted 6 years ago

    Sky hates red color.

    What will happen if chuck noris lands on moon ?

  32. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    He'll chop those moon rocks to pieces.

    When you're asleep, are you drinking water?

  33. camlo profile image81
    camloposted 6 years ago

    No, I'm eating it.

    When writing messages on the Forums, do you use a pen or a keyboard?

  34. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    i use fingers, toes and my forehead sometimes the long****
    how do you know her?

  35. Ivorwen profile image82
    Ivorwenposted 6 years ago

    from grade school.




    How do you know him?

    1. camlo profile image81
      camloposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Very well.

      How often do you cut your toe nails?

  36. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    after reading The Clean Life's hub

    where do you put your money?

    1. camlo profile image81
      camloposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I line my pockets with it.

      Do you wear a belt because you have to, or because you want to?

  37. Beth100 profile image82
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    I never leave home without it.


    Is multiple personality disorder real?

  38. camlo profile image81
    camloposted 6 years ago

    If you knew me, you'd know it's real.

    Why is the man in Beth100's avatar pointing at his hat and laughing?

  39. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
    ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago

    Because its better than pointing at his something else and laughing.

    Why does a quarter back?

  40. lorlie6 profile image83
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    Because nobody'd watch a quarter front.

    How do you scratch in English?

    1. ThoughtfulSpot profile image82
      ThoughtfulSpotposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      With a Jolly Old Backscratcher.

      Why do pirates wear patches?

      1. sofs profile image87
        sofsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        do cover up the dumb looks

        why does a cat have a catnap?

      2. Ivorwen profile image82
        Ivorwenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        In case they get holes in their britches.




        Heads or Tails?

  41. timorous profile image90
    timorousposted 6 years ago

    @Ivorwen: It's hard to tell when you bend over like that.

    Sorry sofs, you must have posted out of place.  Your answer:
    It's hard to have someone else's nap.

    Q: Why don't they make those toasters with the sides that flip down, anymore?

  42. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    they hate foods going down through a whole

    why do you ask a question?

  43. saleheensblog profile image59
    saleheensblogposted 6 years ago

    As I cant ask an answer
    Why are you not sleeping?

  44. AloBeDa profile image86
    AloBeDaposted 6 years ago

    Answer: I'm busy hubbing

    Question: Why are you winking at me?

  45. schoolgirlforreal profile image77
    schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

    Sorry I have a bug in my eye

    Q: Do you believe a cabbage patch doll can be possessed?

    1. saleheensblog profile image59
      saleheensblogposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      how do a male robot recognize a female robot?

 
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