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Come on, 'fess up, who's really a sock puppet?

  1. lorlie6 profile image85
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    Here's your chance to be absolutely forthcoming about your identities, folks!  I expect tons of responses, so why not be the first??

    1. IntimatEvolution profile image84
      IntimatEvolutionposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh lorlie66 this hurt so many people last time.  Why would you want to bring this up again?

      hm.....sad

      1. lorlie6 profile image85
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh IE, I was just bringing up a sore subject to have fun with it-I think lots of people here are having a good time letting off a little steam-at least I know I am.
        Sorry if it doesn't sit right with you, I do understand what you mean-it was a rough period for me, too.

        1. Lisa HW profile image82
          Lisa HWposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I don't see it as some "big, sensitive" subject, lorlie.   I must have missed the whole thing about who got "hurt last time" (?).    I just think, though, usually it's the sockpuppets who seem to get the most enjoyment of out it, and who say they're on here to have fun.    Since non-sockpuppets wouldn't take it personally, I don't really see where the potential for hurt is.  (But, then, I'm aware that, I suppose, some sockpuppets may have their reasons for taking their fake identities really seriously and personally.   hmm  )

          1. lorlie6 profile image85
            lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            The fracas IE mentioned was 6 or so months ago, and it was very, very crazymaking, but Lisa, as you say, there's really no problem any longer for us non-pupps.  At least I'm good with it-that's why I started this thread! smile

    2. SockPuppet profile image69
      SockPuppetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I won't confirm or deny anything!

      1. lorlie6 profile image85
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh, THERE you are!  Nice to meet ya!

    3. skyfire profile image72
      skyfireposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Me iz sock puppet.

  2. WryLilt profile image86
    WryLiltposted 6 years ago

    I have a small handful of accounts. But none of them are sock puppets. big_smile

    1. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hi WryLilt-hope you tip those scales to 100!  On the edge is pretty heady stuff...I just wanted you to know that your body language thread caught fire last week-we had a ball!

      1. WryLilt profile image86
        WryLiltposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yes... I keep getting right to the edge of 100 then fall back down on my ass. sad

        Thanks, will have to check back to that thread. I write so many replies I forget about half of them. big_smile

        1. lorlie6 profile image85
          lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          It's crazymaking, all right, WryLilt!  I'm loving watching your score and mine tease us unmercifully...I want to say 'Let's race!' sometimes, but on the other hand, I see that we're in the trenches together so let's just soldier on together!

  3. katiem2 profile image61
    katiem2posted 6 years ago

    What exactly is a sock puppet?  roll

    1. luvpassion profile image59
      luvpassionposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      A sock puppet is someone who works in a garment sweat shop. big_smile

      1. lorlie6 profile image85
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Nice! smile

        1. katiem2 profile image61
          katiem2posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I thought that was actually the shoes cousin...

          Hea lorlie smile

          1. lorlie6 profile image85
            lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Hey Katie!  I feel a morph coming on...give me a couple of minutes!smile

  4. Cagsil profile image60
    Cagsilposted 6 years ago

    I have one account. Sorry to disappoint, no sock puppet. wink

  5. Pcunix profile image88
    Pcunixposted 6 years ago

    I have one and only one account and no interest in any more.

    However, as all the conservatives here know, I am a sock puppet for evil,  liberal, socialist atheist  puppet masters who are trying to destroy all that is good in America.

    I almost forgot to mention that.

    1. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Pcunix, you have me shaking in my stilettos!

      1. Pcunix profile image88
        Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I love it when I make women shake smile

  6. Ohma profile image78
    Ohmaposted 6 years ago

    You get what you see with me.

  7. Ron Montgomery profile image59
    Ron Montgomeryposted 6 years ago

    I am Brenda's sock puppet.

  8. luvpassion profile image59
    luvpassionposted 6 years ago

    I have fifteen sock puppets. Cashmier

  9. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    .
    "Sock Puppets!? We don’t need no stink‘in sock puppets!"
    .

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      Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Is this a reference to Blazing Saddles I see before me?

  10. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    if I were a sock puppet would I admit it?  and if I was a sock puppet and I was in the forums wouldn't I have been discovered by now and my butt banned to kingdom come?  Now, I'll tell you, I am not a sock puppet and have a real life as well as this cyber reality which I am ignoring just so I can answer forum thread posts and pretend I'm a cheetah!  I EAT sock puppets, girl!

    1. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      For breakfast, Mega?  Keep it up, my friend!

