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Riddle From The Hobbit!

  1. Webskitzo profile image60
    Webskitzoposted 6 years ago

    I'm sure many of you have read the classic novel The Hobbit by Tolkien. For those of you who aren't framiliar with the book...let me explain.

    Bilbo Baggins finds "The Ring" in a cave inhabited by Gollum. Gollum was the current owner of the ring. Gollum finds Bilbo and in an attempt to get out Bilbo and Gollum have a riddle war if you will...Bilbo being incredibly sceevy asks Gollum the riddle..."What is in my pocket!?" This of course isn't even a riddle and depending on the person can be almost impossible to guess.

    The Riddle: I have decided to ask all you Hubbers the same riddle..."What is in my pocket??". I have placed three different items in my pocket and now you have to guess them! Not at the same time but if you could that would be creepy haha.

    Rules: There are none! Ask as many times as you want and ask the most ridiculous things to keep things funny =p.

    I will give out a hint for one of the three items every 100 replies so keep your guesses pouring in! I will notify you guys if someone guesses one of the items correctly so dont worry haha.

    Opening Clue: One of the items is noticebly Canadian.

    Good Luck!

  2. Reality Bytes profile image93
    Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago

    A nickel or other coin?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Warmer, but I'll need waaaay more specefic than that =p

      1. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
        schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Canadian quarter?

  3. Reality Bytes profile image93
    Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago

    You are a student.  you must have a beer cap in your pocket? lol

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Maple flavored condom

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Cottoncandy flavoured haha, jk

      1. Ginger Meow profile image81
        Ginger Meowposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        as long as it's not a used one!

  5. Ivorwen profile image85
    Ivorwenposted 6 years ago

    A Loony, a piece of string and a gum wrapper.

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      People are getting warmer with the coin ideas...

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    let's see here, a coin fer sure, flavored condom . . . lint of course, a hole, pubic hairs from your dog, a bitch, and a little knife, and maybe finger nail snipper uppers.

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      yes to the first but not specefic enough.....and the knife is on the right track but pretty far off

  7. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    A Canadian nickel, some Viagra, and a folded-up pic of Miss September you tore out of a Playboy?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Ahahaha, well i definitly don't need the viagra!

      Closer with the nickel though...

      1. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
        schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        A buffalo nickel

  8. Ginger Meow profile image81
    Ginger Meowposted 6 years ago

    what about a ring? left over from lord of the rings.

    What about a hole? where your pocket begings?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Negative on the ring ;p

  9. habee profile image91
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Some tooth whitener? Your teeth are pretty white.

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I only need to brush twice a day to get those pearly whites haha =p. No teeth whitener for me!

  10. A la carte profile image61
    A la carteposted 6 years ago

    nail file

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I don't need to break out of jail just quite yet smile

  11. mythbuster profile image86
    mythbusterposted 6 years ago

    A twoonie, toque and hockey puck!

    smile

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Haha! I may be canadian but were i am 'tis not the season for toques and hockey yet =p

      1. mythbuster profile image86
        mythbusterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Doesn't matter where you are...

        Standard emergency items for a Canadian - twoonie, toque and hockey puck lol

        (money, clothing and ummmm self defense weapon, alternately hot or cold drink coaster, doorstop, paperweight, suppose you can chew on the puck, too, if you're incredibly hungry etc lol)

        1. Webskitzo profile image60
          Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Haha, favorite post so far =p

  12. ChrisWa profile image61
    ChrisWaposted 6 years ago

    one of those red gloves from the winter olympics!

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Noppers lol

  13. Reality Bytes profile image93
    Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago

    You have a penny!

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      WINNNNNERRRRR....well you guessed one of them haha =p. Two items left y'all!

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    lint has to be in there. close to being a little knife; hmmm, yer a terrorist with a box cutter. It's head for the brambles in barefeet!

  15. mythbuster profile image86
    mythbusterposted 6 years ago

    Okay wait a minute... you posted that last night...

    Same pair of pants on? This might be more difficult than we thought if you changed your outer pants today lol (I assume you change the undergarments, of course lol)

    Wait another minute... when you posted, were you in your pajama pants?

