If the first post isQ: who is the miss universe this year?The next post could be A: excuse me,why do you ask me? It's not me.Q: what is the fish saying?i will start the post with this Q. what is the color of hubpages forum?Ans. it and ask your Q. in the next post.
Sometimes the color of hubpages forum is black and blue....If you had a dollar and fifty cents, what would you do with it?
A. Purchase a new ashtray for my motorbikeQ. If Goofy is a dog, what is pluto?
Pluto is a planet.What do you like in your coffee?
Tons of cream, thank you very much.What should I do if my husband bursts into flames?
Quickly search for the hotline for "human combustion emergencies, paranormal and ghostbusting services."?????????Tea or Coffee?
Why all the ???'s, mythbuster?Anyway, coffee all the live long day.Where is the one place you want to go before you die?
I'd at least want to go out kickin' and screamin'. If money were no object, where would you want to build your dream house?
In Big Sur, if he'd let me, of course! Why do dogs drool?
Because they're cool - but cats rule!Are you a nighthawk or morning sort of person?
I am more of a morningcrow than a nighthawk.Why does your breath smell in the morning?
because i ate some flowers called vegetables.Why would anyone want to earn more money?
Answer: to pay for more escortsQuestion: does your groin itch all the time and give off a glowing greenish color too?
Thankfully, not today!How much money would it take to make you happy?
A $30 millionQ Anyone got a spare $30 million
Exact change for all my bills and anything else I buy.?: What ever happened to Camelot?
Cam was downsized as a cost-cutting measure, so there's a lot less of it now. How many bubbles are in a can of Coke?
you are wondering why Greek Ones Hubscore is only 94what am I thinking?
You are thinking how uncomfortable thigh high socks are.Why do some people detest learning so much?
Because they don't want to be seen in public with all those unsightly facts.Where do the children play?
A: On my scalp and you see there's no grass[hair] on it.Q: Why didn't you say me that you wanted a single red rose?
Because I actually wanted one dozenWhat is your full bank account info?
no bank account - really.Do you believe in the holy cow?
i have sucked from it's nurturing teetDo these jeans make me look fat?
Ans: no, it just seems like new generation potatoes are fancy wearing geansQ: Where is my unmarried wife?
she is lying next to me in my fancy jeanswhen will the world end?
When history repeats itself and dinosaurs rule the earth again.what does pink taste like?
Carp.What is on the backside of Sally?
OOwanna smoke a hubnugget?
i don't like burnt food!how many stars out there tonight?
Beth is the only star I see tonight.When will that ice melt?
I just fell through it.How do you catch fireflies?
I take your previous avatar[s*xy bi*ini pics]why do you change your profile pics?
A. It's easier than plastic surgeryQ. What could be more fun than trying to outrun a hippo?
out swim onis it fun to jump on jell-o??
only in the nude.Can I can see the backside of your moon?
if you stand on your head and look backwards.Who wants to party on planet Pluto?
Pluto is too far away.Can you pee on the sun?
When you stand on Uranus you can pee on the sun!Are vegetables pure?
That depends on where they've been.Why don't goldfish crackers taste like fish or look like crackers?
Because they are a marketing strategy and completely food valueless!Would you rather eat a white or a yellow peach?
I don't judge my fruits by their color... its what's inside that counts. (Mmmmm... Peachy juicy goodness...)How do you suppose one makes a "Whoopie Pie?"
First you make Whoopie and then you bake.How much wood would a woodchuck, chuck...if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?
make a sweet crust - add plenty of hot whoopie!where have all the flowers gone? (hi TS!)
Eaten up by all those naughty peaches.How do you like your cucumber?
crisp, fresh and firmwhy did the tomato blush?
Because the onion cried.Why is the sky blue?
Sky hates red color. What will happen if chuck noris lands on moon ?
He'll chop those moon rocks to pieces.When you're asleep, are you drinking water?
No, I'm eating it.When writing messages on the Forums, do you use a pen or a keyboard?
i use fingers, toes and my forehead sometimes the long****how do you know her?
from grade school.How do you know him?
Very well.How often do you cut your toe nails?
after reading The Clean Life's hubwhere do you put your money?
I line my pockets with it.Do you wear a belt because you have to, or because you want to?
I never leave home without it.Is multiple personality disorder real?
If you knew me, you'd know it's real.Why is the man in Beth100's avatar pointing at his hat and laughing?
Because its better than pointing at his something else and laughing.Why does a quarter back?
Because nobody'd watch a quarter front.How do you scratch in English?
With a Jolly Old Backscratcher.Why do pirates wear patches?
do cover up the dumb lookswhy does a cat have a catnap?
In case they get holes in their britches.Heads or Tails?
@Ivorwen: It's hard to tell when you bend over like that.Sorry sofs, you must have posted out of place. Your answer:It's hard to have someone else's nap.Q: Why don't they make those toasters with the sides that flip down, anymore?
they hate foods going down through a wholewhy do you ask a question?
As I cant ask an answerWhy are you not sleeping?
Answer: I'm busy hubbingQuestion: Why are you winking at me?
Sorry I have a bug in my eyeQ: Do you believe a cabbage patch doll can be possessed?
how do a male robot recognize a female robot?
by ddsurfsca6 years ago
pretty easy, using one of the two previous hubbers words to begin your two word phrase. I will begin with....Start here
by saleheensblog6 years ago
i will post the first word.startthe next post must be be started with t.
by schoolgirlforreal6 years ago
One rule:Use the first or last letter of the previous word:first word is: LOVEnext word would be: ECTASY or LIGHTSOKAY, NOW GO WITH: KISS
by Juliette Kando7 years ago
Look at this funny one.
by Person of Interest5 years ago
Having looked at the previous post, I honesty admit that I'm confused.
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