  11. lorlie6 profile image85
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    He he!  Who needs 'em, right?  They are such parasites!  I KNEW nobody who's really doing this would reply!

  12. h.a.borcich profile image61
    h.a.borcichposted 6 years ago

    Hope you are not disappointed Lorlie, just little ol me here smile
    I do have many winter socks though.

  13. lorlie6 profile image85
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    You're awful, Pcunix!
    h.a.borcich, you're delightful!

  14. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 6 years ago

    I have a second account.  Sorry, though, it shall remain a secret, mostly because I haven't used it in forever.  I do not, however, have any sock puppets.  I do have a sock monkey...is that close enough?

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    mmmm, OK, I am also Haunty, and Misha and lorlie.

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      but you're not the eggman!

      1. lorlie6 profile image85
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yeah, that's why he didn't post on the egg thread!

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          ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          who thehellis the egg dude? LOL

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        ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        you seem adamant and proud of that big_smile are ya sure?

    2. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I knew it, Ralwus, I just KNEW you were me...thanks for the update.

      1. Pcunix profile image88
        Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        He is not you.  He is Misha.  It is Misha who is you.

        1. lorlie6 profile image85
          lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Are you me, too??

          1. Pcunix profile image88
            Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Well yes, on Tuesday between 7 and 8.  Why can't you keep this stuff straight????

            1. lorlie6 profile image85
              lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Forgive me, dearest.  I forgot to remember.

        2. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
          Anna Marie Bowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Well, then who the heck am I???

          1. profile image0
            ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Mark Knowles

            1. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
              Anna Marie Bowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              LOL...I would be making a lot more if I were...

          2. Pcunix profile image88
            Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            What is WRONG with you people?

            I send out the identities, the avatars, even give you the talking points and the thread titles and every day  it's 'Who am I today?" and 'Am I for or against the Tea Party?"

            Really - I can only do so much.  You have to make some effort here!

            1. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
              Anna Marie Bowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Ha ha ha...too funny!!! big_smile

  16. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    Oh !  I LOVE sock monkeys!

    http://bythelbs.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/sock-monkey.jpg

    1. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
      Anna Marie Bowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      So do I!!  They are so darn cute!!!  LOL!

  17. TamCor profile image80
    TamCorposted 6 years ago

    Okay--I admit...I am Tom Cornett, and he is me...

    lol  lol lol

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    AMBASSADOR BUTLERposted 6 years ago

    Thank you for somewhat what sock pocket is to me. The onyl thing I done to my knowledge was to apply for google adsense on JUNE 3 2010 my writting and it was approved by them before my writting was approved for hubpages and is submitted for publication.

  19. Lisa HW profile image82
    Lisa HWposted 6 years ago

    I have one other name, and it has one Hub to "its name".    I started it because I was thinking I'd like a "business-only" HubPages account (instead of my "whatever-I-feel-like, mix of Hubs).  The thing is, I have "business-only" writing all over the place and came to HubPages to whatever I feel like writing.  So, after several months of having no Hubs on that account, I wrote one.  Now, since it's there, I'm thinking, "Hey, forget a neat-and-clean, business-only, approach.  Use that name to write stuff that I don't want people who know my name to read.  lol    So, it's there - one Hub.  I haven't closed it.  It doesn't have a "fake identity".  It just has my real kind of identity without sharing a bunch of extra info on it.  A.  I felt guilty getting a couple of comments from people I know and not saying, "Hey!  It's me - Lisa!"   and B.  I discovered if I write something that's more "business-like" I'd rather add it to my stuff here and help add some more range and balance to what's already here (or at least link to it  lol ).    hmm   (The other name is a non-human, business-like, name.)

    So, that's my "confession".   I'd say what the name is, but then, if I want to write stuff I don't want people who name my name to see, I'll have to open a-whole-nother user account.  hmm

    A long time ago there was this little "forum era" where it seemed all anyone was doing was trying to out sockpuppets, right and left.  lol  Then there were fights about who was insulted at being called a "socketpuppet".  lol.  These days I don't think anyone cares who's a sockpuppet.  Everyone seems to just go with it, even if they have a pretty good idea of who is most likely a sockpuppet.  Some are harmless.  Some don't know where to draw the line on their own shenanigans and do seem to disappear fairly soon.  roll   I think you're right, though, lorlie6.  There's a point where sockpuppets go from being benign to pretty much being parasites.