    This might have some bearing on how we should guess....

    I guess *shrugs*

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      ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      stop confusing the issue dammit! LOL

    2. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      haha, the items I had in my pockets are forever immortalized by this post....so your all still guessing on what WAS in my pocket =p

  16. gregory hub profile image59
    gregory hubposted 6 years ago

    $2 canadian coin, a gum wrapper (the gum is in your mouth), a razor (for shaving or otherwise)

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Reality Bites figured out I had a canadian penny in my pocket up above, like the gum wrapper idea though =p

      1. mythbuster profile image86
        mythbusterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        canadian penny=maple leaf

        I'm takin' a point on that one!

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    dam! I forgot wallet. did some one say that? sorry if I missed it. and a snot rag.

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Nope, no one said it but funnily enough I didn't have a wallet in my pocket and I usually do

  18. Tom Cullen profile image60
    Tom Cullenposted 6 years ago

    3 pieces of bacon, a telescoping fishing pole, and a tin of sardines.

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Lol! I eat bacon too fast for it to end up in my pocket =p

  19. mythbuster profile image86
    mythbusterposted 6 years ago

    a sailboat, caribou and a polar bear?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      How'd you know!? Haha just kidding =p

      1. mythbuster profile image86
        mythbusterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        sailboat=dime
        caribou=quarter
        polar bear=twoonie

        I'm tryin' everything here lol

  20. mythbuster profile image86
    mythbusterposted 6 years ago

    a maple leaf, beaver and a paper clip

    (sounds like McGyver's tool box contents lol)

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I'll give you a hint. The paperclip is similar to one of the items just because of its composition...

      1. mythbuster profile image86
        mythbusterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Oh!! A SLINKY is in your pocket???

        1. Webskitzo profile image60
          Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I haven't seen a slinky since I was 12 =p

          1. mythbuster profile image86
            mythbusterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Now way, eh? You've GOT to be kidding! *taking slinky out of pocket, unwrapping slinky from around hockey puck*

            4th essential item for Canadians to carry around lol

            Doubles as a pet leash, and oh look - hot or cold drink coaster, too!

            smile

            You're SURE there's not a slinky in your pocket?

            Cheap slinky when I was a kid - bunch of paperclips linked together... didn't work very well but when I was a kid, so many years ago, we didn't KNOW a slinky was supposed to walk down the stairs...

            This response is too long already huh?

            SAAAAAAY you had a slinky in your pocket, k? lol

      2. Reality Bytes profile image93
        Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        a key ring?

        1. Webskitzo profile image60
          Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Nopers!

      3. Reality Bytes profile image93
        Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        You have staples?

  21. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
    B.T. Evilpantsposted 6 years ago

    A penny, a safety pin, and a lint encrusted butter tart?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Penny is right but....the butter tart is far from close hahaha smile

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    LOL only BT would think butter tart. hahaha

    1. B.T. Evilpants profile image61
      B.T. Evilpantsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Well, he is Canadian. If I were Canadian, my pockets would be filled with butter tarts all the time!

      1. Webskitzo profile image60
        Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Whats stopping you from doing that now? Sounds like a fail proof plan to me haha!

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    I thought they were anyway. LOL

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    OK, a penny, and a key or keys. and a goose

  25. Jeff Berndt profile image91
    Jeff Berndtposted 6 years ago

    String! Or nothing.

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      No string....but definitly something =p

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    a penny, a key and a toothpick carved from a raccoons pecker: sign of a true woodsman.

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hahaha, nope =p

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    a penny, lint and dollar clip with some money.

  28. SognoPiccolo profile image78
    SognoPiccoloposted 6 years ago

    obviously there is a penny, how about a swiss army knife?
      maybe number 3 is small can of hairspray with a lighter attached just in case you need an improptu flame thrower

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      the swiss army knife is the closest to item two thus far....just because all the options that are possible on the knife itself =p

      1. Reality Bytes profile image93
        Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        It is not a ring of keys?  Maybe it is nail clippers?

      2. mythbuster profile image86
        mythbusterposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        penny, jack-knife and slinky

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        ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        makes no fukkin sense to me. wink cell phone, a penny, lint and a wee bottle of gin/alcohol. Church key! thass it.

