Mark Knowles Fanclub Take Two!?!
How many of you would rejoin his fanclub if you could?
He tells like it is, makes us laugh and look at that smile!!
This is not a place to talk about the hubbers we like, oh no.
This is serious business!
Only speak of Mark when you play here....
AND NOW
THE MARK KNOWLES FANCLUB IMPROVISED MANTRA
There once a hubber named Mark,He bit all spammers like a shark
But he loves them
.No Shirley, his head will grow so large that he'll only be able to fit one nostril into his profile pic.
Or perhaps those spammer chomping "Bugs Bunny" front teeth
P.S. re the poetry.
You guys are not quite as bad as the Vogons yet, but you're well on the way!
P.P.S. If you don't know about the Vogons, check out the Vogon Poetry Generator:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/v … rgen.shtml
P.P.P.S. Here's a little something it created for Mark:
See, see the Dead sky
Marvel at its big Puce depths.
Tell me, Mark Knowles do you
Wonder why the Platypus ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Energised.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your frongelous facial growth
That looks like
A Chicken.
What's more, it knows
Your varpid potting shed
Smells of capsicum.
Everything under the big Dead sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm Rotten fishs.
P.P.P.P.S.
It's remarkably accurate isn't It !
Here's Mark's first groupie.EEk is right. Can't imagine Mark's groupie to look like that!
LOL!!! Mark is right you guys are nuts and I love it!
You were spelling it wrong that's all
Mark P Nuts - Worried by your frongelus facial growth?
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