    1. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
      Anna Marie Bowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I started my other account just to allow a different side of my writing to come out.  Like you, I wanted an account where I could write without everyone knowing it was me.  Kind of like Stephen King and his pseudonym, Richard Bachman.  I didn't create it to cause trouble in the forums, or start fights, or anything like that.  I rarely, if ever, even check it, and it has a hub or two...don't really remember.  I guess a lot of times, it can be pretty easy to figure out who is who, but sometimes a character that is so far out there is created...you never know who is who...

  20. lorlie6 profile image85
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    Oh, yeah, and coo-coo-ke-choo!

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I always thought it was "koo koo ka juub!"

      but I may be wrong.

      I often am wrong  and sometimes I don't wanta be right - especially when I am loving someone wrong.  not the wrong WAY, but loving someone who is wrong for me - like married or something, but then, I wouldn't do that.   I often get it wrong when I am loving - that is to say, I think I am loving, but I'm not.  I am one confused cheetah today.

      love is also a meany splendoured thing!  or I thought so when I was a child. . .

      1. lorlie6 profile image85
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I wanna be MEEEE, I wanna be MEEE, blahblahblah!!!

  21. waynet profile image49
    waynetposted 6 years ago

    I have a sock that is a puppet for real, his name is willy and he gets cold in Winter that's why he wears a sock....

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      OK Willy either better gimme a wink or shut it, cause I think Willy is really a Wonka!  lol
      my puppets beat your Willy so there

      1. waynet profile image49
        waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Puppets beating willy...now that sounds like a plan! and fun too!

        1. profile image0
          kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          please stand by WWW Waynes Wonka Willy [if u needed translation]

          brb

          1. waynet profile image49
            waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Please do....and I have a golden ticket too and an oompa loompa!

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              kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              pig =peeping, in,

              I'm thinking-cannot juggle balls am coming

              back I mean

              fuck with mega til then

            2. mega1 profile image79
              mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              is it legal?  your oompa loompa?  I thought they were on the endangered list?  possibly yours is a domestic oompaloompa, which is ok, I think.  wait.  I'll google it!

              1. waynet profile image49
                waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I think it is a domestic oompa loompa...it cleans and does all the housework!

                1. profile image0
                  kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  http://www.northernsun.com/images/imagethumb/Mean-People-Breed-Bumper-Sticker-(5567).jpg

        2. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I don't know - sounds painful, kinda


          anyway . . .  so

          1. waynet profile image49
            waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Not when you make the puppets wear rubber.... big_smile

          2. lorlie6 profile image85
            lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Stinky, too...and leave the whale alone, for God's sake!

            1. mega1 profile image79
              mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              the whale?  is that your cute little name for something?  I confused now.  first time today!  set some kind of record

              1. lorlie6 profile image85
                lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I'll keep confusing you until you change that avatar back, so there!  Willy the whale, my darlink!

                1. mega1 profile image79
                  mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  oh.  yeah, like, free willy!   hahahahaha  now I gotta go  no I am really gonna have to go     hahahaahaha!  free willy!

                  1. lorlie6 profile image85
                    lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    NOOOOOO, don't go do stuff you've got to do!  Stay and play!

      2. mega1 profile image79
        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        speaking of beating willies!  I wouldn't put it past ya!  hahaha!

        I won't speak of it anymore.  sorry.  I know it brings up bad memories of the past and all.


        lol

        1. profile image0
          kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          now I really did just piss my pants. Thanks brb  = brave rotten bitch

          kiss

          brb

  22. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    I am and proud of it, so stick a sock in it

    omg just mage me remember when,,, wait searching for photo

    brb

    ah

    http://www.freewebs.com/fluffy_elzy/socks.jpg

    those are my sock puppets

    smile

    1. waynet profile image49
      waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      So that's where the odd socks go!

  23. Mighty Mom profile image89
    Mighty Momposted 6 years ago

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_192zq_NPeE0/SoTNOiIVRnI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/n4Vu6yGOPls/s400/superhero1.jpg

    Oh nooooooooo! You outed me, Lorlie!!!

    1. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hey MM-do YOU wanna be me?? wink

  24. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago

    You wanna keep this ridiculous topic resurfacing fine.  My primary account is Paul Deeds and I don't want to have to get angry

    don't make me pop my trunk!

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      what does it mean this?  pop your trunk? eh?

      I am really Aunt Jemima!

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        again

        pee

        brb

      2. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
        Anna Marie Bowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I know of a song by The Aggrolites called "Pop the Trunk". 