        1. Webskitzo profile image60
          Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I defintly dont have any church key in my pocket haha =p

          1. Reality Bytes profile image93
            Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            You have one of those fancy roachclips.  you been smokin da' devils lettuce?

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              ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              now that makes sense. yes and a bag o' green buds. and the effin penny.

              1. Reality Bytes profile image93
                Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Next time Webskitzo comes back to this thread, lets mug him and smoke all his bud.

                1. Webskitzo profile image60
                  Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Don't hurt me!! Haha...I may be in college but I don't take any hits from the bong lol =p

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    a fart in a baggy with that Bic lighter she spoke of. Boom!

  30. mythbuster profile image86
    mythbusterposted 6 years ago

    Nail clippers? (are in my pocket)

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Nah =p

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    No nail clippers. I think he is tiring of me. big_smile dried turd on a string?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hahaha...never!

  32. frogdropping profile image85
    frogdroppingposted 6 years ago

    Space. You can't deny there's some space in that pocket. So that covers the one of the three for sure *nods* smile

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Just for you there can be four items instead of three...and then space would be one of them...so you win!...well kinda haha wink

  33. schoolgirlforreal profile image74
    schoolgirlforrealposted 6 years ago

    Ok
    penny, swiss army knife , nail, tac, piece of gum, mint, toothpick, money, bills, button, key, picture, candy, cellphone, beeper?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      One of the components on the swiss army knife is one of the items in my pocket...

      1. Druid Dude profile image59
        Druid Dudeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        corkscrew

        1. Webskitzo profile image60
          Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Nope

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    tweezers, lint, space, penny, gum, string, rubber band, pen, pencil, 25 automatic, starter pistol, sling-shot, pea, straw, cocaine, ecstasy, meth, crack, or a weedwhacker.

    1. Reality Bytes profile image93
      Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      or maybe scissors?

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        ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        wouldn't that be dangerous for a guy? wink

    2. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Haha...ralwus...you think I'm a drug dealer now or something? Haha =p

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        ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        No, just getting to all the options. LOL Eraser, bullet, shotgun shell, lead sinker, fish hooks in a bag, fishin pole, worms, flies, dead flies, turtle, fish food, a gold fish, dice, deck of cards, monopoly get out of jail card, drivers license, picture of your boyfriend? big_smile

        1. Webskitzo profile image60
          Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          haha, your funny....cept for the boyfriend part! -.- lol...and still none of those are right =p

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            ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            LOL girlfriend then. hehe

  35. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 6 years ago

    tweezers?

    toothpick?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      well one of the items is metal so tweezers are kinda close-ish-lier haha

  36. Reality Bytes profile image93
    Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago

    A bottle opener?

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      ralwusposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I already guessed church key

  37. alternate poet profile image78
    alternate poetposted 6 years ago

    screwdriver, screw and washer

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      So close! The end piece of the screwdriver....first one to say it gets the second item and eternal glory! haha

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    A mirror, dumb in a baggie, a brain fart, your family tree, Lionel Train, a dried up taco, ugly on a toothpick, fountain of the quotations of Mao Tse-Tung, tears in a bottle, a brain bill, a golf ball, the village idiot or a fairy on a string. A pencil sharpener and a can opener.

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Haha, your hella imaginative....kudos to you....still haven't guessed anything though haha.

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    Brenda Durhamposted 6 years ago

    your hand, the Canadian coin, and the ring on your hand?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Nope but I'll give you a hint...the last item...assuming the second one will be guessed in a few minutes is really colourful....

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Uncle!

  41. Reality Bytes profile image93
    Reality Bytesposted 6 years ago

    A handle? a Bit and a Rubiks cube?

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Dude I don't get it but your insane....it was a 2x2 rubiks cube....stop reading my mind!!!

  42. Rishy Rich profile image80
    Rishy Richposted 6 years ago

    Dude...r u still wearing the same pant? hmm

    1. Webskitzo profile image60
      Webskitzoposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      haha no...but were working off what i DID have in my pocket....how gross would I be if I was though haha =p

 
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