        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy2PVEvv … re=related

    2. Lisa HW profile image82
      Lisa HWposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      This isn't a "ridiculous" topic.  It's a kind of fun one (or at least a mildly challenging one to see who says what.  It kind of falls under the "we're-all-different" category (even if some  of us our different from ourselves, as opposed to just being different from everyone else).  Sockpuppets are diversity - carried to extremes.   smile

  25. profile image0
    AMBASSADOR BUTLERposted 6 years ago

    Sorry about spelling only incorrectly and not putting explaining before somewhat in my comment to this forum. Thank you. I just liked to have information why I was told that I lied about this issue.

    1. Pcunix profile image88
      Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      The invisible sock puppet?

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        Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Invisible you say?  That could be the answer to the whole sock puppet ban in the marital bed thing!

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          if I could just do a parasite cleanse, that might take care of any problems I've had with rascally sock puppets.


          I tell you what, in my marital bed?  sockpuppets would have provided some real pleasure!  if you know what I mean.

          I don't want to go into it here, actually, but I'm sure you get the picture!

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            Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            LOL getting it in A4!

            1. mega1 profile image79
              mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I know that's a real baby grandchild in your pic and all, but it so reminds me of those babydolls - I always wanted one of those!  so pink!  oh!  sigh.

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                Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                well he's a dam sight louder than any doll, I can tell you!

                1. lorlie6 profile image85
                  lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  How old is yours, Kathryn?  My first one is 13 days today!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      buddy, this is HubPages, you never have to be nice here lol  pleasure to meet you my name is Kimberly but they call mr deakside or ralwus for short

  26. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    ok - so I got this:

    http://www.brandish.tv/assets_c/2008/11/valentino%20sarah%20jessica%20parker%20new%20york%20ballet%20oompa%20loompa%20men%20fake%20tan-thumb-300x308.jpg

    obviously, if Sarah can have one, its legal!

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      ok  feel stupid-dont at get it mega wtf?  big ugly cat?

    2. waynet profile image49
      waynetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hahahahahahahaha....Too bright....... can't see!!!!!!

  27. profile image0
    Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago

    well, my old man has banned sock puppets from the marital bed.  Oh and I only have one account, not interesting enough to have more than one!

    1. mega1 profile image79
      mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Dude!  Never let your old man tell you what to do!  If you want a sockpuppet in your bed, you just have to make it more interesting, is all!   And you are too interesting enough to have another account! It's fun to let it all hang out, so to speak.

      I have another account but I keep forgetting about it!  hehehe  I think it has a better score than my real one!

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        Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I don't think it's the sock puppets that upset him as such but rather the hysterical laughing that accompanies them.

        1. mega1 profile image79
          mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          yeh, I know - my ex, for some reason, would NEVER let me laugh in bed.   I spent a couple nights on the couch - laughing so hard!  It was worth it.  until I found out that the couch in the tv room was considerably more entertaining than the marital bed!  After that,it was just a matter of time.  In fact, even now, just the words "marital bed" make me kind of cringe - like, its really hard not to laugh even now, 10 years later!  who knew it would be that funny?

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            Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Do you think we are twins separated at birth?

            1. mega1 profile image79
              mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              it's possible - either that, or we married twins!  sounds like we did!  obviously you are doing a better job of sticking it out!   hahaha  sticking it out!  hahahaha  - really maybe I should be cleaning house instead of this, but it would just get dirty again anyway .   hahahaha

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                Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I used to wonder why I found a man, who had no sense of humour, at least non that he was aware of, the least bit attractive.  But now I realise that a dead pan, slightly disapproving bloke is an enormous challenge and actually enhances my giggling pleasure.  House work is rarely funny, I'd stick to the sock puppet thread.

    2. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Balderdash, I say!

      1. Pcunix profile image88
        Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Invisible balderdash or regular?

        I would never consider the one, but do not mind a dash of the other.

        1. lorlie6 profile image85
          lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Regular, of course.  What a nonsensical question, Pcunix, what's up with you?

          1. mega1 profile image79
            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            what's it look like?

            1. Pcunix profile image88
              Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              You don't know what invisible balderdash looks like?????

              1. mega1 profile image79
                mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                no,  do you?

                1. lorlie6 profile image85
                  lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I keep a jar of it under my pillow at night, just to be safe.

          2. Pcunix profile image88
            Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I got confused, so sue me.  For crying out loud, I am 62 years old!  Nothing works like it used to, we haven't even used ANY balderdash this month!  I know it should be regular, I just forgot for a minute.

            Wait.  Who are you again?

            1. lorlie6 profile image85
              lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I haven't the faintest, P.

              1. Pcunix profile image88
                Pcunixposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I suppose it does not matter as long as you have balderdash.

                My wife is on her way home from visiting her father and will be bringing pizza.  I am waiting patiently, and looking forward to seeing her and the pizza.  With or without balderdash.

                1. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
                  Anna Marie Bowmanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Is balderdash anything like Mrs. Dash????

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                    Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Well it's an ageing Dash with comb over.

  28. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    wow!  I learned something today!  Pop the trunk!  Now I get the picture - good song, too.


    everyone has sweet little names for their koochykoochy and their luckystiffs!  I want a name for my um, my uh, my     you know!  maybe Shane!  I'll call her Shane!  Shane! Shane!  come back, Shane!

  29. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    ok.  that really inspires me to get my room cleaned now!  all you grandmas can just whoop it up for awhile without me!  I might get sensitive or something and someone would think I'm a sock puppy or someting similar.  I ain't and I won't, so see ya round the block - later!

  30. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    Lorlie!!!  I thought I just figured out who I was!!!  Now, I'm all confused again....am I a sock puppet?  Or were the others??  Or were all of us??  I'm sooooo confused!!!!

  31. lorlie6 profile image85
    lorlie6posted 6 years ago

    Hey Beth!  I KNOW!!!  Maybe we should be CR again, or I could be you, or you could be Ralwus, or Pcunix could be me, or....? smile ?

    1. Beth100 profile image83
      Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol  I think we should all be CC.  Can anyone photoshop him holding a bouquet of fllowers????  lol 

      Night Lorlie!  You're a blast!!

      1. lorlie6 profile image85
        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        You MUST take the sock, Beth.  You know this to be true!

  32. lrohner profile image85
    lrohnerposted 6 years ago

    Sock puppets? There are sock puppets here? Where? Where?

  33. mega1 profile image79
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I am Ralwus and Steven and Leanman's sockpuppet.  I can only do what they tell me to do.  They take turns with me!  Oh!  I feel so used!

  34. Anna Marie Bowman profile image91
    Anna Marie Bowmanposted 6 years ago

    I am now Mighty Mom's sock puppet, or sock monkey, or something...

  35. katiem2 profile image61
    katiem2posted 6 years ago

    I'm a toe sock, I do more than one, just not telling how many...

  36. profile image0
    King Larryposted 6 years ago

    im a sock puppet!

    1. lorlie6 profile image85
      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      And a handsome one, at that! smile  Hey baby!

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        King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        don't you know it baby. wink  im great thanks.  how about yourself?  a friend of mine told me you just became a grandmother.  although i must say you look waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too young to be one. wink

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          lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Aren't you the sweetheart, KL!  Yep, 13 days ago.  It's awesome. smile

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    LOL Beth, put a sock on it. g'nite xox

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      Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Only you can do that!  lol  xoxo

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Yes, I suppose I can at that. big_smile I sorgot

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      Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      With a file on my smace, I am now boing to ged (sithout the wock).  lol

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        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh, and have the sweetest of dreams, Beth!

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Hey, you really are me. LOL

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago
  41. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    I had a sock puppet once. My dog ate it.

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      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Awww, habee, so sorry to hear that.  We've got some for you!
      http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l177/studleydoolittle/sockpuppets.jpg

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        Lisa HWposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey - that blond one looks like one of mittens I lost  when I was a little kid (and cried about because I thought "she'd" be lonely, and her "sister" would be lonely (or else a sidewalk plow would go over her  lol  ).  Apparently, there is reincarnation after all.   smile

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          lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          You poor little thing, Lisa!  I used to love all sorts of things that way too, and attribute personalities to each and every one.  I think the oddest was that I called my left ankle 'Baddy' because it had a freckle on it, and my right one 'Goody.'  I spoke to my ankles often, I'm not sure what my parents thought! smile

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            Lisa HWposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            lorlie6, that's better (and kind of weirder  smile ) than being sentimentally attached to two mittens.   lol    Clearly, that freckle was a lot more disturbing to you than a freckle should have been.  lol  (I'm still pretty much as bad.  A local gift shop has a set of two little teddy bears 60% off, but they're $16.  For about four weeks now, they're outside in that clearance thing, "waiting".   lol  The only reason I haven't already adopted them yet is that I've been with someone and didn't want them to think I'm a lunatic-jerk.   lol   I'm just kind of worried about what will become of them if someone doesn't buy them (but if they aren't there any more I'll be worried that they got thrown out.  hmm  )  (And this is from someone who has grown kids.   lol  )

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              lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              If you don't pick them up, I'll SEND you the money, Lisa! smile  Just buy them and hide them from whoever would think you're nutz.  I've got a grown son myself-everyone around here, including him, thinks I'm nutz, including me! smile  I never concern myself-I'm having one helluva time being out of my mind!!! smile

  42. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Hi, Laurel! Do they smell like feet??

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      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      These two smell like sweet feet-all they do is chat-no walking involved!

  43. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Cool! Mail me one?

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      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      They just took of to the mall...those two are sooo predictably girlish.  I'll mail one if I can ever find them again! smile

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    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    hiya ladies. has anyone seen my sock puppet around here?  lol

  45. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    What does it look like, Steven?

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      Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      he kind of looks like bender from futurama, have you seen him around here?

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        lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        He's been rattling around my basement looking for his booze, Steven-I would appreciate it if you'd come by to pick him up! smile

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          Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          oh okay. sure, i'll swing on by.  he hasn't been causing too much trouble has he?

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            lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Good.  Nah, he's just noisy is all.  He keeps singing something about his gal Laila, I think.  Poor dear slob-don't EVER told him I said that, okay? smile

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              Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              don't worry.  your secret is safe with me.  besides, if i did, i know he'd probably kill me or something.  lollol

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    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    hey lorlie, im heading out for the night.  it was great seeing you again, and hopefully we can have another chance to talk again soon. you take care.  don't worry, i'll bring my sock puppet with me too.  wink lollol

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      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Good night, Steven-see you soon! wink

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    paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago

    LOL, I just tried to sign up as a new user with the name “Sock Puppet”. Someone beat me to it. Two of them as a matter of fact. smile And a long time ago at that…

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      ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      try sock puckett then. wink or pock suckit, suckin socks, 'sock suckin sock puppit'

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        paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Nah, the urge has passed... smile

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    Daniel Carterposted 6 years ago

    My socks are on my feet unless I'm wearing sandals or going barefoot.
    I used to have little puppet story books that I read to my kids. That's the closest I've ever come. But that was over 20 years ago.

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I have trouble throwing out my old holey socks - there are about 20 socks in the back of my drawer right now that either don't have mates or have holes so big you could put your whole foot through.  smile If anyone needs an old sock to make a sock puppet, you're welcome to them, only $3US each!  I'll let the whole bunch of em go for $20US!  such a deal!  I also have some old underwear, bras missing straps, and various things I'm not even sure what they are, you can have for free! Today I'm supposed to be finishing my organizing and cleaning chore here in the bedroom, but unfortunately the forums are much more interesting.

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      Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol you know mega, your lucky im such a nice guy because i can think of a very clever joke about what you just said. wink  lollol

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        paradigmsearchposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        You are right; hopefully some demented soul won’t come along… smile

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        Disturbiaposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Too bad you're such a nice guy Steve, cause I'd love to hear that very clever joke. tongue

        Oh yeah, I'm not a sock puppet

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          Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          lollol  oh really?  maybe if your good, i'll tell ya. wink lol besides, im sure my sock puppet will probably say it for me. wink big_smile  lol

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      King Larryposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Free used woman's underwear you say?  i'd be careful who you say that around, as I've known a lot guys out there that would pay top dollar for a woman's used underwear if you know what i mean. i won't say what they do with it, as I know someone could report me for it here if i said it, but lets just say...there's a lot perverts out there that use it to put on their special place and well....lets just call it self love. wink

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      lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Mega-I have a grown son whose childhood underwear's still in my dresser...guess I'm waiting for him to revert.  Sad, so very sad, huh?
      But for all those sox and undergarments you've got, I'll go as high as $10-  No more.  Is it a deal?

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        mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        sure, just send the check soon, I'm a bit needy right now!  lol

        as for your son's undies, that's a bit kinky isn't it?  toss them!

        also, just wondering, what do you actually plan to do with my old undies?  I know what Larry has in mind - but you?  lol lol lol

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          lorlie6posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I'm planning to strew them across my lawn and fence-just to keep the horrid neighbors on their toes wondering what on earth I do all day-they know I write and think I'm a nut case.  This'll give 'em something to ponder! smile

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            mega1posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            yeh!  and then invite them over for drinks and see how long it takes for them to mention it!  smile  you are so fun - wish you were my neighbor!

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    mega1posted 6 years ago

    I want to hear that joke!  I don't care how demented it is!  I need a good joke to get me through today!

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      ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Mega, then go to my new thread in the sand pit, join in the contest

 
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